Barney's Memory!!

Is anyone else amazed at how crap Barney is at remembering his own lyrics!!

I've listened to the mp3's that Adam Read has kindly contributed and he's STILL cocking em up!! bloody 'ell i know the late 80's were a drug&booze binge (which lasted well into the 90's apparently!) but I know the words to his songs better than he does!

c'mon Barney fix up, your a fuckin genius but dont lose it please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

By the laws of evolution (survival of the fittest) Barney should have killed off all his weaker brain cells. His memory for lyrics should be improving!!

And botching up the lyrics wouldn't be so bad if he could do it in key!! How does he get it in key in the studio? Manipulation of the vocal tracks or just lots and lots of takes?

That business with Barney's autocue has to be the single most tragic thing I've ever read about New Order - bar none. Fucking hell, they ARE becoming a bunch of clueless poltroons aren't they? Growing old disgracefully? You bet! Albeit in a totally unironic context...... They'll be wielding their colostomy bags on stage next time round cuz their bladders won't be able to take it anymore...chuffin' heck!

Yup, Grigory from what I've read about MDMA it definately does have an effect on the memory, also reasearch is showing it may drain spinal fluid too.

Nasty.

Originally posted by Shug Still not as bad as Shaun Ryder with the lyrics written down on a bit of paper for TOTP - still got the fookin words wrongI think that was fer Stinkin Thinkin

speaking of which, saw in nme once that he had turned up (before the comeback) at a pub & did happy mondays songs on karaoke & was terrible - still got the words wrong & sounded awful.

Originally posted by Shug Well my memory's ok - only yesterday I was telling what's his face about that thingy!!

LOL :D :D

thats a good one, i'll try and remember that joke

i dont think its that he dosnt remeber them

its that his lyrics are made up on the spot so why should he rember them any way

My memory isn't all it once was, in fact sometimes I can't even remember to

Originally posted by Major
My memory isn't all it once was, in fact sometimes I can't even remember to

. . . wipe your ass after using the toilette?

Sorry, this isn't the word association game is it?;)

Originally posted by And You Will Know Me By the Trail of Empty G&Ts > Originally posted by Major > My memory isn't all it once was, in fact sometimes I can't even remember to

. . . wipe your ass after using the toilette?

Sorry, this isn't the word association game is it?;)

Nah, Shug won that... the bast!

I'll kick his head in when i meet him in Derby next week...

Originally posted by Major
> Originally posted by And You Will Know Me By the Trail of Empty G&Ts> > > > Originally posted by Major > > My memory isn't all it once was, in fact sometimes I can't even remember to>

. . . wipe your ass after using the toilette?

Sorry, this isn't the word association game is it?;)

Nah, Shug won that... the bast!

I'll kick his head in when i meet him in Derby next week...

Somebody order me a Bombay Sapphire and Tonic please. Never thought that I would be jealous of being in the UK in the winter, but it sure would be fun to meet everyone.

And Major, you could always shove Shug's head into a rusty gate (not that I'm advocating that, mind you). If he gets gangrene, they'll have to chop it off.;)

Whoa,....I had something to say but I forgot it. Oh well, I'll just go ahead and....um....erm....what's the word when you want to say something in a ...place where people do stuff?

Originally posted by Ian Pillar i dont think its that he dosnt remeber them-its that his lyrics are made up on the spot so why should he rember them any way

Originally posted by Taboo # 7 Whoa,....I had something to say but I forgot it. Oh well, I'll just go ahead and....um....erm....what's the word when you want to say something in a ...place where people do stuff?

you mean...Crampons??

Originally posted by Shug > Originally posted by Major > > > > Originally posted by And You Will Know Me By the Trail of Empty G&Ts> > > > > > > Originally posted by Major > > > My memory isn't all it once was, in fact sometimes I can't even remember to> > >

. . . wipe your ass after using the toilette?

Sorry, this isn't the word association game is it?;)

Nah, Shug won that... the bast!

I'll kick his head in when i meet him in Derby next week...

Major - Have you been drinking? (again) - you'll have 2 beers and fall over mate - Shug wins on Alcohol consumption

sounds about right. just remember to knock me out if i attempt to dance. I make Bez look like the bloke from riverdance

Originally posted by Shug Iain - are you STILL in a bad mood cos I wouldn't put finals into Room 101 - fuck me, you hold grudges for quite a while - I suggest you find yerself a woman and let all the tension out mate

I would but my girlfriend wouldn't be happy about it;) Anyway, I got my playstation 2 back so I may be in a better mood.

But I've got a test in cognitive psych next week so I may go about bringing back Room 101. Perhaps us posters could put together a fund to get Shug a spreadsheet to keep better track of all things banished. But since you're the king of posters, Shug, I think you have the time anyway

Originally posted by Shug ;) Very good Iain mate, but as fer Room 101 - not a fookin chance - the onlw way that'll be ressurected is if I'm bored and pissed (which is a regular occurence) ONLY KIDDING.I have no qualms about anyone else starting it up and being Judge and Master....but be warned....It's not all sweetness and light

Next time you're pissed to the gills I'll get you to start it up again. Mark my words, Shuggy!

Originally posted by Shug Nae chance

All right, Shug. You've got me backed into a corner. I'll let you join PETNOS for free if you start Room 101 again.