New Orders from Get Ready?

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1 Jan 2002, 14:43

Report from The Daily Star.

A 35 year old man was arrested in Tooting, South London this morning, for legal reasons they are refusing to name him, apparently the man was high on a mixture of Alcohol and Antibiotics - he was singing "Dancing in the Moonlight" while pissing on a pile of "Naked Chef" videos, which he had just stolen from a window display in the town centre. Witness' mentioned that the man was heard blaming New Order, he said he had played the song "Slow Jam" backwards - and he heard voices telling him "Jamie Oliver must pay, for being a useless tosser" over and over. Police have seized all copies of the bands comeback album "Get Ready" and an investigation is underway, the man was released on Police Bail. New Order have refused to comment. By Roger de Coursey.

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1 Jan 2002, 17:07

Fookin' brilliant ! :lol: One slight problem though. I spent last night back home in Worcester :)

1 Jan 2002, 17:34

Are you quite sure about that? :lol:

1 Jan 2002, 18:03

Originally posted by Betty Ford Are you quite sure about that?

Absolutely. I'm still there now. Heading back to London tomorrow on the 12.08 train !

1 Jan 2002, 18:06

Watch out for the polis - they may still be seeking a man who fits yer description :lol:

1 Jan 2002, 18:08

Originally posted by Betty Ford Watch out for the polis - they may still be seeking a man who fits yer description

I allus watch out for the polis !

1 Jan 2002, 18:09

Say no more;)

2 Jan 2002, 00:13

I wish I could add something at this point but I can't !