Thinly veiled ecuse to troll all the women out, since on another thread, the merest mention of him being a senile old duffer nearly got me savaged by a pack of harpies, half of who i've never seen here before.
Fucking Barney's Angels!
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NOOL-ettes: what would you do to Bernard
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He's yours, you;ve got him cornered, what's it to be.
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Whatever he likes 3 (10%)
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Whatever I like 4 (14%)
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Unprintable 14 (48%)
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Nowt, he's married 2 (7%)
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Nowt, he's minging 6 (21%)
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Oh dear. I voted unprintable. Read into that what you will Stephen. 
Hard habit to break. And I'm a married woman! Disgraceful behaviour. Well, disgraceful thoughts..............
Shag him senseless (if it wasn't for my dodgy back) 
I've had a mad crush on the bloke since I was 13 (all the other girls in my school fancied George Michael...yuk). I think he still looks good considering he is knocking on for 50.
I loves 'im 
EDIT: of course, Bernard is just one of the 'holy trinity' for me - the other loves of my life being Johnny Marr and John Squire 
Samantha Chapman wrote: Shag him senseless (if it wasn't for my dodgy back)
I've had a mad crush on the bloke since I was 13 (all the other girls in my school fancied George Michael...yuk). I think he still looks good considering he is knocking on for 50.
I loves 'im
I don't want to fall out over this Sam.......... but I am older, so theoretically, I have priority.........
Wino wrote:
Samantha Chapman wrote: Shag him senseless (if it wasn't for my dodgy back)
I've had a mad crush on the bloke since I was 13 (all the other girls in my school fancied George Michael...yuk). I think he still looks good considering he is knocking on for 50.
I loves 'im
I don't want to fall out over this Sam.......... but I am older, so theoretically, I have priority.........
HE'S MINE!!!!!!! 
You're married, anyway.
We may not have always been "here" but we've always been in the background. Trust me! I'm here to stay so "hi steve".
In answer to the question- bernard - everything and anything goes!
there's blood in the water now :D
lot of posting, not a lot of voting ladies.... I coulnd't include all the options with whips, chains, chocolate, silk scarfs and gangbangs with Phill, so make do with what's up there will ya? ( don;t see why not, it's practically your motto with guys)
Samantha Chapman wrote:
Wino wrote:
Samantha Chapman wrote: Shag him senseless (if it wasn't for my dodgy back)
I've had a mad crush on the bloke since I was 13 (all the other girls in my school fancied George Michael...yuk). I think he still looks good considering he is knocking on for 50.
I loves 'im
I don't want to fall out over this Sam.......... but I am older, so theoretically, I have priority.........
HE'S MINE!!!!!!!
That is NOT part of the question though! Ask Andy what he would do with erm....... Kylie or Mariah Heep (sorry, Carey), and his answer would be far worse than mine! Being married does not really have anything to do with it........so, THERE!!!!
BTW, even tho I am not female, I voted "no he's minging" for 3 reasons.
- to "scupper his perfect" (fifghting game thing, you wouldn't understand :D )
- I'm not gay so to me, he IS a right mingrat
- it saves me having to hit 2see results" all the fucking time.
Steve Campbell wrote: there's blood in the water now :D
lot of posting, not a lot of voting ladies.... I coulnd't include all the options with whips, chains, chocolate, silk scarfs and gangbangs with Phill, so make do with what's up there will ya? ( don;t see why not, it's practically your motto with guys)
Shut up!!!! Who asked you anyway - you've started something here - we're all on heat!!!!! Before; 
After!
Steve, i've voted and at the moment, unprintable is doing rather well. He'd be in for one hell of a night.
Barney's Angels? You may well have started something there my friend.
Steve Campbell wrote: BTW, even tho I am not female, I voted "no he's minging" for 3 reasons.
- to "scupper his perfect" (fifghting game thing, you wouldn't understand :D )
- I'm not gay so to me, he IS a right mingrat
- it saves me having to hit 2see results" all the fucking time.
Steve, I hope that you understand that the music came before long before I started going 'phwoaar!' each time Barney was on TOTP etc. I wasn't one of those screamy girlie types. I don't think any of the NOOL-ettes are. We're just too sophisticated and refined for that...(ahem)
I agree totally with you. I was loved the music long before, unprintable, ever surfaced. Maybe i am getting old (28-is that old?) but the past 5 yrs have done strange things to me and i think Bernard is more attractive by the minute.
Samantha Chapman wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote: BTW, even tho I am not female, I voted "no he's minging" for 3 reasons.
- to "scupper his perfect" (fifghting game thing, you wouldn't understand :D )
- I'm not gay so to me, he IS a right mingrat
- it saves me having to hit 2see results" all the fucking time.
Steve, I hope that you understand that the music came before long before I started going 'phwoaar!' each time Barney was on TOTP etc. I wasn't one of those screamy girlie types. I don't think any of the NOOL-ettes are. We're just too sophisticated and refined for that...(ahem)
Seconded; I just wouldn't do that; I'm far too respectable!
(But you can't hear what I'm thinking!)
Bonzette wrote: I agree totally with you. I was loved the music long before, unprintable, ever surfaced. Maybe i am getting old (28-is that old?) but the past 5 yrs have done strange things to me and i think Bernard is more attractive by the minute.
28????? No, that certainly doesn't qualify as old - lucky you!
We should get t-shirts mad up with the statment 'Barney's Angel'. Exclusive club for all those that said "unprintable".
Bonzette wrote: We should get t-shirts mad up with the statment 'Barney's Angel'. Exclusive club for all those that said "unprintable".
Now there's an idea! - perhaps Al could have badges made for us as well?.....
Wino wrote:
Bonzette wrote: We should get t-shirts mad up with the statment 'Barney's Angel'. Exclusive club for all those that said "unprintable".
Now there's an idea! - perhaps Al could have badges made for us as well?.....
Fantastic! Steve, now look what you have started.... 
Bonzette - 28 isn't old. Nah. Once you hit thirty then it's downhill all the way...
I'm well up for it. I think it's an excellent idea. I'm up for sorting it out if noone else is. We could throw some ideas around and then take it forward???
Samantha Chapman wrote: Where's Maya? I expected her to be the first to be on here!!!
Bring it on!....... Let's have some real entertainment Sam, are you taking painkillers, or are you considering some manipulation on your pressure points? (Obviously with eyes closed and thoughts on something.......... appealing?; sorry, edit that; someone appealing with something in his hand - .... guitar!!!!! I meant!).
Wino wrote:
Samantha Chapman wrote: Where's Maya? I expected her to be the first to be on here!!!
Bring it on!....... Let's have some real entertainment
Painkillers. Manipulation on my pressure points. Hmmm. Hadn't considered that. He can leave his guitar at home...no need for that....
Actually he can come and rub some Deep Heat into my back. That would be lovely.
Samantha Chapman wrote: Where's Maya? I expected her to be the first to be on here!!!
She probably flushed so hot she blacked out when she seen the options.
I thought more of you would have went for option 1, purely because the last time a girl i know gave that answer about a guy, the look in her eyes said she meant it, and that if he wasn't imaginative enough she'd soon work her way thru option 2 and 3.
Samantha Chapman wrote:
Wino wrote:
Samantha Chapman wrote: Where's Maya? I expected her to be the first to be on here!!!
Bring it on!....... Let's have some real entertainment
Painkillers. Manipulation on my pressure points. Hmmm. Hadn't considered that. He can leave his guitar at home...no need for that....
Actually he can come and rub some Deep Heat into my back. That would be lovely.
LEAVING
NOW
Deep heat in your back eh? Smells a bit though doesn't it? Anyway, it's all heat and no.... (Check mail 2mrw)
I am officially cream crackered; so my real answer to the question will go with me to my bath and to my bed! I just can't keep up with the pace; Barristers tonight, Birmingham Royal Ballet tomorrow night (not dancing - obviously - just in case you wondered.....!?!); though I must say, A doesn't look too bad in tights..... I wonder what Barney looks like in tights.....? Carry this on Sam, I'll check it out tomorrrow!!!!!!! 'Night all!!! Get those t-shirts printed!
PS - have you ever been to a Ballet and seen Men in tights -ooh err; hmm, well, if you have then....... goodness me, you wouldn't invite your Mum would you really? Last year, having met one, I nearly dropped the dim sum onto a protuding part - it would have bounced some 12 metres into the air - believe me - I kid you not!!!! Mind you, if it had just come out of the fryer, that's not the only thing that would have jumped..........
I suppose I shouldn;t complain, normally guys WANT women to talk to them that way on the net :)
Horrible feeling I've somehow ended up as an honourary Angel here for startingthis.
Steve Campbell wrote:
LEAVING
NOW
Yeah, fook off You set the poll up but it's a girl thing now.
Actually, I wanted to vote for the top three options but it wouldn't let me. So, I went for unprintable option. Thought it would just about cover...um, everything.
Samantha Chapman wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote:
LEAVING
NOW
Yeah, fook off
Actually, I wanted to vote for the top three options but it wouldn't let me. So, I went for unprintable option. Thought it would just about cover...um, everything.
Oh no, don't let him get away with it that easily - he bloody started it.....make him sweat it out - I have never known Stephen to write so few words actually - c'mon Steve!!!! No backing out of this one - finish what you started - so to speak - obviously - no offence or anything.......:dead:
Wino - went to the ballet a few moths back in islington, Sadler's \wells, -london. Was brilliant, modern ballet with chicago house, classic music etc... mental! Defo few interesting things on view!
As for the t-shirts, i'm happy to get them made up and anything else, i.e badges etc... just need some guidance (as i'm new) as to what people want etc....
Steve, thanks for the inspiration. Star!
It's like Robin Williams used to say[1]
"men in pants so tight you can tell what religion they are"
It was just starting to look a bit pornographic for my innocent eyes for a second there "ladies"
[1]every night in his improv show
Bonzette
Can I just say welcome to the madhouse!
T-shirts, I have no idea where to start. Badges...there are a few people on here who do the Vikings badges, which get given out to the NOOLers at the shows and they would know more about it than I do. I'll ask around...:D
Bonzette wrote: Wino - went to the ballet a few moths back in islington, Sadler's \wells, -london. Was brilliant, modern ballet with chicago house, classic music etc... mental! Defo few interesting things on view!
As for the t-shirts, i'm happy to get them made up and anything else, i.e badges etc... just need some guidance (as i'm new) as to what people want etc....
Steve, thanks for the inspiration. Star!
OH Bernard, what HAVE I done. I'm sorry mate, so sorry.
I notice not ONE of you gives a second thought for poor Sarah!
i've seen this in women before it's like "if he was mine, I wouldn't let me snipe him away, so you clearly don't want him enough.deserve him" Men, having that little cuttoff switch at the base of the penis that trips as the willie rises and transfers all brain function to the now active primary brain, are almost always unable to argue. Unless they REALLY love their legitimate woman.
Steve Campbell wrote: there's blood in the water now :D
lot of posting, not a lot of voting ladies.... I coulnd't include all the options with whips, chains, chocolate, silk scarfs and gangbangs with Phill, so make do with what's up there will ya? ( don;t see why not, it's practically your motto with guys)
Whips? Yes. Chains? I could be talked into it. Chocolate? Not a problem. Silk scarfs? Definitely. Anything with Phil? No thanks. I'd have to go one-on-one with Bernard. He'd need my full attention. I'm a young lass and he's---not so young, so I'll need to give his First Aid afterwards thus no time for poor Phil ;-)
Gee...I hope Bernard's wife doesn't visit NOOL!!
Heather
Steve Campbell wrote: It's like Robin Williams used to say[1]
"men in pants so tight you can tell what religion they are"
It was just starting to look a bit pornographic for my innocent eyes for a second there "ladies"
[1]every night in his improv show
Innocent eyes, Steve? Pah!
Are you sure it wasn't Robbie Williams?!!! Oh shit, I'll be done for libel as he's not into that sort of thing, is he?!! 
Steve Campbell wrote:
I notice not ONE of you gives a second thought for poor Sarah!
Hell, no.
Isn't he from "round your way"?
he might come round and prove himself a man :)
"no robbie, no, I'm Bernard's I tell you Bernard's alone, unHAND me you oaf"
(imagine another woman seen you beating robbie off....aaaaahhhh errrrrrmmmm...rephrase........saw you resisting Robbie's offers....I can see the headline now "screaming mental case committed")
Samantha Chapman wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote:
I notice not ONE of you gives a second thought for poor Sarah!
Hell, no.
Sarah?! Ha! She's had her turn with him...she needs to pass him on.
Heather
Steve Campbell wrote: Isn't he from "round your way"?
he might come round and prove himself a man :)
"no robbie, no, I'm Bernard's I tell you Bernard's alone, unHAND me you oaf"
(imagine another woman seen you beating robbie off....aaaaahhhh errrrrrmmmm...rephrase........saw you resisting Robbie's offers....I can see the headline now "screaming mental case committed")
He is from around my way, less than five miles away from me. But he's a cnut. He supports Port Vale (Stoke's bitter rivals) for starters and I hate him for that reason alone. In fact, don't get me started or it might turn into 'hate Robbie Williams thread'
Oh and his music is shite
Actually, i must say, I've caught my dearest Leanne glancing in a certain way at Hooky more than once. BUT the one time I caught her letchin Bernard she was GONE, off in twisted little chick sex world. I thought I was gonna need a fish-slice to get off my sofa. a couple of days later the following comment emerged...
"I woulda SO been a fan back before they were old, woulda learned to like that awful noise too, there's still something about both of them, but yer man barney, I'd still SO do him"
That was before barney insulted green day, she's huffing with him now :)
Steve Campbell wrote:
That was before barney insulted green day, she's huffing with him now :)
Leanne LIKES GREEN DAY?!?!?!?!?
I voted for "What he likes"...
I have to admit that even though I'm 18, I have a huge crush on him...
He's just so adorable and cute!(And, he's good looking for his age, too.)
Christopher Owens wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote:
That was before barney insulted green day, she's huffing with him now :)
Leanne LIKES GREEN DAY?!?!?!?!?
A matter if intricate semantics is that question, Chris.
I offer the following conversation into the record.
"found some green day live stuff on soulseek, you want it?" "audio or video" "mp3" "no ta, just video's thanks"(dribble, homer simpson fasion)
Dumb blonde she aint, but when it comes to music, she's a chick's chick.
(before you attack me like a pack of vicious jack russel's let me point out, that I AM AWARE that none of you lot are like that, and that your sexual infatuation with Bernard is purely secondary to, if not resultant from, the music, rather than as is tradition for those of your gender, the converse on both counts) (and breathe)
I was just wondering.....
how long we need to keep all the girls talking on this one thread......
Before their menstrual cycles all sync up.
Oh look, there's the doorman now, with my coat,
Back off you Barney angels wannabes and you too Steve, he's all mine (Barney not Steve) :D I've destroyed so many relationships quite successfully, ruining one marriage should be a piece of cake really. I'll be the one wearing "Barney, marry me" t-shirt next time you see me 
I Found Truth wrote:
Samantha Chapman wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote:
I notice not ONE of you gives a second thought for poor Sarah!
Hell, no.
Sarah?! Ha! She's had her turn with him...she needs to pass him on.
Heather
Ahhhh female logic, I must confess I admire it, it beats bloke logic, which is merely a series of basical procedures that all run on what is essentially the Dog's Code of Conduct: "if you can't eat it or fuck it, piss on it"
NObabe wrote: Back off you Barney angels wannabes and you too Steve, he's all mine (Barney not Steve) :D I've destroyed so many relationships quite successfully, ruining one marriage should be a piece of cake really. I'll be the one wearing "Barney, marry me" t-shirt next time you see me
now now Maya, calm down, let the blood flow back up to your brain for a moment..... If you all gang up..... theres more chance of getting access to him....then it;s ever bitch for herself.
Don;t they shows those scumbaggy backbiting gameshows over there in flippin uzbekistahn
EDIT: I wonder if Bernard (I keep calling him that these days I must be feeling guilty for all the horrid things I been saying about him), has seen "misery". Maya, possessive and psychotic is a big dick softener !
i wouldnt shag barney sorry i am a raving hetrosexual but there was once a fantastic top class race horse called DANCING BRAVE,i might have been tempted there
bansheeman wrote: i wouldnt shag barney sorry i am a raving hetrosexual but there was once a fantastic top class race horse called DANCING BRAVE,i might have been tempted there
"SING IF YOU'RE STOKED TO BE STRAIGHT ......."
or is it... (think rolf harris) "Get oats from a goat boys, get yer oats from a goat(fuckawallaby) get yer oats......etc"
Boatraceface wrote: Good horse Dancing Brave.It won the Arc de Triumphe
I would say Barney is a Brave Dancer
Most offensive thing I've EVER said on this fourm......
that's brave as in "isn't he brave" referring to some kid that akes timmy from southpark look cool trying to run a mararhon to raise money for homeless dogs
ERRRRRRR BTW, the girls have all gone....
either..... bean licking/peach stroking/horse feeding has become suddenly urgent to them or my coment about their periods falling into sync if we kept the thread going long enough upset them and they went away or the above but the formed a chat room to discuss Barney and make up stories about how small all our willies are or, the same but they're just writing VERY long upset posts to make me feel small :)
Boatraceface wrote: Good horse Dancing Brave.It won the Arc de Triumphe
the only thing dancing brave missed was the derby.
that derby day pat held it up slightly too long chasing sharastani.
it got within an inch of winning on the line but that derby day it did the quickest furlong ever in world history,still the record time
whoooops this aint the ladbrokes thread 
Samantha Chapman wrote: Where's Maya?!!!
You so wouln't ask that question whilst "fook-me-afraid-to-even-picture-da-situation", now would you?
bansheeman wrote:
Boatraceface wrote: Good horse Dancing Brave.It won the Arc de Triumphe
the only thing dancing brave missed was the derby. that derby day pat held it up slightly too long chasing sharastani. it got within an inch of winning on the line but that derby day it did the quickest furlong ever in world history,still the record time
whoooops this aint the ladbrokes thread
All correct but for 1 detail mate.Grevelle Starkey was the Jockey what ballsed up the Derby(give the horse an impossible amount to do)Got sacked...Enter Eddery and the glory days
Barney is a stud by the way
Boatraceface wrote:
bansheeman wrote:
Boatraceface wrote: Good horse Dancing Brave.It won the Arc de Triumphe
the only thing dancing brave missed was the derby. that derby day pat held it up slightly too long chasing sharastani. it got within an inch of winning on the line but that derby day it did the quickest furlong ever in world history,still the record time
whoooops this aint the ladbrokes thread
All correct but for 1 detail mate.Grevelle Starkey was the Jockey what ballsed up the Derby(give the horse an impossible amount to do)Got sacked...Enter Eddery and the glory days
Barney is a stud by the way
Boatraceface wrote:
bansheeman wrote:
Boatraceface wrote: Good horse Dancing Brave.It won the Arc de Triumphe
the only thing dancing brave missed was the derby. that derby day pat held it up slightly too long chasing sharastani. it got within an inch of winning on the line but that derby day it did the quickest furlong ever in world history,still the record time
whoooops this aint the ladbrokes thread
All correct but for 1 detail mate.Grevelle Starkey was the Jockey what ballsed up the Derby(give the horse an impossible amount to do)Got sacked...Enter Eddery and the glory days
Barney is a stud by the way
i fooking knew i blamed someone like mad that derby day,and now it all comes back to me,grevelle the devil.wanker jokey for me.thanks for remind me
NObabe wrote: Back off you Barney angels wannabes and you too Steve, he's all mine (Barney not Steve) :D I've destroyed so many relationships quite successfully, ruining one marriage should be a piece of cake really. I'll be the one wearing "Barney, marry me" t-shirt next time you see me
But absolutely nothing compared to whsat I would do with Steve - if he was 30 years younger...:\ohwell: 
NObabe wrote: Back off you Barney angels wannabes and you too Steve, he's all mine (Barney not Steve) :D I've destroyed so many relationships quite successfully, ruining one marriage should be a piece of cake really. I'll be the one wearing "Barney, marry me" t-shirt next time you see me
Maya, you're welcome to marry him. I just want a bit of fun with him first
Looks like I got back just in time! Good to see others agree with me for once- everyone else thinks I'm weird and sick. Whats wrong with fancying someone more than twice your age?
Don't answer that question.
Suppose it depends if you're 12 or not :)
Who ever mentioned Steve, for God's sake could not have said Morris clearly, I spat coffee all over myself before doing a more considered double take.
BTW sugarcane I've been meanin to sy this to you for AGES... BIG repect to the avatar (said steve, pulling out another peppermint truncheon)
Samantha Chapman wrote:
NObabe wrote: Back off you Barney angels wannabes and you too Steve, he's all mine (Barney not Steve) :D I've destroyed so many relationships quite successfully, ruining one marriage should be a piece of cake really. I'll be the one wearing "Barney, marry me" t-shirt next time you see me
Maya, you're welcome to marry him. I just want a bit of fun with him first
Define fun ! 
Cheer up gals there's plenty of a fat git for every one of us 
Yeah, but you're all quite clearly on heat. I mean, how much of barney do you really think will be left wen Sam's through with him? Never mind all the others who just want " a wee bit" before turning him over to his rightful owner (you of course).
And hasn't it occurred to you, that Sarah might fight back!
I dunno, it seems pretty on topic to me.
besides it's hard to be TOO much of a net cop on a forum dedicated to a band who make terrible jokes about their best friend's suicide.
Steve Campbell wrote: Yeah, but you're all quite clearly on heat. I mean, how much of barney do you really think will be left wen Sam's through with him? Never mind all the others who just want " a wee bit" before turning him over to his rightful owner (you of course).
And hasn't it occurred to you, that Sarah might fight back!
When I've finished with him, he won't need another woman. I will be enough for him. Obviously.
In that is the case Sam, may i have Bernard before you do, otherwise i might miss my chance to say "been there, done it"
Bonzette wrote: In that is the case Sam, may i have Bernard before you do, otherwise i might miss my chance to say "been there, done it"
Yeah, he'll be worth the wait
errrm isn't her like 60 or something....how the hell is he gonna keep pace....a redbull and viagra I.V. ?
Or are you guys just relying on the "fact" that no man could even attempt to resist such superlative examples of perfect female hotness.
Steve Campbell wrote: errrm isn't her like 60 or something....how the hell is he gonna keep pace....a redbull and viagra I.V. ?
Or are you guys just relying on the "fact" that no man could even attempt to resist such superlative examples of perfect female hotness.
Steve, what's the saying? 'You're as young as you feel?'. Or is it you're as 'young as the woman you are feeling?'
Actually, I feel about 85 at the mo with me bad back. I've aged 50 years overnight...
Has anyone else got the horrible feeling that a number of 'Viking Women' are going to be hurling their undies at Barney when they next play live?
Chris Nash wrote: Has anyone else got the horrible feeling that a number of 'Viking Women' are going to be hurling their undies at Barney when they next play live?
We (well the singer) used to have a chick problem at gigs. So we divised a plan that we came seconds from implementing....
hurl OUR underwear at the audience,
besides, any woman who chycked her knicks on THEIR stage would be asking for the put down of their lives.
Not that keen generally, but I'll grant you back in his day he was lush! Just a shame I'm too young to remember (I'm nearly 28). Never really been into older men, although what I classify as "old" does get redefined considerably with each passing year. Especially on days like today, hangover from hell after a hideous office party. I feel at least 50 myself. :dead:
Chris Nash wrote: Has anyone else got the horrible feeling that a number of 'Viking Women' are going to be hurling their undies at Barney when they next play live?
Nah, that's a bit too Tom Jones for my liking. Us Nool-ettes are far classier. I'd hurl my phone number and directions to the hotel of where I would be staying at the time
Girl with all her own teeth wrote: Not that keen generally, but I'll grant you back in his day he was lush! Just a shame I'm too young to remember (I'm nearly 28). Never really been into older men, although what I classify as "old" does get redefined considerably with each passing year. Especially on days like today, hangover from hell after a hideous office party. I feel at least 50 myself. :dead:
Not sure you should have said that....this thread is not so much a democratic discussion as a nuremburg rally. Nice meetin you anyway :)
Samantha Chapman wrote:
Chris Nash wrote: Has anyone else got the horrible feeling that a number of 'Viking Women' are going to be hurling their undies at Barney when they next play live?
Nah, that's a bit too Tom Jones for my liking. Us Nool-ettes are far classier. I'd hurl my phone number and directions to the hotel of where I would be staying at the time
I always thought women chuckin their knicks was like "here you go ya dirty old knicker-snedger"
Steve Campbell wrote:
Samantha Chapman wrote:
Chris Nash wrote: Has anyone else got the horrible feeling that a number of 'Viking Women' are going to be hurling their undies at Barney when they next play live?
Nah, that's a bit too Tom Jones for my liking. Us Nool-ettes are far classier. I'd hurl my phone number and directions to the hotel of where I would be staying at the time
I always thought women chuckin their knicks was like "here you go ya dirty old knicker-snedger"
Knicker snedger? Is that Norn Iron speak?!
Steve Campbell wrote:
Girl with all her own teeth wrote: Not that keen generally, but I'll grant you back in his day he was lush! Just a shame I'm too young to remember (I'm nearly 28). Never really been into older men, although what I classify as "old" does get redefined considerably with each passing year. Especially on days like today, hangover from hell after a hideous office party. I feel at least 50 myself. :dead:
Not sure you should have said that....this thread is not so much a democratic discussion as a nuremburg rally. Nice meetin you anyway :)
Woah! I'm a bit scared now, being new to discussion forums and everything. But seriously, if I could go back to 1985 as I am now, I'd throw myself at him without a second thought. Even one of my raving hetro male friends confessed to fancying him a bit...:) It must be the certain je ne sais quoi about him. Nice meeting you too!
I'm 28 and i defo prefer Bernard now he's older. I never thought i would like older men. Usually i go for younger men (all legal). There is something about an older man who has that certain something. Let's be clear though, most older men are mingers, but there are some.
sugarcane wrote: Looks like I got back just in time! Good to see others agree with me for once- everyone else thinks I'm weird and sick. Whats wrong with fancying someone more than twice your age?
A lot in my case! It would be very sick indeed!
Samantha Chapman wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote:
Samantha Chapman wrote:
Chris Nash wrote: Has anyone else got the horrible feeling that a number of 'Viking Women' are going to be hurling their undies at Barney when they next play live?
Nah, that's a bit too Tom Jones for my liking. Us Nool-ettes are far classier. I'd hurl my phone number and directions to the hotel of where I would be staying at the time
I always thought women chuckin their knicks was like "here you go ya dirty old knicker-snedger"
Knicker snedger? Is that Norn Iron speak?!
It's even more localised than that...Hollywood somewhere I think (not the horrid american one)
Actually panty snedger is a redundant statement anyway....since a snedger is a panty gusset sniffer.
Not that i'd know ought bout that lass :) (BTW can you send me a new pair, I've worn the last ones through[1])
[1] tbh they wee a bit tired lookin when u sent me them in the first place, they can't cost THAT much?
I AM SO DEAD
Steve Campbell wrote:
Actually panty snedger is a redundant statement anyway....since a snedger is a panty gusset sniffer.
Not that i'd know ought bout that lass :) (BTW can you send me a new pair, I've worn the last ones through[1])
[1] tbh they wee a bit tired lookin when u sent me them in the first place, they can't cost THAT much?
I AM SO DEAD
Steve.....fook off You're deader than dead.
The 'what would you do to Gillian?' thread is a bit boring isn't it?!!!
Girls (and that includes you Steve) - we should get over there, hijack the thread and liven up the proceedings.
These painkillers are getting to me now....
fucking great...I'm one of the girls again....story of my life. Maybe all my cave dwelling mates are right, if you;re nice to them they just think you're one of em and you'll never get any. Or maybe it's just "hmmmmm he can't shag....file him under chick"
Anyway...yes I cansee us proving the lie of NO being a bloke band by all you sp**kdrunk vixens getting banned in the throies of your passions.
Samantha Chapman wrote:
Chris Nash wrote: Has anyone else got the horrible feeling that a number of 'Viking Women' are going to be hurling their undies at Barney when they next play live?
Nah, that's a bit too Tom Jones for my liking. Us Nool-ettes are far classier. I'd hurl my phone number and directions to the hotel of where I would be staying at the time
I agree. Anybody who hurls their undergarments on stage at a concert is vulgar and graceless. We're too classy and ladylike to engage in that kind of behaviour.
leather_girl wrote:
Samantha Chapman wrote:
Chris Nash wrote: Has anyone else got the horrible feeling that a number of 'Viking Women' are going to be hurling their undies at Barney when they next play live?
Nah, that's a bit too Tom Jones for my liking. Us Nool-ettes are far classier. I'd hurl my phone number and directions to the hotel of where I would be staying at the time
I agree. Anybody who hurls their undergarments on stage at a concert is vulgar and graceless. We're too classy and ladylike to engage in that kind of behaviour.
Yes. It's true. And I'm from Stoke, so that makes me classier than most women. (Or maybe not...)
What is in these painkillers that I'm taking????
These...."painkillers"
Did you get them from a kid in a hoodie called Baz?
Do they have a little dove etched into the back?
Or are they little teeny pieces of paper with pretty pictures by any chance?
Steve Campbell wrote: These...."painkillers"
Did you get them from a kid in a hoodie called Baz?
Do they have a little dove etched into the back?
Or are they little teeny pieces of paper with pretty pictures by any chance?
Boots are getting shadier by the minute, aren't they?!
cozmonite61 wrote: So, how do us ladies want to hijack the Gillian thread?
Please do!
I know I can't EXACTLY take the moral high ground (in fact morally speaking it's a stretch of the imagination to see me above sea level). But (and for once I am actually being fairly serious-ish, a bit)....the way I worded my poll questions, was sort of amusing and not in the least smutty. It's you knob-crazed harpies that got the thread that way....but that's neither here nor there.....the important point is "slip it to her doggy style" is not something anyone should be making a poll question about someone we're supposed to revere. This thread for all it's pornographic content, is kinda funny. The Gillian thing, I dunno....letching men....letching over that sweet rose, who's STEVE'S FUCKING WIFE! ( I mean the girls have the excuse that mrs barney is an unknown random to an extent....hell I woudn't even know her name if hooky hadn't mentioned her in manc)
I dunno, it seems less innocent over there. then again, maybe I am just judging "my own" more harshly (or doing some really good bulk sucking up to all you in the hope that i'll get lucky :) )
Where is the Gillian poll now? Remember, Barney's Angels, exercise the concept of "strength in numbers."
Samantha Chapman wrote:
Chris Nash wrote: Has anyone else got the horrible feeling that a number of 'Viking Women' are going to be hurling their undies at Barney when they next play live?
Nah, that's a bit too Tom Jones for my liking. Us Nool-ettes are far classier. I'd hurl my phone number and directions to the hotel of where I would be staying at the time
Exactly, Sam...maybe even the key to my hotel room...
Heather
Bonzette wrote: I'm 28 and i defo prefer Bernard now he's older. I never thought i would like older men. Usually i go for younger men (all legal). There is something about an older man who has that certain something. Let's be clear though, most older men are mingers, but there are some.
I'm 22 and I have also always preferred older men. In fact, I dated one once but we won't go there... :)
Heather
cozmonite61 wrote: Where is the Gillian poll now? Remember, Barney's Angels, exercise the concept of "strength in numbers."
That thread has been taken outside and shot once in the base of the brain. It offended someone who had every right to be offended.
Girls are funny...letching men are rude :)
Has the Gillian thread i started really been deleted?.
Well that's a first for me!.my first ever deleted thread.Sorry if it seemed unhumorous and letching as opposed to this thread which is just a laugh.It wasn't intended a such.
Been away from NOOL for a while and I come back to this!
A thread to cheer up a chilly Sunday night.
Panty snedgers!?!
Oh and I voted unprintable...
delilah wrote:
Been away from NOOL for a while and I come back to this!
A thread to cheer up a chilly Sunday night.
Panty snedgers!?!
Oh and I voted unprintable...
Yes, panty snedgers which is Norn Iron for something pretty disgusting. (Oi! Campbell! It's your fault!)
I think the unprintables are running away with it....
Hey Sam,
Fancy seeing you here again! I just remembered the Barney's Angel thing. We must keep it alive.
p.s thanks for the welcome the other night
Bonzette wrote: Hey Sam,
Fancy seeing you here again! I just remembered the Barney's Angel thing. We must keep it alive.
p.s thanks for the welcome the other night
I'm always on here. I have no other life
Are you going to the Manc Aid gig in January? Would be good to get Barney's Angels together! :D
Am DEFO going to the Manc Aid gig! Would be great to meet up. Put faces to names. I'm taking a wild guess that you will be there????
There really IS a warm glowing feeling deep inside to think of a gang of gorgeous females of all ages gathering under the name I created and presumably "speaking my name with honour" :D :D :D
(However, I realise that the urpgore look as currently being modelled in my avatar, may prevent any of them speaking my name in any sentence that doesn't end in "....not less than 400yrds(370m)")
Urpgore, one of many heros
delilah wrote: I might be going too if I can get away from the smoke for a weekend...
^ Works on so many levels just now :)
Hmmmmm Richmond, BIG problem with martians there about 100 yrs ago wasn;t there?
Steve Campbell wrote:
delilah wrote: I might be going too if I can get away from the smoke for a weekend...
^ Works on so many levels just now :)
Hmmmmm Richmond, BIG problem with martians there about 100 yrs ago wasn;t there?
Wouldn't know, I'm not THAT old
delilah wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote:
Urpgore, one of many heros
Wha??? Can you translate please?
"barney's angels" was my spur of the moment outspitting. I'm sure it's been said before, but this lot got the idea from me, hence warm glowy......etc
Look at the avatar! pay CLOSE attention. now look at urpgore.
delilah wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote:
delilah wrote: I might be going too if I can get away from the smoke for a weekend...
^ Works on so many levels just now :)
Hmmmmm Richmond, BIG problem with martians there about 100 yrs ago wasn;t there?
Wouldn't know, I'm not THAT old
LOL, spend an afternoon in the company of H.G. Wells, especially if there's anwhere round your area you'd like to read about burning to the ground :)
Steve Campbell wrote:
delilah wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote:
Urpgore, one of many heros
Wha??? Can you translate please?
"barney's angels" was my spur of the moment outspitting. I'm sure it's been said before, but this lot got the idea from me, hence warm glowy......etc
Look at the avatar! pay CLOSE attention. now look at urpgore.
Hmmm....think I'm getting it...
Steve Campbell wrote:
I don't NORMALLY look like quite that big a twat, i was watching an eclipse
was that the only time this year in Non Iron that the sun was out?
Bonzette wrote: Am DEFO going to the Manc Aid gig! Would be great to meet up. Put faces to names. I'm taking a wild guess that you will be there????
Yep! I'll be working in Switzerland then, but I'm definitely flying back for that one! 
delilah wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote:
I don't NORMALLY look like quite that big a twat, i was watching an eclipse
was that the only time this year in Non Iron that the sun was out?
i went there in september and it was grey, raining, but, how can i put this??? an interesting time??
Samantha Chapman wrote:
Bonzette wrote: Am DEFO going to the Manc Aid gig! Would be great to meet up. Put faces to names. I'm taking a wild guess that you will be there????
Yep! I'll be working in Switzerland then, but I'm definitely flying back for that one!
I look forward to meeting you then!
Bonzette wrote:
delilah wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote:
I don't NORMALLY look like quite that big a twat, i was watching an eclipse
was that the only time this year in Non Iron that the sun was out?
i went there in september and it was grey, raining, but, how can i put this??? an interesting time??
Bonzette, if it's printable, do tell :)
if it aint
As for the sunnies....ahem...they were merely in case there was a thinning in the cloud :)
Bonzette wrote:
delilah wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote:
I don't NORMALLY look like quite that big a twat, i was watching an eclipse
was that the only time this year in Non Iron that the sun was out?
i went there in september and it was grey, raining, but, how can i put this??? an interesting time??
interesting time? please explain...
Bonzette wrote:
Samantha Chapman wrote:
Bonzette wrote: Am DEFO going to the Manc Aid gig! Would be great to meet up. Put faces to names. I'm taking a wild guess that you will be there????
Yep! I'll be working in Switzerland then, but I'm definitely flying back for that one!
I look forward to meeting you then!
I'll get in touch with you at some point!
Delilah, are you definitely going? That's three of us so far... :D
Samantha Chapman wrote:
Bonzette wrote:
Samantha Chapman wrote:
Bonzette wrote: Am DEFO going to the Manc Aid gig! Would be great to meet up. Put faces to names. I'm taking a wild guess that you will be there????
Yep! I'll be working in Switzerland then, but I'm definitely flying back for that one!
I look forward to meeting you then!
I'll get in touch with you at some point!
Delilah, are you definitely going? That's three of us so far... :D
Sam - hopefully, but I'll just be back from my hols...have you got tix?
ahhh the sound of shuffling furniture as we settle down to hear Bonzette's adventures.....much as in the manner of some 6 year olds in breathless anticipation of an end of day story from teacher.
Steve Campbell wrote: ahhh the sound of shuffling furniture as we settle down to hear Bonzette's adventures.....much as in the manner of some 6 year olds in breathless anticipation of an end of day story from teacher.
you're sounding a bit arsy for a sunday night...
delilah wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote: ahhh the sound of shuffling furniture as we settle down to hear Bonzette's adventures.....much as in the manner of some 6 year olds in breathless anticipation of an end of day story from teacher.
you're sounding a bit arsy for a sunday night...
Nah, Steve's not arsy. A pain the arse sometimes, but never arsy.
JOKE, Steve, JOKE!!!!!!
Steve Campbell wrote: ahhh the sound of shuffling furniture as we settle down to hear Bonzette's adventures.....much as in the manner of some 6 year olds in breathless anticipation of an end of day story from teacher.
Guys, you would not believe me if i told you! Think i'll keep this one for when we meet up (cringe)!
Tip for you though-if ever in Belfast, make sure you do the open top tour bus in the pouring rain!
Bonzette, thanks for the tourist info. The last time I was in Belfast, I got mightily drunk and came back quoting Norn Iron speak.
'Bout ye? 'Grand' 'So it is' 'Yer man..' 'Wee doll' and Steve you can correct me on this one (or any of the others for that matter) a 'wee dander'
See, I'm fluent. It's actually one of my fave accents. I love it.
delilah wrote:
Sam - hopefully, but I'll just be back from my hols...have you got tix?
Delilah, tix go on sale on Saturday (17th) at 10 am. Ticketbastards are flogging 'em.
Sorry, ticketmaster are flogging 'em :D
Samantha Chapman wrote:
delilah wrote:
Sam - hopefully, but I'll just be back from my hols...have you got tix?
Delilah, tix go on sale on Saturday (17th) at 10 am. Ticketbastards are flogging 'em.
Sorry, ticketmaster are flogging 'em :D
Good -that means I have five days to sort my life out...
delilah wrote:
Samantha Chapman wrote:
delilah wrote:
Sam - hopefully, but I'll just be back from my hols...have you got tix?
Delilah, tix go on sale on Saturday (17th) at 10 am. Ticketbastards are flogging 'em.
Sorry, ticketmaster are flogging 'em :D
Good -that means I have five days to sort my life out...
I would need a lot longer than five days to sort my life out...
Samantha Chapman wrote:
delilah wrote:
Samantha Chapman wrote:
delilah wrote:
Sam - hopefully, but I'll just be back from my hols...have you got tix?
Delilah, tix go on sale on Saturday (17th) at 10 am. Ticketbastards are flogging 'em.
Sorry, ticketmaster are flogging 'em :D
Good -that means I have five days to sort my life out...
I would need a lot longer than five days to sort my life out...
It's an aspiration that will not necessarily be fulfilled
Samantha Chapman wrote: Bonzette, thanks for the tourist info. The last time I was in Belfast, I got mightily drunk and came back quoting Norn Iron speak.
'Bout ye? 'Grand' 'So it is' 'Yer man..' 'Wee doll' and Steve you can correct me on this one (or any of the others for that matter) a 'wee dander'
See, I'm fluent. It's actually one of my fave accents. I love it.
Perfect and don't forget "big doll" (which while technically scots, is still often used in these parts as a friendlier version of "fat lass")
Bonzette wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote: ahhh the sound of shuffling furniture as we settle down to hear Bonzette's adventures.....much as in the manner of some 6 year olds in breathless anticipation of an end of day story from teacher.
Guys, you would not believe me if i told you! Think i'll keep this one for when we meet up (cringe)!
Tip for you though-if ever in Belfast, make sure you do the open top tour bus in the pouring rain!
/me scuffs his feet and looks at the ground..."awwww misssssss you saaaaaaaaaiid"
it's OK, I'll get it outta ya at NOOLday if the reports from Manc Aid say it's a good tale
:D
delilah wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote: ahhh the sound of shuffling furniture as we settle down to hear Bonzette's adventures.....much as in the manner of some 6 year olds in breathless anticipation of an end of day story from teacher.
you're sounding a bit arsy for a sunday night...
errrr, you meant arsy? really?
MOI? never. I merely pictured us, freshfaced, attentive and eager to learn of new and wonderous deeds. (Or at least a fuckin good sexual disaster story)
Steve Campbell wrote:
Samantha Chapman wrote: Bonzette, thanks for the tourist info. The last time I was in Belfast, I got mightily drunk and came back quoting Norn Iron speak.
'Bout ye? 'Grand' 'So it is' 'Yer man..' 'Wee doll' and Steve you can correct me on this one (or any of the others for that matter) a 'wee dander'
See, I'm fluent. It's actually one of my fave accents. I love it.
Perfect and don't forget "big doll" (which while technically scots, is still often used in these parts as a friendlier version of "fat lass")
It's amazing what several glasses of the blackstuff can do...
AgentWood wrote: whatever i like, although he's a bit old for me now.
I thought, possibly due to the sheer level of foulness you were able to tolerate on tat bitchy thread, you'd be in the "3 bangs" school
(Bernard arrves) Bang....Woody's drink hits the deck Bang....Woody hits Bernard Bang....The newly formed Woody-bernard gestalt mass hits the floor
Steve Campbell wrote: Suppose it depends if you're 12 or not :)
Who ever mentioned Steve, for God's sake could not have said Morris clearly, I spat coffee all over myself before doing a more considered double take.
BTW sugarcane I've been meanin to sy this to you for AGES... BIG repect to the avatar (said steve, pulling out another peppermint truncheon)
Crap! MORRIS! MORRIS! Sorry to mislead you there mate. I meant no offence! I'd go for Steve MORRIS over barney anyday - if he was 30 years younger.
Whatever might occur, I can assure that there'll be no nosey photohounds shacking up outside the hotel room door waiting for me to come running out with his boxers in my hands...
and as for the interesting details of that hotel room stay, I'll leave it to remain, as ever, inside my brain where it does the least harm to the general populace. ;)
msh wrote: Whatever might occur, I can assure that there'll be no nosey photohounds shacking up outside the hotel room door waiting for me to come running out with his boxers in my hands...
and as for the interesting details of that hotel room stay, I'll leave it to remain, as ever, inside my brain where it does the least harm to the general populace. ;)
Have you any concept of what a musician's boxers are like after a gig? no! :D
Thankyou for brightening up my Monday everybody who contributed to this thread.
Can't believe someone deleted the Gillian one though. Thought we had free speech in this country. Surely it wasn't that disrespectful?
twas At least I gave all you homewreckers the OPTION of saying leave him alone cos he's a good honest married man.
the Gillian thread's options started with sexual posistions and sank from there.
I wouldn't have liked to hear any lady spoken of in that way here, or anywhere. let alone a woman who' made some of the finest music our ears have ever been graced with. The tone of the piece would have been perfect if they had discussing Jordan or errrrr that random chick who's only claim to fame is not liking jordan . i'm sure Bernard would titter at this thread, mayhaps Mrs Sumner would too, while taking notes of bitches to watch out for. (of course I'm being awfully presumptuous in such a statement....but is...prude the first word that comes to mind with Barney?) Gillian, or Steve, would NOT have so much as raised a smile at that one.
Truly, if stuff like tht was discussed, in less than total humour, about you or maya, or Sam or any of the ahem ahem cchhchgghgh cgghghghhgh ahem "llllladies" ahem on this thread...I would honestly rip them a veritable plethora of new orrifices. And the person who complainde louder than me, had more right than anyone to since he actually knows her.
From my sick bed....
I agree with Steve. Some of the options on the Gillian thread were a bit (ahem) risque. It went a bit too far. I mean, we're all having a laugh and a joke about Barney on this thread and maybe us NOOL-ettes have a bit of decorum about us (OK, we're probably all thinking about what we would like to do to him) but we wouldn't go as far as putting it down in black and white...
Would we ladies?????
Steve Campbell wrote:
Truly, if stuff like tht was discussed, in less than total humour, about you or maya, or Sam or any of the ahem ahem cchhchgghgh cgghghghhgh ahem "llllladies" ahem on this thread...I would honestly rip them a veritable plethora of new orrifices.
Nah Steve, there would be no need for that. I would be quite capable of ripping a plethora of new orificies myself
When my back is better, of course
Truth be told, in the presence of a fight the only damage i'm likely to cause is broken windows caused by the disturbance of my rapid departure.
However, the only fights I HAVE ever started have been in defence of females, usual against enormous thugs. I call it "captain Kirk Syndrome"...3 drinks and no one bad mouths "my crew" and off i go.
Once ended up with traffic stopped round me wondering where the fuck I was, but it did the trick, cos my young ladie friend got to safety, and the police arrived before he could kill me :)
I am an intensely stupid person who's heart's in the right place really :)
I don't think i'd get a chance to do anything to him anyway. He's frightened of me. I bumped into him in a nightclub and told him i'd named my parrot after him.
He was like this:
:\ohwell: and then made a sharp exit!
Missy Jem wrote: I don't think i'd get a chance to do anything to him anyway. He's frightened of me. I bumped into him in a nightclub and told him i'd named my parrot after him.
He was like this:
Well, maybe it wasn't the best thing to say…
But I never bumped to him (lucky you !)
Samantha Chapman wrote: From my sick bed....
I agree with Steve. Some of the options on the Gillian thread were a bit (ahem) risque. It went a bit too far. I mean, we're all having a laugh and a joke about Barney on this thread and maybe us NOOL-ettes have a bit of decorum about us (OK, we're probably all thinking about what we would like to do to him) but we wouldn't go as far as putting it down in black and white...
Would we ladies?????
NO !!! because we're real ladies !!!
(and, I voted unprintable anyway…)
Steve Campbell wrote:
Bonzette wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote: ahhh the sound of shuffling furniture as we settle down to hear Bonzette's adventures.....much as in the manner of some 6 year olds in breathless anticipation of an end of day story from teacher.
Guys, you would not believe me if i told you! Think i'll keep this one for when we meet up (cringe)!
Tip for you though-if ever in Belfast, make sure you do the open top tour bus in the pouring rain!
/me scuffs his feet and looks at the ground..."awwww misssssss you saaaaaaaaaiid"
it's OK, I'll get it outta ya at NOOLday if the reports from Manc Aid say it's a good tale
:D
I promise it will be worth the wait-the story. It is funny. Not what you'll expect, but a good laugh.
Mal Maison Belfast is a top hotel by the way. Don't know if you've had the pleasure of staying there?
Missy Jem wrote: I don't think i'd get a chance to do anything to him anyway. He's frightened of me. I bumped into him in a nightclub and told him i'd named my parrot after him.
He was like this:
:
classic!
does your Bernard sing?
My usual Hotel in Belfast is a floor :) Can't wait for tale, jealous of chicks getting to hear it first at Manc aid.
jem's Parrot can talk, it just doesn't get a fookin chance.
Steve Campbell wrote: My usual Hotel in Belfast is a floor :) Can't wait for tale, jealous of chicks getting to hear it first at Manc aid.
jem's Parrot can talk, it just doesn't get a fookin chance.
Steve, no doubt that you will get to hear the gossip evetually.
Malmaison is beautiful
Steve Campbell wrote: My usual Hotel in Belfast is a floor :) Can't wait for tale, jealous of chicks getting to hear it first at Manc aid.
jem's Parrot can talk, it just doesn't get a fookin chance.
Why you not coming to manc aid?
Samantha Chapman wrote:
Malmaison is beautiful
So it is! Just checked out the website
Have only stayed in the bloody hilton on the waterfront (dead boring), and that place opposite stormont castle but not for years
next time will see if the office could stretch to malmaison...
Samantha Chapman wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote: My usual Hotel in Belfast is a floor :) Can't wait for tale, jealous of chicks getting to hear it first at Manc aid.
jem's Parrot can talk, it just doesn't get a fookin chance.
Steve, no doubt that you will get to hear the gossip evetually.
Malmaison is beautiful
My brother is a manager at a Mal Maison, so i'm a very lucky girl and get to stay for dirt cheap in beautiful hotels. I've already booked Mal Maison Manchester for Manc Aid. All welcome back to mine for a drink!
Bonzette wrote:
Samantha Chapman wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote: My usual Hotel in Belfast is a floor :) Can't wait for tale, jealous of chicks getting to hear it first at Manc aid.
jem's Parrot can talk, it just doesn't get a fookin chance.
Steve, no doubt that you will get to hear the gossip evetually.
Malmaison is beautiful
My brother is a manager at a Mal Maison, so i'm a very lucky girl and get to stay for dirt cheap in beautiful hotels. I've already booked Mal Maison Manchester for Manc Aid. All welcome back to mine for a drink!
Woo hoo!
I do! :P As long as I'm fantasizing, I also figure I'd have met him out in a club, or on the street, or some other least odorous sort of meet and greet. There was a time I wouldn't have minded that sort of after gig meeting, but... I've got sense, now.
All said, I'm a decent lass, and as long as he's got a ring on the finger, there'll be none of me chasing him down for a rumble in the bed. His loss.
Steve Campbell wrote:
Have you any concept of what a musician's boxers are like after a gig? no! :D
Bonzette wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote: My usual Hotel in Belfast is a floor :) Can't wait for tale, jealous of chicks getting to hear it first at Manc aid.
jem's Parrot can talk, it just doesn't get a fookin chance.
Why you not coming to manc aid?
In no particular order.... broke sick no passport (yes I KNOW) NOOLday vital to me me (so far) vital to NOOLday short set probably want to be totally fit for the summer gigs should any happen after the apollo (read my post on BCD if you've got 3 hours), I suspect that MancAid will be a very bad place for my insides to be.
wish i was...but wuold rather be at NOOLday and summer gigs for sure :)
Fair enough! Think it will be a good day/night though:)
I so hope there are some summer gigs next year!
With this lot as your party, and NO as the entertainment, it coud be nothing but excellent :)
Steve Campbell wrote: With this lot as your party, and NO as the entertainment, it coud be nothing but excellent :)
Steve, you know us too well!
Samantha Chapman wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote: With this lot as your party, and NO as the entertainment, it coud be nothing but excellent :)
Steve, you know us too well!
I am looking forward to it, and meeting people!
Mrs Milky wrote: You are all welcome to him... I don't touch married men, but if he were to get divorced....
No, I don't normally touch married men, but for Barney, I'll make an exception...
(I can dream....)
How does milky feel about this? (methinks not all that fussed if there's back stage passes and rider beer to be had :) )
(BTW, assuming that WAS you and not a body double in those pics, I know now I WOULD have remembered if I'd seen you in JB's cos you actually look a lot like my mate Angela, and that would have stuck)
Steve Campbell wrote: How does milky feel about this? (methinks not all that fussed if there's back stage passes and rider beer to be had :) )
(BTW, assuming that WAS you and not a body double in those pics, I know now I WOULD have remembered if I'd seen you in JB's cos you actually look a lot like my mate Angela, and that would have stuck)
If it's the same pictures that I am thinking of, that person is a Mrs. Milky imposter. It's not the same Mrs. Milky I know.
Steve Campbell wrote: How does milky feel about this? (methinks not all that fussed if there's back stage passes and rider beer to be had :) )
(BTW, assuming that WAS you and not a body double in those pics, I know now I WOULD have remembered if I'd seen you in JB's cos you actually look a lot like my mate Angela, and that would have stuck)
I think Milky's glad he is still single or I wouldn't touch him either!
& sadly, No it wasn't me in the photo's... have a look on my profile, I have a link to Milky's photo site.. there are lots of pictures of me on there..
How odd, imposters. the single best thing on that site, and you and milky have a drink coming for it if we ever do meet up.....is that among all the family and mate snaps, is the big white fucker (I mean Concorde). Very sweet.
Steve Campbell wrote: How odd, imposters. the single best thing on that site, and you and milky have a drink coming for it if we ever do meet up.....is that among all the family and mate snaps, is the big white fucker (I mean Concorde). Very sweet.
I know, and I didn't even get to go... I wanted the cash equivelent to the flight, but credit where it's due.. I did get one hell of a lot of gifts instead...
delilah wrote:
Missy Jem wrote: I don't think i'd get a chance to do anything to him anyway. He's frightened of me. I bumped into him in a nightclub and told him i'd named my parrot after him.
He was like this:
:
classic!
does your Bernard sing?
Yeah and a lot better than.. I'll shut up! Actually my ex got custody of Bernard when we split up but i now have a new one called Alfie who sings, talks, dances and swears occasionally!
Steve Campbell wrote: My usual Hotel in Belfast is a floor :) Can't wait for tale, jealous of chicks getting to hear it first at Manc aid.
jem's Parrot can talk, it just doesn't get a fookin chance.
POTKETTLEBLACK
lacy wrote: ooh he's not sexy
There will be no Barney's Angel badge for you...
Samantha Chapman wrote:
lacy wrote: ooh he's not sexy
There will be no Barney's Angel badge for you...
tbh I kinda think he looks like skppy the bush kangaroo's dodgy uncle...but I'm a GUY. we'll give lacy an honourary one. like mine.
mayhaps I should change me avatar?
Missy Jem wrote:
delilah wrote:
Missy Jem wrote: I don't think i'd get a chance to do anything to him anyway. He's frightened of me. I bumped into him in a nightclub and told him i'd named my parrot after him.
He was like this:
:
classic!
does your Bernard sing?
Yeah and a lot better than..
Missy, wash your mouth out with Pernod! You could get banned from this string for almost saying what you almost said
delilah wrote:
Missy Jem wrote:
delilah wrote:
Missy Jem wrote: I don't think i'd get a chance to do anything to him anyway. He's frightened of me. I bumped into him in a nightclub and told him i'd named my parrot after him.
He was like this:
:
classic!
does your Bernard sing?
Yeah and a lot better than..
Missy, wash your mouth out with Pernod! You could get banned from this string for almost saying what you almost said
Give me that bottle of Pernod NOW and I'll wash her mouth out. Tsk
Firstly.....did I miss something Jem said other than her parrot sings better than Barnster?
If not, what's the dealy here. I know you lot are barkin enough to fancy him, but surely it can't affect your hearing?
the man's a genius...but he's not pavorotti....he's not even fuckin des o'connor if you are talkin technical vocal prowess.
I will tolerate this delusion only if you give me Jem's share of the pernod, she says's she very sorry and that If I swear again you should make me wash my ringpiece of a fucking mouth out....ah drat.
EDIT: holy $DEITY....the mere sound of someone half-inching her drink and the fecker logs in outa nowhere. if anyone other than Jem wants me I'll be in the coal celler.
Samantha Chapman wrote:
delilah wrote:
Missy Jem wrote:
delilah wrote:
Missy Jem wrote: I don't think i'd get a chance to do anything to him anyway. He's frightened of me. I bumped into him in a nightclub and told him i'd named my parrot after him.
He was like this:
:
classic!
does your Bernard sing?
Yeah and a lot better than..
Missy, wash your mouth out with Pernod! You could get banned from this string for almost saying what you almost said
Give me that bottle of Pernod NOW and I'll wash her mouth out. Tsk
Gulp. Sorry chicks, i mean angels. Stevie, i mean Charlie, HELP!
Actually i just like being controversial. He can't be that bad can he, i fookin love NUUUUUU ORRRDDDAAAAHHH
delilah wrote: How's yer back, Samantha?
Shite. But thanks for asking.
The good thing is that I was supposed to leave my current job (dogsbody for Debenhams) on Christmas Eve, but due to the fact that I can hardly walk at the moment (never mind do my job) my Doc has given me a sick note up until then. Therefore, I will never have to work for that shower of shite ever again. Hurrah!
It was through them that I have this bad back and I'm going to sue the buggers for millions
Delilah, call me Sam. Samantha only gets used when I've done something very, very naughty. Ahem.
You remind me of my mate Tommy who could hear skins.
Thip Thip Thip Knock knock.
severly uncanny
Well, I know how to find you in a crowded club now....mumble "wayawanadrinkjem" into my chest facing the wall near the sound rig. Ping, as if by magic, the boltn chick appeared.
Samantha Chapman wrote:
delilah wrote: How's yer back, Samantha?
Delilah, call me Sam. Samantha only gets used when I've done something very, very naughty. Ahem.
u know, some things u really CAN just tell from lookin
(INCOMMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Steve Campbell wrote: You remind me of my mate Tommy who could hear skins.
Thip Thip Thip Knock knock.
severly uncanny
Well, I know how to find you in a crowded club now....mumble "wayawanadrinkjem" into my chest facing the wall near the sound rig. Ping, as if by magic, the boltn chick appeared.
How very true! My friends think i'm amazing. i was in a car crash on the way to a pub to watch Euro 2000 drinking a glass of wine i'd stolen from the pub. i had severe whiplash - but didn't spill a drop. Swear down.
Steve Campbell wrote: Firstly.....did I miss something Jem said other than her parrot sings better than Barnster?
If not, what's the dealy here. I know you lot are barkin enough to fancy him, but surely it can't affect your hearing?
the man's a genius...but he's not pavorotti....he's not even fuckin des o'connor if you are talkin technical vocal prowess.
I will tolerate this delusion only if you give me Jem's share of the pernod, she says's she very sorry and that If I swear again you should make me wash my ringpiece of a fucking mouth out....ah drat.
There is so much more to singing than having a good voice, don't you know.
Checked my cupboards and realised I'm all out of Pernod. Think I gave it up when I was about 20. It's not good for you, really it isn't
I got pissed on pernod when i was 18 and i've never been able to touch it since. I swear i can still taste it!
17...1/2 bottle of gin...2 tins of beer, all mixed up in a bucket. gravity concrete ambulance casualty morning hangover puke blood pain
never ever again will I drink gin, the smell of it turns me inside out almost instantly....like an olfractory flashback.
18, house party, 60 odd group of kids, loud rock music
I remember someone brought out a bucket that held somewhere in the vacinity of 10 gallons of liquid mass. Each person had been instructed to procure harsh liquor, nothing fruity. We had a block of dry ice, made the bucket look like a cess pool.
I got into a contest with a few guys on who could hold the brew the best. Somewhere along the line, all three of us with constitutions in the highest realm, pushed our guts beyond the limits and.. you know when you hit that stage of "feck it, gotta beat this person, no matter what?"... we were all operating on that.
It was a good thing it was summer, and we were all on break, because we passed out for a day and a half, and no one knows who won the match. I'm surprised no one died that weekend.
Next time ANYone hears me slag Texas, remind me of this (presonal slants against u know who not couted)
I salute you. I hope I get to attend one of your parties one day:) We used to do a simmilar thing involving Rich and Marty, 2 chums of mine, positioning themselves around all the requested hard booze donations and one or two shoice mixers (mainly as a safety net), and basically acting like research chemists for the night. Every so often a new bucket with a new name would arrive in the main room, with only the preposterous title they'd come up with (few I remember none I'm saying here, but if you find the "band names you wish existed thread"...I'm sure half of those were cocktails on one night or other)and the word "drink" offered by way of illumination. While we drank, they chatted and plotted, and listened for cheerful affirmation or the sound of the bathroom door getting a lot of work...the bucket would be withdrawn, we would have a beer and a breather...then begin again.
I already know two girls who could end up being the death of me at NOOLday. :)
Maya I think will be an awesome drinking buddy.
Jemma......hmmmmm I would try and stop Jem and I getting to the bar together...I have a vague suspiscion, that far from the sweet NOOL romance everyone wants, they'd instead get a big problem as Bolton and Bangor go on the rampage. I need little excuse or encouragement to become the most amiable version of "lout alcohol man" you'll ever meet....Jem has "Excuse" in neon letters on her forehead, and will prove all too encouraging I fear. Add that to the fact that, if my gut feeling about our interaction is right, the exact converse will also be true. that means feedback loop, and a two headed tazmanian devil for you guys to cope with. Maybe we'll hate each other up close :)
I'm 31 and they say women hit their sexual peak in their early 30's. :D
I'll take care of both Barney and Phil!!
PerfectKiss wrote: I'm 31 and they say women hit their sexual peak in their early 30's. :D I'll take care of both Barney and Phil!!
Welcome to our exclusive little club - Barney's Angels!
Samantha Chapman wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote: How does milky feel about this? (methinks not all that fussed if there's back stage passes and rider beer to be had :) )
(BTW, assuming that WAS you and not a body double in those pics, I know now I WOULD have remembered if I'd seen you in JB's cos you actually look a lot like my mate Angela, and that would have stuck)
If it's the same pictures that I am thinking of, that person is a Mrs. Milky imposter. It's not the same Mrs. Milky I know.
Maybe you were talking to a body double too!!.. Maybe there are dozens of women out there claiming to be Mrs Milky...
Mrs Milky wrote:
Samantha Chapman wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote: How does milky feel about this? (methinks not all that fussed if there's back stage passes and rider beer to be had :) )
(BTW, assuming that WAS you and not a body double in those pics, I know now I WOULD have remembered if I'd seen you in JB's cos you actually look a lot like my mate Angela, and that would have stuck)
If it's the same pictures that I am thinking of, that person is a Mrs. Milky imposter. It's not the same Mrs. Milky I know.
Maybe you were talking to a body double too!!.. Maybe there are dozens of women out there claiming to be Mrs Milky...
No, it was you I was definitely talking to! :D
PerfectKiss wrote: I'm 31 and they say women hit their sexual peak in their early 30's. :D I'll take care of both Barney and Phil!!
Aged 26 i lost my virginity to a woman of your age. I needed treatment afterwards...and I don't mean at "the clinic". Therapy would be more what was required.
I don;t think it's the female appettite that changes, it's the conviction with which you "suggest" what you might like done :)
Mrs Milky wrote:
Maybe you were talking to a body double too!!.. Maybe there are dozens of women out there claiming to be Mrs Milky...
Change you name to Sparticus or Brian of Nazereth
"I'm Mrs Milky, and so's my wife!"
Steve Campbell wrote:
Mrs Milky wrote:
Maybe you were talking to a body double too!!.. Maybe there are dozens of women out there claiming to be Mrs Milky...
Change you name to Sparticus or Brian of Nazereth
"I'm Mrs Milky, and so's my wife!"
I suppose I could just call myself Maria.. Sparticus is OK, but Brian of Nazereth is a little on the long side.. What about just plain old Brian? (Although all I can imagine now is a snail...) and what would Milky be called... Mr Brian...
Right Angels. Who among you can draw? We need a design for the badge. I mean we COULD do a Jarivs, and get excellnt stylish badges, but I'm thinking we need pink and silly. Any ides? Can any of you actually draw?
(I can barely draw a fookin bath)
Mr Brian has a nice ring BTW maria
Steve Campbell wrote: Right Angels. Who among you can draw? We need a design for the badge. I mean we COULD do a Jarivs, and get excellnt stylish badges, but I'm thinking we need pink and silly. Any ides? Can any of you actually draw?
(I can barely draw a fookin bath)
Mr Brian has a nice ring BTW maria
Nah. But it never stopped Damien Hirst either
NObabe wrote: Great avatar, Sam!
Been playing a hell of a lot of Kraftwerk recently - thought that I must pay homage to Ralf and the lads! I'm keeping this avatar! :D
NObabe wrote: Saw them live in June. Amazing! :)
No one would go with me. I didn't want to be Billy-no-mates (sniff)
I usually go on my own in defiance of my mates, useless bastards.
(EDIT: I've gone to see The Orb 2x and the Chemicals once in Dublin on my own and with NO clue how I was getting back...lucked in all 3 times :) )
Anyway, less chat more design ;)
Afternoon to the hot chick for the cold place BTW :D And Sam...PK's doing any good yet?
Samantha Chapman wrote:
NObabe wrote: Great avatar, Sam!
Been playing a hell of a lot of Kraftwerk recently - thought that I must pay homage to Ralf and the lads! I'm keeping this avatar! :D
Do you change your hair colour as often, i can't keep up with you!!
Steve Campbell wrote:
And Sam...PK's doing any good yet?
Only just started to take the new ones this morning, so I'm just waiting for them to kick in :D
Missy Jem wrote:
Samantha Chapman wrote:
NObabe wrote: Great avatar, Sam!
Been playing a hell of a lot of Kraftwerk recently - thought that I must pay homage to Ralf and the lads! I'm keeping this avatar! :D
Do you change your hair colour as often, i can't keep up with you!!
Yeah, I do actually! Get bored very easily The Kraftwerk avatar is staying though...
Samantha Chapman wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote:
And Sam...PK's doing any good yet?
Only just started to take the new ones this morning, so I'm just waiting for them to kick in :D
What have they given you? anything good?
Big fan of trammadol myself, apart from the obvious and oft mentioned shaving foam stomach syndrome :)
I think that;s about all they can give you before Morphine :) (which is seriously over rated if you ask me...totally removes the pain, but I didn;t feel at all "high")
BTW....what about a techniqe-esque cherrub? (for the badge) That's for a viking style badge. Or if we want silly.... a little cartoon angel with Barney on her T-shirt.
Or something ripped off...ahem...inspired by the Charlie Angels logo? ( 3 female shadows, only holding not guns but wine glasses or ciggies or shoes...maybe with an exiting cartoon Barney.) THings like that will have to be the more common "button" tyle to get a full colour cartoon in.
Help me old here chicks, my talents are purely auditory...and some of you have heard them and know they're a bit thin at that.
Mrs Milky wrote:
Samantha Chapman wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote:
And Sam...PK's doing any good yet?
Only just started to take the new ones this morning, so I'm just waiting for them to kick in :D
What have they given you? anything good?
Just stronger Ibuprofen and co-codamol. It's just a matter of rest, rest and er, more rest :\ohwell:
That's the best idea so far, the Charlie's Angels silhouette, but one with a wine glass, one with a spliff and one with a gun! Yeah! But pink.
I'd been meaning to ask you what way you voted on my toker poll :)
That one (if I can find a better one online I may be able to do a hack job but I doubt it, I think we may need the hand of an (non piss)artist)
I aim to please. Anything for the Angels and all.
I really Can't draw tho. I don;t even have Photoshop, I use a free alternative called "the gimp" (that's "gnu image manipulation program" before you laugh yourself to the dole)....does all the ame stuff as P'shop...but sadly is no more effective in the hands of the talentless :(
Hmmmm....just thinking. If we do use the Charlies Angels design, aren't we breaching copyright?
Well we're changing it, not selling it and not exactly offering it to the public.
i'll give them all the profits too. (none)
Steve Campbell wrote: Well we're changing it, not selling it and not exactly offering it to the public.
i'll give them all the profits too. (none)
Fair enough! :D
Not so fantastic with augmenting photos. Good at coloring and messing about... but this, hmm.
We need an artist, stat!
Aw crap :)
You were my last best hope.
Come ON, one of you chicks has gotta be the artistic type :)
Steve Campbell wrote: Aw crap :)
You were my last best hope.
Come ON, one of you chicks has gotta be the artistic type :)
We'll have to wait and see if any of the others are the artistic types. English and music were my subjects at school (couldn't give a stuff about the rest) so I'm no help at all, really.
Phyics, Maths, computers, English, I liked it all...or at least all of it once I ditched the shit I hated like art and biology and EFFING metalwork :)
Failed my English lit O'level cos the examiner refused to read my handwriting
I'll rey it if no one else is any good...it'll be a dog's bollox I'm sure but i'll try :)
Steve Campbell wrote: Phyics, Maths, computers, English, I liked it all...or at least all of it once I ditched the shit I hated like art and biology and EFFING metalwork :)
Failed my English lit O'level cos the examiner refused to read my handwriting
I'll rey it if no one else is any good...it'll be a dog's bollox I'm sure but i'll try :)
Well, 10 out of 10 for trying!
msh wrote: We believe in ya, Steve!
Yeah but I bet you believed in the Easter Bunny once :D
Let's wait and see if anyone talented shows up.
as long as they be ready for Manc aid we're cool, and even if not, the world's postal services can be called upon to help.
I still believe in the mysterious hopper that gives me chocolate for no reason one day out of the year.
