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Just look at the artwork for the forthcoming single. Definitive proof that New Order are indeed Lazy Sexist Fascist Misogynists. Have you been to their gigs recently?? Thousands of predominantly white men with short hair, waving their fists in the air while chanting "New Or-DAH!!". It's like Nuremburg all over again.
Ban this sick filth, I say.
OUTRAGED OF STOKE.
Ive got short hair.Im white and i waved my fist a lot at Hyde Park in June.Much as i did at gigs in the eighties.But my ex girlfriend is Jewish and lives in Israel.So how am i a fascist?.Or are you just kidding?.I presume you are.
Fascist scum are a virus that need to be eraticated right now, lets get to work.
P.S. When New Order did the "Red Wedge" tour back in the 80's it destroyed any association that certain "fans" thought they had with right wing "politics". These "fans" are now playing there Screwdriver albums over and over, longing for the days of the Third Reich, the sad buggers. 
lets analyse this crazy statement:
New Order Are?
Lazy....infrequent,so so quality albums and tours....TRUE
Sexist....Gillian Gilbert is no longer a member,phil cunnungham (a bloke) became the new 4th member....POSSIBLE
Fascist...New order are named after something to do with the german socialist party of the 1940,s.The uk is run by Tony Blair ,the leader of the socialist party of the uk....GUILTY.
Missyoggywotsits....dont know what that means but it sounds like something evil that the group are up to these days.
verdict...Guilty..guilty..guilty...nurse my medication...now please before that bloody Almanso chap gets hold of the bottle.....ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 
Doctor Clayhead wrote: Just look at the artwork for the forthcoming single. Definitive proof that New Order are indeed Lazy Sexist Fascist Misogynists. Have you been to their gigs recently?? Thousands of predominantly white men with short hair, waving their fists in the air while chanting "New Or-DAH!!". It's like Nuremburg all over again.
Ban this sick filth, I say.
OUTRAGED OF STOKE.
Who gives a fook anyway - Pete Townshend is a 'pedo' and i still buy The Who records etc. The Order could be Commy, Ninja, lesbian mudwrestlers for all i care, i'd still buy their stuff & fork out to see em!
Doctor Clayhead wrote: Just look at the artwork for the forthcoming single. Definitive proof that New Order are indeed Lazy Sexist Fascist Misogynists. Have you been to their gigs recently?? Thousands of predominantly white men with short hair, waving their fists in the air while chanting "New Or-DAH!!". It's like Nuremburg all over again.
Ban this sick filth, I say.
OUTRAGED OF STOKE.
i just want to see more shadowy side views of penises on their album covers. or on album covers in general.
bansheeman wrote: yep and i'd give 2 weeks wages to see her turn round :p probally a lady boy anyway
Good thing Turn is the name of the next single, isn't it? 
Spotnick wrote:
bansheeman wrote: yep and i'd give 2 weeks wages to see her turn round :p probally a lady boy anyway
Good thing Turn is the name of the next single, isn't it?
Shit. Beat me to it. My one good one liner of the year.
Bastard.
PS I looked at that cover and thought instinctively "Thats more like it !! COME ON!!!!" Sorry.
:bag: of London
bLuE oRdEr wrote: What's wrong with being sexy?
Don't know. Nicolette Kreibitz looked sexy on the Get Ready and Crystal covers and no one complained.
What I meant to say was...
David: They said the album cover is a bit sexist. Nigel: Well, so what? What's wrong with being sexy? David: Sexist, Nigel.
bLuE oRdEr wrote: What I meant to say was...
David: They said the album cover is a bit sexist. Nigel: Well, so what? What's wrong with being sexy? David: Sexist, Nigel.
Actually you've got it all wrong. Ian is the one who says the lines you credit to David. What kind of fan ARE you? Just kidding.
For the record:
Ian: They're pulling all the albums because they find the cover sexist. Nigel: So what? I mean...what's wrong with being sexy? Ian: SexIST. SexIST, Nigel.
I love the way Ian says, "SexIST." Hilarious.
Now, let's 'tap' into...America! 
1st, masoginist means having no respect for women, for those who didnt know. (Typical, needs a woman to tell them what it means...)
I'd feel a bit strange buying that album cover as a chick, maybe they are trying to dissuade female fans or something! I felt the same way buying the pants down crystal CD when I was like 14, the guy behind the counter gave me a funny look and my mum didn't approve. Dont think theyre fascist through. Plus they had a girl in the band for awhile when noone else did.
Perhaps theyre using album covers to fantisise about what they cant have - all married and over 50, cept phil!!!
Doctor Clayhead wrote: I haven't even mentioned that song about blue eyes yet. BLUE EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they also mention green eyes and grey eyes, so they're not irisist.
mil....i was joking...so is the poster of the original quote and almost everyone else here...we are new order fans...and smarter than the average knuckle scraper...lol
mil wrote: 1st, masoginist means having no respect for women, for those who didnt know. (Typical, needs a woman to tell them what it means...)
I'd feel a bit strange buying that album cover as a chick, maybe they are trying to dissuade female fans or something! I felt the same way buying the pants down crystal CD when I was like 14, the guy behind the counter gave me a funny look and my mum didn't approve. Dont think theyre fascist through. Plus they had a girl in the band for awhile when noone else did.
Perhaps theyre using album covers to fantisise about what they cant have - all married and over 50, cept phil!!!
It's actually 'Misogynist'
mi·sog·y·nist Audio pronunciation of "Misogynist" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (m-sj-nst) n. One who hates women. adj. Of or characterized by a hatred of women.
Always needs a man to correct these stoopid women...
As far as N.O. being fascisits, all I've got to say is zieg heil... erm, no perhaps not. Sexist? Yup - we all are - both men and women - and who gives a s**t? Not sure previous posters actually understand the true definition of 'fascist'. Certainly not the person who posted the 'UK and Tony Blair' answer! Almost wet myself laughing at the stupidity and ignorance of that one - but didn't as I'm (luckily) still a few years away from incontinence pads...
It's actually 'Misogynist'
Dude, ever heard of a typo? Yeesh chris. I can prove I know how to spell this because I got an english exam back the other day where I described a character as such. And got it RIGHT. SO THERE. Least I know what it is. Can you admit to never having a typo?
Thanks for sticking up for me, agentwood! I appreciate it. Damn these people questioning my english skills!
Phil, I know you were joking. I was right there with ya!
geeeeezzzzz..your has both as bad as each other,some would say 'go xxxx a kangoo or try hit a cricket ball' but not me of course 
mil wrote:
It's actually 'Misogynist'
Dude, ever heard of a typo? Yeesh chris. I can prove I know how to spell this because I got an english exam back the other day where I described a character as such. And got it RIGHT. SO THERE. Least I know what it is. Can you admit to never having a typo?
Thanks for sticking up for me, agentwood! I appreciate it. Damn these people questioning my english skills!
Phil, I know you were joking. I was right there with ya!
It was supposed to be silly and light hearted. Sorry, perhaps being an English teacher gets in the way sometimes...
And no, I never make typis. typoss typos.
Chris Nash wrote:
Sorry, perhaps being an English teacher gets in the way sometimes....
for the love of zeus, please get in touch with spike!
This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote:
bLuE oRdEr wrote: What's wrong with being sexy?
Don't know. Nicolette Kreibitz looked sexy on the Get Ready and Crystal covers and no one complained.
Yeh using a German model just seals it doesn't it.
what a load of bum.
are new order facist sexist whatevers?
again i say what a load of bottom.
considering that they dont now or ever have a clue what to think or do from one minute to the next is not an exageration.
new order have always been blown where the wind blows them and thats why they have survived.
as for the nazi fashy stuff ,utter rubish,erasmus was/is black as far as im aware and the very name "new order" was in fact the SECOND choice for the band only rob grettons poking made them plump for it.
TEMPLE OF VENUS was the most likely at the time as barney was keen at the time (fact)
sexist,gimme a break, aside from gillian whom contribute to new order on so many levels that even when she came on board the lads could not have forseen it,they have work with many ladies both on and off the record.
as for the single sleeve its very pretty,and thats about it really.
and whats wrong with seeing a naked lass in a pool? its only skin ffs. 
Hey she's a rather fetching little lady.anyway you should be glad for them,at least there's no sign of little drummer boys!!
monty wrote: Hey she's a rather fetching little lady.anyway you should be glad for them,at least there's no sign of little drummer boys!!
It was a joke. I'm from Germany myself.
BTW these days New Order have virtually nothing to do with the design of their covers, hence they do not control that side of their image.
If they have devoted fans who wave fist in the air and shout NuOrda NuOrda NuOrda, they don't control that either.
BTW I don't think that just becuse I like the WFTSC cover that I am a sexist NAZI. Actually isn't she wearing too much clothing.
mil wrote:
It's actually 'Misogynist'
Dude, ever heard of a typo? Yeesh chris. I can prove I know how to spell this because I got an english exam back the other day where I described a character as such. And got it RIGHT. SO THERE. Least I know what it is. Can you admit to never having a typo?
Thanks for sticking up for me, agentwood! I appreciate it. Damn these people questioning my english skills!
Phil, I know you were joking. I was right there with ya!
You should see how they've treated Spkie... Speik...Spike. ;)
bLuE oRdEr wrote:
mil wrote:
It's actually 'Misogynist'
Dude, ever heard of a typo? Yeesh chris. I can prove I know how to spell this because I got an english exam back the other day where I described a character as such. And got it RIGHT. SO THERE. Least I know what it is. Can you admit to never having a typo?
Thanks for sticking up for me, agentwood! I appreciate it. Damn these people questioning my english skills!
Phil, I know you were joking. I was right there with ya!
You should see how they've treated Spkie... Speik...Spike. ;)
do we want our future musicians to turn out like bob dylan...or vince neil?
AgentWood wrote:
bLuE oRdEr wrote:
mil wrote:
It's actually 'Misogynist'
Dude, ever heard of a typo? Yeesh chris. I can prove I know how to spell this because I got an english exam back the other day where I described a character as such. And got it RIGHT. SO THERE. Least I know what it is. Can you admit to never having a typo?
Thanks for sticking up for me, agentwood! I appreciate it. Damn these people questioning my english skills!
Phil, I know you were joking. I was right there with ya!
You should see how they've treated Spkie... Speik...Spike. ;)
do we want our future musicians to turn out like Yanni...or David Hasslehoff?
You'll have to ask Tabbsy about that one.
