Barney related to Sting?
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And finally is Stephen Morris really related to Johnny Morris? (One for the older folk there kiddie winks!)
Alanf wrote: And finally is Stephen Morris really related to Johnny Morris? (One for the older folk there kiddie winks!)
Have you ever heard Steve doing an impression of a hippo? Definitive proof there, I think....
craig's digitalwaters wrote: Is George Bush related to a cnut?
No but hes related to George Bush Sr
Sorry but I have to tell this:
Q: What's 14 inches long and hangs in front of an a**hole?
A: George Bush's tie!
vincent barroso wrote: Is Bernard Sumner related to Gordon Sumner?
From the witty responses you can take it as a "NO"!!!!:D
patrick stewart appreciation society wrote:
craig's digitalwaters wrote: Is George Bush related to a cnut?
No but hes related to George Bush Sr
Shurely "yes" then?
Rocket Mick has a similar sounding surname to that artist who sprayed paint everywhere (who was also the dad of a South African cricketer with red hair who bowled quite fast)
Shug wrote: Rocket Mick has a similar sounding surname to that artist who sprayed paint everywhere (who was also the dad of a South African cricketer with red hair who bowled quite fast)
Very good Shug! 
Me and STING where both wanted by THE POLICE but they dropped ALL CHARGES against ME.
MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE MY ARSE
vincent barroso wrote:
NObabe wrote:
surely the silliest topic ever
sorry, i had to ask....
it's okay, you just made me smile, that's all :)
BIGINOIL wrote:
patrick stewart appreciation society wrote:
craig's digitalwaters wrote: Is George Bush related to a cnut?
No but hes related to George Bush Sr
Shurely "yes" then?
Looks like the joke was missed 'cnut' as in 'bush' as in the ladies downstairs area!
Sorry, it was a naff joke...
NObabe wrote:
vincent barroso wrote:
NObabe wrote:
sorry, i had to ask....
it's okay, you just made me smile, that's all :)
well, valid question calls for creative answers!!! made for lots of laughs!!!
craig's digitalwaters wrote:
BIGINOIL wrote:
patrick stewart appreciation society wrote:
craig's digitalwaters wrote: Is George Bush related to a cnut?
No but hes related to George Bush Sr
Shurely "yes" then?
Looks like the joke was missed 'cnut' as in 'bush' as in the ladies downstairs area!
Sorry, it was a naff joke...
the joke wasn't missed, it was just crap, sorry.
Strange but Stings latest release sounds like Barney is doing vocals at the beginning. And stranger still Paul Wellers latest has some very Hookylikey basslines. But what do I know?
Ha ha, Barney related to Sting!!! I'm just trying to imagine Barney practicing tantric sex like Sting claims to do! How funny... 
Ben wrote: Ha ha, Barney related to Sting!!! I'm just trying to imagine Barney practicing tantric sex like Sting claims to do! How funny...
A nice thought. Barney and Sting...
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now this one i'll have to think about....
vincent barroso wrote: Is Bernard Sumner related to Gordon Sumner?
no because he used to be called albrecht
Richie Soans wrote:
vincent barroso wrote: Is Bernard Sumner related to Gordon Sumner?
no because he used to be called albrecht
and Dicken..
RedKen wrote:
Richie Soans wrote:
vincent barroso wrote: Is Bernard Sumner related to Gordon Sumner?
no because he used to be called albrecht
and Dicken..
...and probably some more 'unmentionables'!
In reference to the surname thing- Sumner was his mother's maiden name and Dicken her married name. I've never really seen anything being mentioned by Bernard about his father and I surmise that he left the scene after Bernard was born or died when Bernard was very young. The Albrecht name was pinched off a piece of equipment Bernard used when he was working at Cosgrove Hall Animation. As for the Sting link....maybe a very tenuous link as far as being related goes..Depends on whether Bernard's mum is an ex-Geordie.
Did some more digging around some old clippings(History In Cuttings Pt.2) and discovered Sumner was Bernard's mum's married name from her first marriage, Dicken from the second. Perhaps as time went on he became more confident sticking to the former for himself.
Had to laugh..went on another NO website onetime.No not Joy Division Central,but it listed all names that Barney has been credited under.Some cd had him down as Barney Rubble!!
monty wrote: Had to laugh..went on another NO website onetime.No not Joy Division Central,but it listed all names that Barney has been credited under.Some cd had him down as Barney Rubble!!
It was the Ideal Beginning ep. Bit of a big image, scroll right.
