Thinly veiled ecuse to troll all the women out, since on another thread, the merest mention of him being a senile old duffer nearly got me savaged by a pack of harpies, half of who i've never seen here before.
Fucking Barney's Angels!
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NOOL-ettes: what would you do to Bernard
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He's yours, you;ve got him cornered, what's it to be.
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Whatever he likes 3 (10%)
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Whatever I like 4 (14%)
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Unprintable 14 (48%)
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Nowt, he's married 2 (7%)
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Nowt, he's minging 6 (21%)
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Oh dear. I voted unprintable. Read into that what you will Stephen. 
Hard habit to break. And I'm a married woman! Disgraceful behaviour. Well, disgraceful thoughts..............
Shag him senseless (if it wasn't for my dodgy back) 
I've had a mad crush on the bloke since I was 13 (all the other girls in my school fancied George Michael...yuk). I think he still looks good considering he is knocking on for 50.
I loves 'im 
EDIT: of course, Bernard is just one of the 'holy trinity' for me - the other loves of my life being Johnny Marr and John Squire 
Samantha Chapman wrote: Shag him senseless (if it wasn't for my dodgy back)
I've had a mad crush on the bloke since I was 13 (all the other girls in my school fancied George Michael...yuk). I think he still looks good considering he is knocking on for 50.
I loves 'im
I don't want to fall out over this Sam.......... but I am older, so theoretically, I have priority.........
Wino wrote:
Samantha Chapman wrote: Shag him senseless (if it wasn't for my dodgy back)
I've had a mad crush on the bloke since I was 13 (all the other girls in my school fancied George Michael...yuk). I think he still looks good considering he is knocking on for 50.
I loves 'im
I don't want to fall out over this Sam.......... but I am older, so theoretically, I have priority.........
HE'S MINE!!!!!!! 
You're married, anyway.
We may not have always been "here" but we've always been in the background. Trust me! I'm here to stay so "hi steve".
In answer to the question- bernard - everything and anything goes!
there's blood in the water now :D
lot of posting, not a lot of voting ladies.... I coulnd't include all the options with whips, chains, chocolate, silk scarfs and gangbangs with Phill, so make do with what's up there will ya? ( don;t see why not, it's practically your motto with guys)
Samantha Chapman wrote:
Wino wrote:
Samantha Chapman wrote: Shag him senseless (if it wasn't for my dodgy back)
I've had a mad crush on the bloke since I was 13 (all the other girls in my school fancied George Michael...yuk). I think he still looks good considering he is knocking on for 50.
I loves 'im
I don't want to fall out over this Sam.......... but I am older, so theoretically, I have priority.........
HE'S MINE!!!!!!!
That is NOT part of the question though! Ask Andy what he would do with erm....... Kylie or Mariah Heep (sorry, Carey), and his answer would be far worse than mine! Being married does not really have anything to do with it........so, THERE!!!!
BTW, even tho I am not female, I voted "no he's minging" for 3 reasons.
- to "scupper his perfect" (fifghting game thing, you wouldn't understand :D )
- I'm not gay so to me, he IS a right mingrat
- it saves me having to hit 2see results" all the fucking time.
Steve Campbell wrote: there's blood in the water now :D
lot of posting, not a lot of voting ladies.... I coulnd't include all the options with whips, chains, chocolate, silk scarfs and gangbangs with Phill, so make do with what's up there will ya? ( don;t see why not, it's practically your motto with guys)
Shut up!!!! Who asked you anyway - you've started something here - we're all on heat!!!!! Before; 
After!
Steve, i've voted and at the moment, unprintable is doing rather well. He'd be in for one hell of a night.
Barney's Angels? You may well have started something there my friend.
Steve Campbell wrote: BTW, even tho I am not female, I voted "no he's minging" for 3 reasons.
- to "scupper his perfect" (fifghting game thing, you wouldn't understand :D )
- I'm not gay so to me, he IS a right mingrat
- it saves me having to hit 2see results" all the fucking time.
Steve, I hope that you understand that the music came before long before I started going 'phwoaar!' each time Barney was on TOTP etc. I wasn't one of those screamy girlie types. I don't think any of the NOOL-ettes are. We're just too sophisticated and refined for that...(ahem)
I agree totally with you. I was loved the music long before, unprintable, ever surfaced. Maybe i am getting old (28-is that old?) but the past 5 yrs have done strange things to me and i think Bernard is more attractive by the minute.
Samantha Chapman wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote: BTW, even tho I am not female, I voted "no he's minging" for 3 reasons.
- to "scupper his perfect" (fifghting game thing, you wouldn't understand :D )
- I'm not gay so to me, he IS a right mingrat
- it saves me having to hit 2see results" all the fucking time.
Steve, I hope that you understand that the music came before long before I started going 'phwoaar!' each time Barney was on TOTP etc. I wasn't one of those screamy girlie types. I don't think any of the NOOL-ettes are. We're just too sophisticated and refined for that...(ahem)
Seconded; I just wouldn't do that; I'm far too respectable!
(But you can't hear what I'm thinking!)
Bonzette wrote: I agree totally with you. I was loved the music long before, unprintable, ever surfaced. Maybe i am getting old (28-is that old?) but the past 5 yrs have done strange things to me and i think Bernard is more attractive by the minute.
28????? No, that certainly doesn't qualify as old - lucky you!
We should get t-shirts mad up with the statment 'Barney's Angel'. Exclusive club for all those that said "unprintable".
Bonzette wrote: We should get t-shirts mad up with the statment 'Barney's Angel'. Exclusive club for all those that said "unprintable".
Now there's an idea! - perhaps Al could have badges made for us as well?.....
Wino wrote:
Bonzette wrote: We should get t-shirts mad up with the statment 'Barney's Angel'. Exclusive club for all those that said "unprintable".
Now there's an idea! - perhaps Al could have badges made for us as well?.....
Fantastic! Steve, now look what you have started.... 
Bonzette - 28 isn't old. Nah. Once you hit thirty then it's downhill all the way...
I'm well up for it. I think it's an excellent idea. I'm up for sorting it out if noone else is. We could throw some ideas around and then take it forward???
Samantha Chapman wrote: Where's Maya? I expected her to be the first to be on here!!!
Bring it on!....... Let's have some real entertainment Sam, are you taking painkillers, or are you considering some manipulation on your pressure points? (Obviously with eyes closed and thoughts on something.......... appealing?; sorry, edit that; someone appealing with something in his hand - .... guitar!!!!! I meant!).
Wino wrote:
Samantha Chapman wrote: Where's Maya? I expected her to be the first to be on here!!!
Bring it on!....... Let's have some real entertainment
Painkillers. Manipulation on my pressure points. Hmmm. Hadn't considered that. He can leave his guitar at home...no need for that....
Actually he can come and rub some Deep Heat into my back. That would be lovely.
Samantha Chapman wrote: Where's Maya? I expected her to be the first to be on here!!!
She probably flushed so hot she blacked out when she seen the options.
I thought more of you would have went for option 1, purely because the last time a girl i know gave that answer about a guy, the look in her eyes said she meant it, and that if he wasn't imaginative enough she'd soon work her way thru option 2 and 3.
Samantha Chapman wrote:
Wino wrote:
Samantha Chapman wrote: Where's Maya? I expected her to be the first to be on here!!!
Bring it on!....... Let's have some real entertainment
Painkillers. Manipulation on my pressure points. Hmmm. Hadn't considered that. He can leave his guitar at home...no need for that....
Actually he can come and rub some Deep Heat into my back. That would be lovely.
LEAVING
NOW
Deep heat in your back eh? Smells a bit though doesn't it? Anyway, it's all heat and no.... (Check mail 2mrw)
I am officially cream crackered; so my real answer to the question will go with me to my bath and to my bed! I just can't keep up with the pace; Barristers tonight, Birmingham Royal Ballet tomorrow night (not dancing - obviously - just in case you wondered.....!?!); though I must say, A doesn't look too bad in tights..... I wonder what Barney looks like in tights.....? Carry this on Sam, I'll check it out tomorrrow!!!!!!! 'Night all!!! Get those t-shirts printed!
PS - have you ever been to a Ballet and seen Men in tights -ooh err; hmm, well, if you have then....... goodness me, you wouldn't invite your Mum would you really? Last year, having met one, I nearly dropped the dim sum onto a protuding part - it would have bounced some 12 metres into the air - believe me - I kid you not!!!! Mind you, if it had just come out of the fryer, that's not the only thing that would have jumped..........
I suppose I shouldn;t complain, normally guys WANT women to talk to them that way on the net :)
Horrible feeling I've somehow ended up as an honourary Angel here for startingthis.
Steve Campbell wrote:
LEAVING
NOW
Yeah, fook off You set the poll up but it's a girl thing now.
Actually, I wanted to vote for the top three options but it wouldn't let me. So, I went for unprintable option. Thought it would just about cover...um, everything.
Samantha Chapman wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote:
LEAVING
NOW
Yeah, fook off
Actually, I wanted to vote for the top three options but it wouldn't let me. So, I went for unprintable option. Thought it would just about cover...um, everything.
Oh no, don't let him get away with it that easily - he bloody started it.....make him sweat it out - I have never known Stephen to write so few words actually - c'mon Steve!!!! No backing out of this one - finish what you started - so to speak - obviously - no offence or anything.......:dead:
