Happy New Year Onliners xx
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Oh yes it certainly is! That bed has seen a lot of pleasure been given and received, many a time.
Originally posted by The Minx Oh yes it certainly is! That bed has seen a lot of pleasure been given and received, many a time.
Blimey Minx, you'll get me a reputation as a bit of a tart! Easy girl, easy! :o
Ahh you love it ScruffBoxer you lucky old love cat.
How about one of them ghost stories I've heard so much about?
Go on Scrumpy ...
Did you get to see Lord of the Fetlocks at Chrimbo? ... a group of me pals rang up on Christmas Eve but everywhere was booked up, and I've still not seen it.
I might wait until it comes out on pirate DVD.
Muffman & his Minx,
I've seen the remaining pictures in that series at www.swingersunited.co.uk.. You wouldn't believe the stuff they get up to by thumbnail 47, it's priceless.. I wasn't sure which way the bloody picture was supposed to go.
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Now after reading this thread, I'm all mixed up when it comes to Muffy's situation with the women.
Hence, I'll mind my own business from now on if you will !
rmm...Happy New Years to you as well Mr. Muffler...I was only gone for two days...but it felt like an eternity...
That actually reminds me of the infamous John and Yoko nude picture from 1969, except that y'all have your clothes on....
Happy new Year Muffy (you lucky sod!) :D
Originally posted by Huntsman Ahh you love it ScruffBoxer you lucky old love cat.How about one of them ghost stories I've heard so much about?
Soon Huntsy, patience my friend!
Originally posted by Happy new year everybody!!! Now after reading this thread, I'm all mixed up when it comes to Muffy's situation with the women.Hence, I'll mind my own business from now on if you will !
Seb, I love her and can't stay mad at her for any decent period of time. I'm a weakling I know and we'll work it out in the end, I hope!
Thanks for the compliment Taboo!
Muffy's been lucky six times this year already! And always to the soundtrack of New Order's Technique- Muffy's right a shag fest of an album! I heard you dont have Technique Taboo? Is that true?
Yes, that makes me the perinnial whipping boy around here (not in a kinky way). I have decided to try and purchase it before the end of the month so everyone'll stop hasseling me.
Tabsy, I must say that I'm quite proud that I've been joined by so many in my quest to force you to buy out what is now known as NewOrderTechnique.
I'm really looking forward the day you will come here and say how much you think this album is awful and start a huge flame war.
Come on son.
MAKE IT HAPPEN.
Seb.
P.S. G'day y'all !
besides Trev-man...
did you not hear when the Minxtress told you of the effects of Technique upon the females of the species??? I'd think that you would be running out and getting this Shagalicious soundtrack right away...and now I know what will be playing in my car from now on!!!!
Many thanks to Muffy and the Minx ;)
Originally posted by Taboo # 7 Yes, that makes me the perinnial whipping boy around here (not in a kinky way). I have decided to try and purchase it before the end of the month
Then like Muffy you might have love technique.
Baby, you know I've made a lot of cool chicks, But I haven't met a girl with all her own teeth
hehehehehe
I this freaking song!!!!!!!!!
Hey Jeff, how's Dallas for chicks these days? I can just see us swanning around in a little open top convertable with the sun on our backs and Technique blowing away the silence. Picture it Jeff, you and I mincing round in our safari suits, all the young things eating out of the palm of our hands, swilling the bud from our shoes and begging for our affections! We'd be gods I tell ya, gods!
Well, me old ragamuffin...the convertible would be out of the question today...just came in from smoking a Marlboro, and it's actually snowing...I thought it was my ashes at first...but ashes don't melt (or do they?)...but actually, I think we'd be better off in Oz at the end of the month...how I wish that could have been arranged...oh well...
just promise me one thing...if I ever do come to Scotland, please don't offer me any haggus (sorry if I butchered the spelling there)...
oh...but getting back to birds...they were quite in abundance at the Stars game on New Year's Eve...but there was more silcon at the American Airlines Centre than in any computer manufacturing facility....
Don't worry Jeff you'll get no haggis in this house but I can promise you birds, camera, ACTION!!
Have a good New Year Muffster. Jeez my missus would kill me if I posted a piccie of me and her in our undergarments.
On a similar note I found polaroid of my mate once, taken by his missus, where he was naked holding his erect knob. I don't think I've ever laughed so much. He wasnt exactly a big boy either....
My college roomate (the same who exposed me to the Order) was fond of searching the web for the most disgusting porn (shit-eating, hairy women, et) and printing it out to be placed in the elevator in our dorm building. It's always fun to do something like that and see someone's reactions.....but enough about that :D
Originally posted by Grigory Rasputin, the mad mystic of Petrograd oh...but getting back to birds...they were quite in abundance at the Stars game on New Year's Eve...but there was more silcon at the American Airlines Centre than in any computer manufacturing facility....
Those american girls...
Originally posted by Taboo # 7 My college roomate (the same who exposed me to the Order) was fond of searching the web for the most disgusting porn (shit-eating, hairy women, et) and printing it out to be placed in the elevator in our dorm building. It's always fun to do something like that and see someone's reactions.....but enough about that :D
Errr...
Originally posted by Grigory Rasputin, the mad mystic of Petrograd oh Sebsy...are you saying you would turn them all down???
No, but I could certainly use their boobs to bump in the arms of a silicone free woman!
S.
Originally posted by Taboo # 7 My college roomate (the same who exposed me to the Order) was fond of searching the web for the most disgusting porn (shit-eating, hairy women, et) and printing it out to be placed in the elevator in our dorm building. It's always fun to do something like that and see someone's reactions.....but enough about that :D
Trevor....you guys had Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much time on your hands!!!!
Originally posted by Seb Briggs Have a good New Year Muffster. Jeez my missus would kill me if I posted a piccie of me and her in our undergarments. On a similar note I found polaroid of my mate once, taken by his missus, where he was naked holding his erect knob. I don't think I've ever laughed so much. He wasnt exactly a big boy either....
Thanks Snake, you too.
The Minx and I are fully clothed, it's just that most of what she wears LOOKS like underwear! And why not??
I hope you did'nt hurt your small chums feelings. Blessed are we who live with huge cockers in our Jockies! And blessed is she who recieves it!
To The Muffmeister and Minxy - Happy New Year;) Is that really yer hoose? for some strange reason - I would have expected a few blow up dolls, leather masks and whips aboot - That's just yer reputation mate - Don't blame moi;)
