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Al Jarvis wrote:

digitalwaters wrote: I wouldn't say NO are the 'gayest' straight band

I think Abba might just have them whooped hands-down on that score anyways! :thumb:

Just what I was thinking...!

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I reckon only a gay can think of something gay about New Order... Or at least a person very familiar with gay culture. Coz I've never had even a thought about it whatsoever.

Maybe I'm stupid, but I just don't see how a song can sound gay unless there's direct lyrics with gay content (like the song Falling In Love, on the last Pet Shop Boys album).

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|| | ||| 6217|| 8 || 3 wrote: I reckon only a gay can think of something gay about New Order... Or at least a person very familiar with gay culture. Coz I've never had even a thought about it whatsoever.

Maybe I'm stupid, but I just don't see how a song can sound gay unless there's direct lyrics with gay content (like the song Falling In Love, on the last Pet Shop Boys album).

True. I've only got such an insight because I spent 8 years working with HIV positive people; most of which were gay (although globally it affects heterosexuals more than gay men and even in the 'West' the numbers of hetero HIV cases are increasing).

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I don't care if they are gay or straight, (I presume they're straight) however, I think they were probably gay-friendly though. (On the other hand, my dad thinks they're gay after listening to a handful of their songs in the car...he says that "it's obvious by the way he sings and the lyrics" or some crap like that. My dad, by the way, is sort of homophobic.) Anyways, the majority of my favorite bands and artists are either gay or "straight-but-gay friendly".

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I can imagine Bernard would have an appeal for gay men in the eighties with his cute face, soft voice and the slight campness about him

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Eevn though I think this thread is largely bollocks, someone should post a link to ade x's wonderful post from some months back where he explained how following New Order around in the early 80s made him accept his (homo)sexuality. All those young lads with short hair, apparently. Oh, and Bernard's youthful good looks.....

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Doctor Clayhead wrote: Eevn though I think this thread is largely bollocks, someone should post a link to ade x's wonderful post from some months back where he explained how following New Order around in the early 80s made him accept his (homo)sexuality. All those young lads with short hair, apparently. Oh, and Bernard's youthful good looks.....

Too bad he seems to have disappeared. He had a very memorable writing style, borrowed from Burroughs though it was.

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yeah, stephen is gay and gillian is his fag-hag!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

seriously though...... NO have clearly been influenced by gay disco tunes and some of that scene. Not sure that they a have a HUGE gay following though. NO seem to have the weirdest, most mixed demographic of fans anywhere, gay, straight, working class, posh, hooligans, intellectuals.

Possibly part the reason that they have been successful but not huge in a U2/REM style is that they don't go after a target market!

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Doctor Clayhead wrote: Eevn though I think this thread is largely bollocks, someone should post a link to ade x's wonderful post from some months back where he explained how following New Order around in the early 80s made him accept his (homo)sexuality.

Ade might've been a poof, but you've got to admit, he sounded a right geezer!

Unlike some of the air-fairy bollocks that's been written in this thread! :laugh:

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ant wrote: NO seem to have the weirdest, most mixed demographic of fans anywhere, gay, straight, working class, posh, hooligans, intellectuals.

Who the hell are the gay posh intellectuals who post here then?! :skeptic:

Speak up, or forever hold your tongue! :laugh:

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Spotnick wrote: Who cares if they are bisexual or even a foursome damn it.

It's the music we enjoy.

And I'm not sure Jack, Heather, Grace, Mathilda, Finlay and all the others would be happy to learn their parents are gay :lol:

Oh well, I know it happened before ;)

nobody said they were gay.

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Al Jarvis wrote:

ant wrote: NO seem to have the weirdest, most mixed demographic of fans anywhere, gay, straight, working class, posh, hooligans, intellectuals.

Who the hell are the gay posh intellectuals who post here then?! :skeptic:

Speak up, or forever hold your tongue! :laugh:

i'm sure neil tennant posted on here a while back! :laugh:

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ant wrote:

Al Jarvis wrote:

ant wrote: NO seem to have the weirdest, most mixed demographic of fans anywhere, gay, straight, working class, posh, hooligans, intellectuals.

Who the hell are the gay posh intellectuals who post here then?! :skeptic:

Speak up, or forever hold your tongue! :laugh:

i'm sure neil tennant posted on here a while back! :laugh:

Neil Tennant?! Neil Tennant is ... gay?! :eek:

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Al Jarvis wrote:

Who the hell are the gay posh intellectuals who post here then?! :skeptic:

I reckon there's at least one.

:\pimp3:

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depthcharge wrote:

Al Jarvis wrote:

Who the hell are the gay posh intellectuals who post here then?! :skeptic:

I reckon there's at least one.

:\pimp3:

You leave poor Spike out of this!!!

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I'm gay today.. in the old fashioned sense...But the word has since been hijacked by homosexual bum bandit types..:crazy: Does Gay now translate as GOOD AS YOU or something like that?:scratch:

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Al Jarvis wrote:

ant wrote: NO seem to have the weirdest, most mixed demographic of fans anywhere, gay, straight, working class, posh, hooligans, intellectuals.

Who the hell are the gay posh intellectuals who post here then?! :skeptic:

Speak up, or forever hold your tongue! :laugh:

Yeah - that's right, man. Let us be straight working class hooligans like bernard sumner is.

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why would anyone think this man is less than 100% hetero?

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sugarcane wrote: why would anyone think this man is less than 100% hetero?

it must be his dancing skills

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well if new order are a gay band then they are the only gay band in the village. and man am i suprised no one else got that one in:D

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we're not alone then... :-)

I never felt that in any songs.

from a straight guy

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Barney's dancing the straightest thing about NO

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i thought that when i 1st heard "1963"in 1989 and i also thought what the hell if it is a gay song.:yawn:

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sugarcane wrote: Barney's dancing the straightest thing about NO

New Order is not gay, but ya 1963 did also got me thinking lol.

HOWEVER, DM band is gay. I hate them, not because they are gay.

  1. Because most of there songs suck, ya they got a few good butt....

2.... They can fill up a concert 15,000 more then NO.

  1. However they still suck!!!!
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Boatraceface wrote: I'm gay today.. in the old fashioned sense...But the word has since been hijacked by homosexual bum bandit types..:crazy: Does Gay now translate as GOOD AS YOU or something like that?:scratch:

Caveman.

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sugarcane wrote: why would anyone think this man is less than 100% hetero?

Why?:

Lyrics. Artists they've worked with. Comments in interviews.

Based on all this I wouldn't be surprised if Barney came out and said that he was a bit 'bi' at sometime in his past.

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digitalwaters wrote:

sugarcane wrote: why would anyone think this man is less than 100% hetero?

Lyrics. Artists they've worked with. Comments in interviews.

Yep, he worked with the Chemical Brothers. I mean, what's all that about? Two blokes into dance music, and NO women in the band?! Defo poofs. And in 'Out of Control' he sings about his 'moustache'. Moustache?! HOW FCUKING GAY CAN YOU GET?! A MOUSTACHE!

I read somewhere that the PSBs were gay too, but's that's bollox cos they wrote that catchy one about Girls up West or summat.

:eek3:

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Al Jarvis wrote:

digitalwaters wrote:

sugarcane wrote: why would anyone think this man is less than 100% hetero?

Lyrics. Artists they've worked with. Comments in interviews.

Yep, he worked with the Chemical Brothers. I mean, what's all that about? Two blokes into dance music, and NO women in the band?! Defo poofs. And in 'Out of Control' he sings about his 'moustache'. Moustache?! HOW FCUKING GAY CAN YOU GET?! A MOUSTACHE!

I read somewhere that the PSBs were gay too, but's that's bollox cos they wrote that catchy one about Girls up West or summat.

:eek3:

In West End Girls, the lyrics also say "East end boys..... as well. On top of that, just because a guy sings about a girl doesn't necessarily mean that he HAS to be straight and vice-versa. Neil Tennant of the Pet Shop Boys came out to the the UK magazine Attitude in 1994 and he is of course, openly gay because of that. You must have been living in a cave to think that both PSB members are straight or something.

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Dear Eimi,

He's trying to be funny...

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