worst song?
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world in motion or jetstream
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world in motion 35 (52%)
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jetsream 32 (48%)
67 votes · voting closed
Oh that's haaaaarrrdddd....
But as a non UK person I can vote for "World in Motion" with a clear conscience...
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michael brown wrote: for me,jetstream wins by an incalcuable distance.WIM aint so bad.What say you all?
I'm beginning to form the impression that Jetstream is not your favourite song, Michael.
You have been flooding this forum with this opinion for the last 24 hours now.
Perhaps a hot drink would calm you down...
Only because it is the new single and a hot topic at present,naturally.And you are right to deduce that I hate it with a passion![]()
michael brown wrote: Only because it is the new single and a hot topic at present,naturally.And you are right to deduce that I hate it with a passion
Are you sure?
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I always thought I had that anti-"Jetstream"-passion, too. But from time to time I find myself singing along this ridiculous "J-E-T"-line. ![]()
Bere wrote: I always thought I had that anti-"Jetstream"-passion, too. But from time to time I find myself singing along this ridiculous "J-E-T"-line.
Give into it! You know you want to!
Im pretty sure Im tortured by the fact they did this shite.Whats worse then, Jetstream or smashing your Knackers between two house bricks?Just to give it a valid and fair comparison:D
michael brown wrote: Im pretty sure Im tortured by the fact they did this shite.Whats worse then, Jetstream or smashing your Knackers between two house bricks?Just to give it a valid and fair comparison:D
Depends on the colour of the BRICKS!![]()
Bere wrote: No no no. It doesn't get me... No no no...
Aaaaarrrrggghhh
J.E.T. WOOH!
Come on Bere, join in whenever you want!
Rocket Mick wrote: world in motion [3] [50.00%] * jetsream [3] [50.00%] And AGAIN!
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Mick, stop trying to look cool - you know you love it!
BIGINOIL wrote:
Rocket Mick wrote: world in motion [3] [50.00%] * jetsream [3] [50.00%] And AGAIN!
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Mick, stop trying to look cool - you know you love it!
But i thought he had a NEW song that we had NOT heard and i was getting worried.:D
Rocket Mick wrote:
BIGINOIL wrote:
Rocket Mick wrote: world in motion [3] [50.00%] * jetsream [3] [50.00%] And AGAIN!
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Mick, stop trying to look cool - you know you love it!
But i thought he had a NEW song that we had NOT heard and i was getting worried.:D
Mick, the star means you voted for jetsream.
It's your favourite song.
BIGINOIL wrote:
Bere wrote: No no no. It doesn't get me... No no no...
Aaaaarrrrggghhh
J.E.T. WOOH!
Come on Bere, join in whenever you want!
Oh my god... I'm listening to it right now (free will!) and I'm singing along... I fear I'm lost now...
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frank smarra wrote: Jetstream by Miles. watch them Get Ana Matronic to do the rap in WIM now.
I pray it will not come to pass:(
10 yrs from now you guys will love jetstream.
long live love
wim i think it has good qualities but the nationalism irks me. I dont think it belongs in a song.
whats the story behind wim? i know its for english football team but how did new order end up doing it.
Jetstream is more subversive then you think.
jonathan szwajkos wrote:
Jetstream is more subversive then you think.
Interesting comment, Jonathan.
Do you mean in terms of music, lyrics, or both?
I'm not disagreeing; I think you may be right.
Patrick wrote:
jonathan szwajkos wrote:
Jetstream is more subversive then you think.
Interesting comment, Jonathan.
Do you mean in terms of music, lyrics, or both?
I'm not disagreeing; I think you may be right.
Im glad you think so, Patrick. I think your really neat, and you know i love your odessey theory.
About jetstream:
Not a very well-developed thought on my part. I sense desperation in the song, like it is a forbidden love affair. The only one more day sample is errie to me and i love the whistling. I start thinking about this a little more.
Similiar to Bacon lettuce tomato (bizaar love triangle). Its a sweet pop song but their's a lot behind it.
Damn it Barney never gets any credits for his lyrics.
hes my boy.
jonathan szwajkos wrote:
Patrick wrote:
jonathan szwajkos wrote:
Jetstream is more subversive then you think.
Interesting comment, Jonathan.
Do you mean in terms of music, lyrics, or both?
I'm not disagreeing; I think you may be right.
Im glad you think so, Patrick. I think your really neat, and you know i love your odessey theory.
About jetstream:
Not a very well-developed thought on my part. I sense desperation in the song, like it is a forbidden love affair. The only one more day sample is errie to me and i love the whistling. I start thinking about this a little more.
Similiar to Bacon lettuce tomato (bizaar love triangle). Its a sweet pop song but their's a lot behind it.
Damn it Barney never gets any credits for his lyrics.
hes my boy.
Thanks, Jonathan. You're very kind.
I certainly agree with you that BS deserves far more respect for his lyrics than he tends to get.
I should give more thought to the lyrics on this one than I have so far.
At the moment I'm just enjoying the remixes too much to think about what it means.
Please excuse my horrible grammar. Im a bit dyslexic and always in a hurry because im at work.
Forbidden internet chat
The remixes must be fantastic. Do any of them rank up there with blt?
Jets ream and they're noisy fuel guzzlers![]()
WIM does it for me.. sweet memories Reading 98 best come back gig ever
jonathan szwajkos wrote: Please excuse my horrible grammar. Im a bit dyslexic and always in a hurry because im at work.
Forbidden internet chat
The remixes must be fantastic. Do any of them rank up there with blt?
No need to apologize. It's the content that counts.
I wouldn't say they rank with BLT, but as someone said on another thread, they're very good, far better than the GR remixes (apart from Lee Coombs' Crystal). You should try to get them somehow.
jonathan szwajkos wrote:
Im glad you think so, Patrick. I think your really neat, and you know i love your odessey theory.
About jetstream:
Not a very well-developed thought on my part. I sense desperation in the song, like it is a forbidden love affair.
Why a forbidden love affair? I think it´s a fantasy: `But now you´r gone´.
runwild 1 wrote:
jonathan szwajkos wrote:
Im glad you think so, Patrick. I think your really neat, and you know i love your odessey theory.
About jetstream:
Not a very well-developed thought on my part. I sense desperation in the song, like it is a forbidden love affair.
Why a forbidden love affair? I think it´s a fantasy: `But now you´r gone´.
"It's been so long since I made you cry"?
Patrick wrote:
runwild 1 wrote:
jonathan szwajkos wrote:
Im glad you think so, Patrick. I think your really neat, and you know i love your odessey theory.
About jetstream:
Not a very well-developed thought on my part. I sense desperation in the song, like it is a forbidden love affair.
Why a forbidden love affair? I think it´s a fantasy: `But now you´r gone´.
"It's been so long since I made you cry"?
That line has been bothering me too.
BIGINOIL wrote:
Patrick wrote:
runwild 1 wrote:
jonathan szwajkos wrote:
Im glad you think so, Patrick. I think your really neat, and you know i love your odessey theory.
About jetstream:
Not a very well-developed thought on my part. I sense desperation in the song, like it is a forbidden love affair.
Why a forbidden love affair? I think it´s a fantasy: `But now you´r gone´.
"It's been so long since I made you cry"?
That line has been bothering me too.
You don't care for that line?
The beauty is in the last four lines: But now you´r gone, don´let it go. If you don´t try, how will you know.
When the song goes along, you think: ah, a beautiful love relation, but then he sings the last four lines and you think: hé, it is not for real. A fantasy maybe.
The video ....... this theory (can´t find the word)
It's all about my Emirates Cabin Crew job application. Yes, I was rejected. But if you don't try, how will you know??? ![]()
This is wrong - there are worse songs than World in Motion and even Jetstream - namely State/Shame Of The Nation, Told You So, TImes Change and Someone Like You.... :D
BLT is unbelieveably brilliant,and in no way similar to Jetstream.The two don't belong in the same sentence.Jetstream aint fit to carry BLT's spit bucket
Totally different league IMO
By 'Eck! My Neck! wrote: This is wrong - there are worse songs than World in Motion and even Jetstream - namely State/Shame Of The Nation, Told You So, TImes Change and Someone Like You.... :D
your right it should be Jetstream Vs one of the others you mentioned,I told you so and WIM are too good to be all time worst songs.I only put WIM down cos someone said Jetsream was'nt as bad,and it looks as though some people rall dig on Jetstream
It really does take all sorts![]()
Patrick wrote:
You don't care for that line?
I love it, in fact. But I'm not sure what it means.
I don't really care for said lyric much either...Oh, this pole is pretty tight now aint it?:D
Some Distant Memory wrote: Jetstream is worse. Nothing wrong at all with World in Motion! It's a fun choon.
I agree with this
He's right you know![]()
This thing is even stevens,its got em split in two.Check out whether you really like Jetstream or do'nt' for keeps, in the other Defining poll.It is our new single after all.I dunno you might have an opinion you wanna air on J-E-T or something.
you can do it there![]()
its the poll with only 2 stark choices
to save any confusion.
time to go home,shifts over
laters noolers:D
BIGINOIL wrote:
Patrick wrote:
You don't care for that line?
I love it, in fact. But I'm not sure what it means.
Do you think it's not clear whether it's crying for sorrow or crying out in ecstasy?
Perhaps that line is a statement about the general rule that people who live many miles away from their lovers tend not to argue as much as couples that live together.
However, alternative interpretations would seem as plausible (cries of ecstacy, pain, sorrow).
BIGINOIL wrote: Perhaps that line is a statement about the general rule that people who live many miles away from their lovers tend not to argue as much as couples that live together.
However, alternative interpretations would seem as plausible (cries of ecstacy, pain, sorrow).
I guess I interpreted it as meaning "it's been so long since we were last together, and making you cry in unhappiness was always part of being together."
The tension in the relationship is hinted at much earlier. "I pray that you'll be waiting right there for me". So he's not sure she's there - they haven't spoken to arrange for her to meet him? Or maybe they have argued and he suspects that she won't turn up to meet him.
BIGINOIL wrote: The tension in the relationship is hinted at much earlier. "I pray that you'll be waiting right there for me". So he's not sure she's there - they haven't spoken to arrange for her to meet him? Or maybe they have argued and he suspects that she won't turn up to meet him.
Perhaps she said "I'll try to be there."
Very tough call.....made me think a bit.....but I had to go with jetstream, but truthfully, I quite like both for the very sing along quality they have.....odd though, as an American I quite love WIM, especially live w/ Keith Allen......especially live....mmmmmmm![]()
I think its definately their worst single ever, at the very least the worst since State of the Nation
On hearing the song, I always imagine a guy flying across the world, just to be together with the stewardess he is in love with... Would have been a great topic for the video...
e.g. Barney (passenger) exchanging lustful glances with Ana (the stewardess) during the flight. After the landing they hurry to the next hotel... Next day - next flight - same thing...
Would perhaps have been a "children's program" problem so they didn't do that ;)
I actually love WIM, and like Jetstream. State of the Nation is far worse than both of them.
im i the only person who likes state of the nation.
"i only kiss when your not around"
great line
jonathan szwajkos wrote: im i the only person who likes state of the nation.
Nothing against "State" from my side...
I like State of the nation too and my fav part starts with "from my home I traveled far, I drove in my stolen car............ " :D
BIGINOIL wrote: The tension in the relationship is hinted at much earlier. "I pray that you'll be waiting right there for me". So he's not sure she's there - they haven't spoken to arrange for her to meet him? Or maybe they have argued and he suspects that she won't turn up to meet him.
Yes, but the lyric takes on a darker edge when you consider the whole tune is filled with fairly obvious euphemisms for the fact that Barney's got the raging horn. He's got a cock like the M1, allegedly, and that's gotta hurt....![]()
Oh, and for the record, I think it's ace, and I even like all the remixes: it's a beautiful, blue skied day here in Aberdeen. We don't get many, and with a backdrop like that "Jetstream" sounds just fabulous. Perfect summer pop, like St Etienne. But with better dancing, obviously.
Doctor Clayhead wrote: ...Perfect summer pop, like St Etienne. But with better dancing, obviously.
This and your earlier post about glassing students are the two most beautiful things I have read in ages.
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[orange]MA[/orange]YA wrote: I like State of the nation too and my fav part starts with "from my home I traveled far, I drove in my stolen car............ " :D
Barney is a pretty tough fella. He probably drove 60mph to avoid the authorities.
jonathan szwajkos wrote:
[orange]MA[/orange]YA wrote: I like State of the nation too and my fav part starts with "from my home I traveled far, I drove in my stolen car............ " :D
Barney is a pretty tough fella. He probably drove 60mph to avoid the authorities.
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jetstream isn't the greatest--it sounds like a take that song or mentos advert, not my thing (with the exception of 'back for good,' which kicks ass)--but world in motion is pretty damn awful, so i voted for WIM.
having said that, the E.T. effect applies to WIM--it's so ugly it's cute, and at this point has quite a bit of sentimental value. it's still embarassingly bad, though.
Maybe it will be in Mentos, advert,agent
on every advert break,jeeezz!I hope its not used to advertise credit cards though
I believe that they won't allow that
I hope![]()
WIFM sucks ass (No disrespect intended to the Football team/fans) Piss-poor NO song, but not their worst. (Times Change)
Arnt you going to move this thread to a more appropriate forum also, Mr moderator?:D I'm sorry I did'nt know I was in an innappropriate Forum
sorry about that.Why is it innappropriate again???
I must have missed that one mate:(
eCKOh wrote: JETSTREAAAAMM SSUUKKKKSSSSS!!!
I wanted to boo when I heard it
(((((e)))))
Im with you Bro.Its a nightmare ass sucker:dead:They don't want people to chew the fat on the subject in here tho.They wanna gag all noolers from slaggin it.Nazi style![]()
As I am relatively new New Order fan (since 2001) I haven't heard all of "World In Motion". But in my opinion, "Jetstream" is not the worst song on the new album at least. "Guilt is Useless Emotion" is worse I think. "Jetstream" and "Guilt" are the only tracks that I have any real issues with on this album at all. Overall I think "Waiting for the Sirens Call" is much better than "Get Ready" and this is coming from a fan of "Get Ready". Of course, I have heard other NO tracks, but I only have "Get Ready" and "Technique"(it came highly recommended, and I liked it, not as much as Get Ready). I am also asking for a official copy of "Waiting for the Sirens Call" and "Substance" for my birthday.
I just figured the lyrics to Jetstream were obvious, and it is one of my favorite new order songs...
I was sure it had to do with how Curtis died one day before them flying to America...
as usual, Bernard mixes up different things into the song, but part of why I like Jetstream is how it has that Blue Monday May 19th melancholy....
I think a lot of you just think Sumner has totally lost it and writes crappy pop, and didn't even give this song a chance.
It is beautiful and classic new order.
edit: I mean, most new order classic singles mix the melancholy meanings with the illusion of shallow pop music... some of their best music appears to be vapid pop at first, but on further reflection is super heavy..... Jetstream follows this mad chemistry....
and, no, I am NOT saying the 'jetstream lover' is per se Curtis... but the theme is about him.... sumner has done this type of insertion of curtis theme in other love songs.
Tarbox23 wrote: I just figured the lyrics to Jetstream were obvious, and it is one of my favorite new order songs...
I was sure it had to do with how Curtis died one day before them flying to America...
as usual, Bernard mixes up different things into the song, but part of why I like Jetstream is how it has that Blue Monday May 19th melancholy....
I think a lot of you just think Sumner has totally lost it and writes crappy pop, and didn't even give this song a chance.
It is beautiful and classic new order.
edit: I mean, most new order classic singles mix the melancholy meanings with the illusion of shallow pop music... some of their best music appears to be vapid pop at first, but on further reflection is super heavy..... Jetstream follows this mad chemistry....
and, no, I am NOT saying the 'jetstream lover' is per se Curtis... but the theme is about him.... sumner has done this type of insertion of curtis theme in other love songs.
Please remove your head out of your rectum. Anyone trying to analyze the lyrics of a light pop song should be sent to the Gestapo with a yellow star of David on them.
P.S. For laughs I would love to see your analysis of Britney Spears' 'Oops I did it again' and how it relates to repeated American defeats in their efforts in imperialism around the world.
Hey Tarbox, be a dear and analyze how this picture relates to Guilt is a Useless Emotion, would you?

ah, violence and vitriol because the truth troubles you...
that is good, strike at me. much easier than realizing you are totally wrong about a song being 'light crap pop' -
new order don't write light pop.
these are lyrics of light pop?
(It's only one more day)
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But you're gone Don't let it go If you don't try How will you know
I bet you think The Perfect Kiss is about making out too....
Tarbox23 wrote: ah, violence and vitriol because the truth troubles you...
that is good, strike at me. much easier than realizing you are totally wrong about a song being 'light crap pop' -
new order don't write light pop.
Sorry for attacking you, but I had to infuse something interesting in this thread because your overreaching analysis just lends to boredom.
NO do not write light pop? Well if you feel that way, there is no way I can change your mind, and I hope your rectum does not interfere with the listening experience of NO.
It fuckin timed out
so you will never know
Suffice to say,J-E-T definitly IS pop crap e.g.It contains the line"J-E-T,you are so good for me bayybe"record execs eh,they dont know how to market a band such as new order and its a disgrace they are not capitalising on the real potential fans instead of alienating them ![]()
michael brown wrote: It fuckin timed out
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so you will never know
Suffice to say,J-E-T definitly IS pop crap e.g.It contains the line"J-E-T,you are so good for me bayybe"record execs eh,they dont know how to market a band such as new order and its a disgrace they are not capitalising on the real potential fans instead of alienating them
and just how many bands have you marketed??? what makes you the frigging expert on these things???
get over yourself...soon....PLEASE?!?!?!?!
i know you guys probably have a enough interpretations but here goes:
Short albeit
I always thought "the perfect kiss" may be about martin hannet. Some would say martin zero was deranged and i think he like himself some guns. Also, I read that barney would hang with him.
On second though this could also describe shawn ryder.
Far Reaching? Any thoughts?
I dont think any other bands that make dark love pops like new order.
When WIM was released it was a good song due to the tie-in with England's World Cup in 1990, but hearing it today it has lost its releavance especially naff is the John Barnes rap.
world in motion really is quite a good song. cheesy, but good. lots of interesting sections, etc. and the remixes weren't bad. i dont think jetstream has any business being here either, but whatever. its not better than world in motion. i have no idea what their worst song would be, but its not one of these. bad poll! bad poll!
jesse steichen wrote: world in motion really is quite a good song. cheesy, but good. lots of interesting sections, etc. and the remixes weren't bad. i dont think jetstream has any business being here either, but whatever. its not better than world in motion. i have no idea what their worst song would be, but its not one of these. bad poll! bad poll!
quite so..bad poll. if i had to absolutely pick a worst song it would be shellshock... cheesy 80's crap. i can't believe no one has mentioned it. ![]()
WIFM came out about the time of the bnbirth of my first child. I had no clue about the World Cup implications. New Order released a single at a very important time in my life. I cannot hate this song.
FAC103 wrote:
michael brown wrote: It fuckin timed out
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so you will never know
Suffice to say,J-E-T definitly IS pop crap e.g.It contains the line"J-E-T,you are so good for me bayybe"record execs eh,they dont know how to market a band such as new order and its a disgrace they are not capitalising on the real potential fans instead of alienating them
and just how many bands have you marketed??? what makes you the frigging expert on these things???
get over yourself...soon....PLEASE?!?!?!?!
Sorry for saying what I think then![]()
michael brown wrote: It fuckin timed out
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so you will never know
Suffice to say,J-E-T definitly IS pop crap e.g.It contains the line"J-E-T,you are so good for me bayybe"record execs eh,they dont know how to market a band such as new order and its a disgrace they are not capitalising on the real potential fans instead of alienating them
please, already.... you don't like the song, so what? who cares?? 99% of the posts you seem to enjoy accumulating are about the same.... Barney could be singing "E-A-T- Eat my shit....the shit is good for me....you are my crapstream lover...." and i would like the song anyway. Remember, the music is about the music.... simple as that. That's why they give "Music" Awards, not "Lyrics" Awards...
You disagree then
and your 99% figure is a tad harsh filmstardust.But not half as harsh as Track 8 on that New order album thats just come out :dead: ![]()
Jetstream isn't that bad of a song. In fact I don't think it's bad at all, there are just some better NO songs.![]()