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25 Jan 2002, 14:46

Originally posted by Logan Edwards 'Movement' was their first releaseThey called track number five ICBIt was kinda depressingBut they were just messingIan Curtis, may he rest in peace'Power, Corruption & Lies'An album not many despiseThough 'Your Silent Face'Was not a disgraceI didn't care for 'Ultraviolence''Low Life' had 'The Perfect Kiss'A track that not many could missTwo minutes from endI think the intentWas to make you fall back into bliss'Brotherhood' was the next one in lineAn album that contained 'Fine Time'Oh wait, that's 'Technique'Whoa shit, I'm a geekI guess I've had way too much wineAnd then came the double CDHad 'Subculture', 'Mesh' and 'The Beach''Substance' had classBut most of it's massWas set 'round the song 'BLT'Ok, now it's really 'Technique'Yeah.. Sorry for being such a freak...Now THIS had 'Fine Time'Which I disliked at one timeBut I now think it's truely uniqueRadio 1 Live In ConcertAs stated, New Order in concertThe vocals were goodAnd you quite understoodBut again, it's still just a concertThen came the album 'Republic'But it didn't appeal to the publicThey were used to old danceNot techno and tranceBut 'World' and 'Regret' were above it'Get Ready' is the newest of allI bought the import at the mallRemixed 'Crystal' six timesAnd I ran out of rhymesSo the last line isn't gonna :)

10 outa 10 for trying me ole mucker 2 outa 10 for style and delivery :lol: ;)

25 Jan 2002, 21:13

They guy in New Order who plays Bass Has a tendency to strut about the place Looking scary, he growls I hate fookin Owls I like shooting them right in the face

25 Jan 2002, 23:43

25 Jan 2002, 23:46

Originally posted by Sloppy Giuseppe Just out of interest and by way of comparison, New Order have played 96 dates in the US/Canada since 1986, as opposed to 49 in Britain and 39 elsewhere in the world. So that's 8 more in the States than in the rest of the world put together ! Still moaning ? :)Of the 37 gigs since the release of Republic, 13 have been in the States, 13 in Britain, 10 in Europe and 1 in Japan. Current Australian dates excluded from all figures.

I hate it when facts get in the way! ;)

26 Jan 2002, 00:00

NEW ORDER the best band of all They beat The Smiths, The Cure and The Fall Weirdo, Regret and Loveless They piss on the rest So Gillian, Steve, Barney and Hooky can stand Tall

26 Jan 2002, 06:04

Keep on trying Shug, they are slowly getting better. I won't even try...too hard... there once was a guy on a boat, who thought shit would float, He threw Rock the Shack, From below upper deck, Only to find out his wife smelled like a goat.

Fuck, that's not bad for a Dutch degenerate!! Try and top that one Shug :lol: :lol: :lol: I'm better with this shit in my own language, but that's no fun for you english speakin' folks 'round here

26 Jan 2002, 07:18

I really hate rock the shack, Its gotta be my least fave track those feedback bits really give me the shits so i had to take get ready back.

26 Jan 2002, 13:40

Barney is a ham Gillian's a man Steve has got the fits Hooky don't give a shit

Or: There once was a man named Barney who was very short and smarmy He had too much to drink and drug Accidentally ran over Shug

a bit violent, but that's all I got.

26 Jan 2002, 15:36

Originally posted by Taboo # 7 Barney is a hamGillian's a manSteve has got the fitsHooky don't give a shitOr:There once was a man named Barneywho was very short and smarmyHe had too much to drink and drugAccidentally ran over Shuga bit violent, but that's all I got.

"Oh what I would't give to be...run over by Barney";)