Bow down before the mighty Shug

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Huntsman's lack of posts is really starting to show, and martin gray insists on that cryptic name. The brilliant and also strikingly handsome Major keeps on climbing. Liv is next in line for the 1000 mark, or will luigi beat her to it?

Place your bets now please.

Shug declared as ruler of planet 10/1 Liv reaches 1000 before the end of the month 20/1 Major declared 5th new order member 2/1 Martin gray to change name to 'Prince', only to change it back to • —————————— • 2 weeks later 13/2

I think our friend Martian is probably absent because (inspite of what his mate Stu has told us elsewhere) he's suffering the biggest mental block of his life trying to come up with the longest pseudonym he can - only to have run out of all the words available in his Thesaurus. What do you think Major? :D

And as for Shugster - the rate at which he's rattling off his gibberish , he'll probably be at 5,000 posts before the end of this month, and there'll be absolutely no hope in hell of any of us catching him up at this rate, even if we all posted a reply every minute for 24 hours each every day of the week....

major why would you be declared as the 5th new order member?

Originally posted by Sparkly Sarah major why would you be declared as the 5th new order member?

because the band just love me.

Its a little known fact, but i played the large saucepan solo in pefect kiss.

And I thought it was you that was fondling the frogs, making them croak like that....silly me....

They aren't frogs. That was Shug's unique vocal "stylings".

Shit - how the hell did they manage to let HIM loose in the studio then?....fook me!

Originally posted by Hubert Mickle Shit - how the hell did they manage to let HIM loose in the studio then?....fook me!

You can see him open the door behind Hooky. Apparently he wanted to "check out Hooky's ass"... i worry about him, i really do. ;)

Now you tell me......

Which reminds me - that old sayin' that some of the older readers might recognise.....

"...ASS...HOW LOW CAN YOU GO??...."

I love it when he's not online to defend himself...

I wouldn't speak too soon if I were you - after all, 'tis usually the hour when...... [not to tempt fate......shhhhh..... shhhh!!!]

I know it's not possible but, actually, wouldn't it be funny if somehow one could transplant Shug's head from his profile pic onto Barney's FAT BLOBBY TORSO in the Mammaries thread, just so we could have an even bigger laff at his expense...?!?!

He's gonna be well pissed when he comes back!!!

Strange he isn't online though....

You guys are cruel - but then, fully knowing Shug's reputation, I think it's only right we should all have a dig at him then, fnarr fnarr!! :) :)

Martin did this once.....disappeared for a few days and got us all concerned....

Shug must have been abducted by aliens... its the only thing i can think that is keeping him away from his PC.... joined at the hip usually....

Liv

oh and BTW yes...... he will get pissed off when he gets back.... im waiting in anticipation for his replies!

In the interest of building up my number of posts (and nothing else really) I once had a major tarantino. The doctor said the prognosis wasn't good but with two complex operations and a long course of antibiotics I pulled through. I'm in remission and of course for a very long time there has been no Tarantino!!

No offense, Major.

Originally posted by And You Will Know Me By the Trail of Empty G&Ts In the interest of building up my number of posts (and nothing else really) I once had a major tarantino. The doctor said the prognosis wasn't good but with two complex operations and a long course of antibiotics I pulled through. I'm in remission and of course for a very long time there has been no Tarantino!!No offense, Major.

Check out Stevie's new profile picture... then you'll understand the Taratino reference in his name...

Its uncanny... he could earn a fortune by being a look-y - like-y!

Liv

Originally posted by Hubert Mickle Which reminds me - that old sayin' that some of the older readers might recognise....."...ASS...HOW LOW CAN YOU GO??...."

I love that! Ha ha ha!!

Originally posted by Liv Martin did this once.....disappeared for a few days and got us all concerned....Shug must have been abducted by aliens... its the only thing i can think that is keeping him away from his PC.... joined at the hip usually....Livoh and BTW yes...... he will get pissed off when he gets back.... im waiting in anticipation for his replies!

The fact that Shug's not even posting tonight as of yet is sure a worrying thing - seeing as he usually racks up about 400 messages per log-in each night As for Marty - he's been gone far too long now for any of us to be convinced of his return.....well despite what his mate said in that other thread anyroad.... :(

Originally posted by Liv > Originally posted by And You Will Know Me By the Trail of Empty G&Ts> In the interest of building up my number of posts (and nothing else really) I once had a major tarantino. The doctor said the prognosis wasn't good but with two complex operations and a long course of antibiotics I pulled through. I'm in remission and of course for a very long time there has been no Tarantino!!> > No offense, Major.

Check out Stevie's new profile picture... then you'll understand the Taratino reference in his name...

Its uncanny... he could earn a fortune by being a look-y - like-y!

Liv

Shit, Liv, I'm so used to people ignoring my posts that I didn't even see this. :)

Is that a compliment to be told you look like Quentin Tarantino? All I know is that I won't be posting a picture anytime soon. Major, did Shug suggest the name change? I wouldn't listen to him. The shit suggested mine be twatface!!

I can't help being so damn good looking. ;)

Shrug - top man for sorting me out the videoplus+ code for NO on tv the other night :)

Dont think anyones gotta hope of catching him up on the posts.. what happened to Hunstman then???

Originally posted by Major Tarantino I can't help being so damn good looking. ;)

It's a curse being so devastatingly handsome and irresistible to women (and men). I can empathize. Perhaps we should start a support group?

Originally posted by And You Will Know Me By the Trail of Empty G&Ts > Originally posted by Major Tarantino> I can't help being so damn good looking. ;) >

It's a curse being so devastatingly handsome and irresistible to women (and men). I can empathize. Perhaps we should start a support group?

My name is Major.... and i'm devastatingly handsome. (cue sympathetic applause)

Originally posted by Major Tarantino > Originally posted by And You Will Know Me By the Trail of Empty G&Ts> > > > Originally posted by Major Tarantino> > I can't help being so damn good looking. ;) > > >

It's a curse being so devastatingly handsome and irresistible to women (and men). I can empathize. Perhaps we should start a support group?

My name is Major.... and i'm devastatingly handsome. (cue sympathetic applause)

My name is Iain and when I go to the grocery store women flock to me, rip off my clothes, and throw flowers and marriage proposals. It's just so hard. . . to take. . .

(breaks down, sobbing, and wringing my hands violently)

What have I done, God, to deserve this?!

Originally posted by Shug The person who speaks the biggest loada shite is back Cheers Major, this thread really made me laugh, even people's slaggings were pretty funny It's amazing what you people have picked up from The ShugsterThe reason for my absence was Alcohol - 2 day piss-up - long story

Bastard!! Hurry up and join PETNOS now!!!

Originally posted by Shug The person who speaks the biggest loada shite is back Cheers Major, this thread really made me laugh, even people's slaggings were pretty funny It's amazing what you people have picked up from The ShugsterThe reason for my absence was Alcohol - 2 day piss-up - long story

Absolutely completely and utterly no surprises there then.... ;)

[BTW have you seen that picture Major posted of Barney on the "Barney's Mammaries" thread?? We had a right hoot about that last night - if only you were there to share it....!!]

Originally posted by Shug I fear I have become a bit stereotypical!

Oh I don't think so Shuggy, you are an angel, everyone knows!! Never had a drink in your life! :p

Nah, April, "STEREOtypical" makes him sound FAR too sophisticated......what he really meant was "MONOtypical".

He's Low-Budget , our Shug, you've gotta remember that!! ;)

Originally posted by Shug > Originally posted by April> > > > Originally posted by Shug> > > > > > I fear I have become a bit stereotypical! >

Oh I don't think so Shuggy, you are an angel, everyone knows!! Never had a drink in your life! :p

Cheers missus yer a star;) But I don't think you'll convince anyone on here Huberto The Shugster = Low Budget : Couldn't agree more mate

Oh come on mate you know you are the soberest bloke on this site (how am I doing?) :p

Opps, messed up :p

Originally posted by Shug At least I have one friend on here Cheers April;)

Shug, we paid her to be nice to you...

Liv

Originally posted by Shug Cheers Liv

Pleasure sweetness....

Liv

Originally posted by Liv > Originally posted by Shug> At least I have one friend on here Cheers April;)

Shug, we paid her to be nice to you...

Liv

Yes, but it wasn't well enough :p Just kidding :)