Full On Brain Trouble

It's 3am. I can't sleep, as usual. I decided to cruise the internet for new order stuff..... any new order stuff. I came across this:

http://www.ashleypomeroy.com/morepoems4.html

Scroll down a bit and you will see what it has to do with new order.

Now, go to the rest of the site:

http://www.ashleypomeroy.com

and you will see why i now doubt my sanity. I particluarly recommend the bit with the sound clips you can download ('comic monologues'), if you want to hear what it sounds like to need a labotomy.

Please post your views on this quite unbeleivable find below:

Dammit Keeper, neck four temazapan and hit the hay immediately.

To use his wondrously creative jargon, he has his hand gripped firmly on his shoomwand!

any fellow insomniacs are welcome to message me, im at my mums house and am going up the wall here....the only plus point is that she`s got a snazzy new pc and windows messenger.

Well, it's 1:30 am here, and just got back after a drink or five. My head is buzzing, so I just clicked on the first link. What I think is, after reading those poems, is that I need another drink. I am impressed though by writing one about Zbignew Bryzinski.

Thanks for the help guys and gals... still didn't sleep. Oh well, gives me more time to listen to N.O. so it can't be a bad thing.

That website freaked me out though. Did anyone listen to the 'comic monologues'? i didn't know whether to laugh or kill someone.