old topic on females on this site

Bonzette wrote:

People used to give me a blank look, but they've come to realise that, really what i'm giving them is a unique present. They give me a knowing smile these days:)

Yeah, people give me a knowing smile, too. It's the "knowing that she's bonkers and it's best not to make sudden moves or look her straight in the eye" kind of smile.

"And today we're hunting the Novo Ordo Fannus. What a beaut, wild eyes and a long mane. Let's have a look at her habitiat, shall we? Shirtless pictures of Barney and Hooky, an electronic shrine to Steve and a book of Gillian's fashion 1980-2000*. Ooooh, she's barmy."

Steve Campbell wrote:

Complete of course with comedy bit of wire to hold it out behind you wind stylee.

There's an unnatural amount of telepathy over tcp/ip goes on on this site.

EDIT: you planning to go door to door in your later years Melly....big bag of copies of substance to give out?

EDIT EDIT: guy in work had pump panel mix on a cd...I brought in confused intrumental the next night....instant convert...like fuckin St Paul and the road to damascus....WOOOOOSH....and he's a believer.

I have a lot to learn in the ways of pimping, Steve. Oh but take me under your wing so that I might learn.

I'm actually hoping they'll (Warner's, the band, whomever bothers) put out a more definitive catchall at a reasonable price later on that'll be equally as impressive as Substance was for me when it came out. I've no shame in passing out cds if it brings more nuts into the foray.

And if they don't, I suppose my homebrew cds will have to suffice. I've got to start including interviews and concert quips on those things. The music is one thing but the comedy is quality, too.

Not many other bands I listen to have such a well developed sense of childish humor. :D

Gillian's fashion

2 words you don't see together often without phrases like (utter disregard of) being invloved.

More power to the girl, her 80's pics are a lot less embarrassing than many :)

melly (msh) wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

People used to give me a blank look, but they've come to realise that, really what i'm giving them is a unique present. They give me a knowing smile these days:)

Yeah, people give me a knowing smile, too. It's the "knowing that she's bonkers and it's best not to make sudden moves or look her straight in the eye" kind of smile.

"And today we're hunting the Novo Ordo Fannus. What a beaut, wild eyes and a long mane. Let's have a look at her habitiat, shall we? Shirtless pictures of Barney and Hooky, an electronic shrine to Steve and a book of Gillian's fashion 1980-2000*. Ooooh, she's barmy."

It's so true! At least we all know now- we're not alone, we're a bit nuts, ok, very nuts- for a worthy cause!

melly (msh) wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote:

Complete of course with comedy bit of wire to hold it out behind you wind stylee.

There's an unnatural amount of telepathy over tcp/ip goes on on this site.

EDIT: you planning to go door to door in your later years Melly....big bag of copies of substance to give out?

EDIT EDIT: guy in work had pump panel mix on a cd...I brought in confused intrumental the next night....instant convert...like fuckin St Paul and the road to damascus....WOOOOOSH....and he's a believer.

I have a lot to learn in the ways of pimping, Steve. Oh but take me under your wing so that I might learn.

I'm actually hoping they'll (Warner's, the band, whomever bothers) put out a more definitive catchall at a reasonable price later on that'll be equally as impressive as Substance was for me when it came out. I've no shame in passing out cds if it brings more nuts into the foray.

And if they don't, I suppose my homebrew cds will have to suffice. I've got to start including interviews and concert quips on those things. The music is one thing but the comedy is quality, too.

Not many other bands I listen to have such a well developed sense of childish humor. :D

it's the "two guys with mics" thing that causes it...any band with two so arm persons is doomed :) funky band I played in once had a fanbase consisting of girls who came to letch at the singer and blokes who came to laugh at me and him between songs. All I need to say is that he is MORE MENTAL than me, and instantly makes sane people he talks to go mental....he has half a government department here singing about "nosebeast", our mythical worm leader...singing a song I might add written by 3 wastrils at 7am! and sung in falsetto voices

Steve Campbell wrote: Gillian's fashion

2 words you don't see together often without phrases like (utter disregard of) being invloved.

More power to the girl, her 80's pics are a lot less embarrassing than many :)

I'm pretty fond of those sweaters she'd wear. Definitely took a cue there for my Sweater Rage 95' spree.

I keep thinking if she'd been really hip to 80's fashion, she'd be taking a lot more abuse from us for it. She managed to look like she'd just been called to the studio or a shoot or a concert while she was just futzing about being herself at home. No muss, no fuss.

The eyeshadow is what I best love, really. I think she always had pretty striking (in a good way) makeup for the time period, when everyone else I knew was going for this nasty frosted look.

re: nosebeast - I'm coughing up coffee just by the nature of the word. Are there any surviving recordings of this?

It's like one of those words from Dune...it can do damage.

OK...anyone downloading this.....it's at your OWN risk, if you end up thinking I'm a fucking retard, or you're reduced to a gibbering mess....you have no comeback ok?

this is the ONLY surviving recording, it's taken from a mangled tape recorded on a fucked tape deck that was on a speaker. The source is me "performing" the track to about 150 wasted people in a club in Belfast, using the eq and pitch control on the 4 track, some effects, and an entire skin full of alcohol. I played it as a joke, but like every time I do that, people fucking loved it, they were creaming and yelling and dancing their hole's off....and all I could think was "that's me and brad and anto...wankered at 7 am after playing worms for 12 hours. singing a song about one of our team captains, and they are dancing" in a loop without ever reaching any conclusions.

NoseBeast

worth stickin around to the end it does just get sillier and sillier.

Bonzette wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote:

normal wrote: Well Steve your forgiven - but do go and listen to them Dec 04 & I think it was April 2002 - you can soon find them in the archives. By they way if you still can't sleep 25mg phenergan always works for me. You can buy them over the counter at a pharmacist.

Downloading the show now (dec04 one).

I remember that stuff from when I was a kid, in liquid form....worth a try. Must say tho...red wine worked very well last night :D

Just in time then Steve! My white wine is in the freezer, and then another botle in fridge for later.

Started with a becks while it chills. Is anyone else joining us tonight??

Love to, but I'm too damn busy....

'sake anyone would think you were leaving the country our 'mantha

Samantha Chapman wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote:

normal wrote: Well Steve your forgiven - but do go and listen to them Dec 04 & I think it was April 2002 - you can soon find them in the archives. By they way if you still can't sleep 25mg phenergan always works for me. You can buy them over the counter at a pharmacist.

Downloading the show now (dec04 one).

I remember that stuff from when I was a kid, in liquid form....worth a try. Must say tho...red wine worked very well last night :D

Just in time then Steve! My white wine is in the freezer, and then another botle in fridge for later.

Started with a becks while it chills. Is anyone else joining us tonight??

Love to, but I'm too damn busy....

:( I miss you on here Sam! Understand how manic things are. Hope it's all going well!:)I'll have a dink (or two, or three- fuck it- pass me the bottle)for you in your absence.

Steve Campbell wrote:

'sake anyone would think you were leaving the country our 'mantha

I tell you, I'm going to win that 43 million quid on the euromillions and I'm going to become a tax exile.

In my dreams, obviously...

Bonzette wrote:

:( I miss you on here Sam! Understand how manic things are. Hope it's all going well!:)I'll have a dink (or two, or three- fuck it- pass me the bottle)for you in your absence.

Cheers Ems! :beer2:

Samantha Chapman wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote:

'sake anyone would think you were leaving the country our 'mantha

I tell you, I'm going to win that 43 million quid on the euromillions and I'm going to become a tax exile.

In my dreams, obviously...

Well put me down for a nice bass and a fairlight, and then get the BA's badges redone in precious stones ... classy mind you, no tack! not for these boozenlassen unt letchentarten (told you!)

Steve Campbell wrote:

Samantha Chapman wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote:

'sake anyone would think you were leaving the country our 'mantha

I tell you, I'm going to win that 43 million quid on the euromillions and I'm going to become a tax exile.

In my dreams, obviously...

Well put me down for a nice bass and a fairlight, and then get the BA's badges redone in precious stones ... classy mind you, no tack! not for these boozenlassen unt letchentarten (told you!)

Boozenlassen unt letchentarten...God, I've got to try that one out as well...

Should be 'und' instead of 'unt' though...C'mon Steve, get it right...

Sorry Miss Chapman, will study harder next time Miss Chapman.

BTW...I think I'v broken Melly. She's not been seen since that link to "nosebeast" went up.

Anyone else game to try?

Samantha Chapman wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote:

Samantha Chapman wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote:

'sake anyone would think you were leaving the country our 'mantha

I tell you, I'm going to win that 43 million quid on the euromillions and I'm going to become a tax exile.

In my dreams, obviously...

Well put me down for a nice bass and a fairlight, and then get the BA's badges redone in precious stones ... classy mind you, no tack! not for these boozenlassen unt letchentarten (told you!)

Boozenlassen unt letchentarten...God, I've got to try that one out as well...

Should be 'und' instead of 'unt' though...C'mon Steve, get it right...

You're going to have to give us tuition lessons over the net. Discount prices of course

You are on your secong glass of wine by the way

Steve Campbell wrote: Sorry Miss Chapman, will study harder next time Miss Chapman.

BTW...I think I'v broken Melly. She's not been seen since that link to "nosebeast" went up.

Anyone else game to try?

Just naswering phones and catching snippets of "special features" on the Young Frankenstein dvd

The mp3 really made me wish I'd been there.

melly (msh) wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: Sorry Miss Chapman, will study harder next time Miss Chapman.

BTW...I think I'v broken Melly. She's not been seen since that link to "nosebeast" went up.

Anyone else game to try?

Just naswering phones and catching snippets of "special features" on the Young Frankenstein dvd

The mp3 really made me wish I'd been there.

Is that like with a joke where "you had to be there to get it"? Like I said, it's a random joke track involving my singing in a VERY silly voice...the only truly remarkable thing was Rich elbowing me and pointing into the crowd....and I'm like "WTF are they dancing for"...every time I try to have a laugh at an audience's expense they love it (payback for years of liking NO maybe)

BTW you should all try and say nosebeast to at least five people a day, it'll make the world a sillier place.

Bonzette wrote:

You're going to have to give us tuition lessons over the net. Discount prices of course

You are on your secong glass of wine by the way

Glass? Before I gave up the demon drink in November (true), I would have been on my second bottle by now...

Tuition...Hmmm, great idea. Ten quid an hour (22 Swiss Francs). I can't go any lower than that - I have an expensive Swiss lifestyle to upkeep! :D

I've called a relative a nosebeast so far. This could get interesting as the day progresses.

melly (msh) wrote: I've called a relative a nosebeast so far. This could get interesting as the day progresses.

sigh, that's another smilie we need...."proud father" :)

we tell all the religious recruiters about nosebeast....we've hi so many mormons the poor sods must be back at the tabernacle wondering WTF is going on in this town.

You must learn this speech and use it ONLY on religious conversion units.... When stopped and questions, launch into.... "Before you continue, good sir, I feel I should inform you that I totally, completely and wholeheartedly believe in a giant worm called nosebeast who orbit the Earth and defends it frmo all harm. therefor, your religion and many others are utterly meaningless to me. (optional) I bid you good morrow friend in the name of the mighty nosebeast....praise be to the nostril creature"

Steve Campbell wrote:

You must learn this speech and use it ONLY on religious conversion units.... When stopped and questions, launch into.... "Before you continue, good sir, I feel I should inform you that I totally, completely and wholeheartedly believe in a giant worm called nosebeast who orbit the Earth and defends it frmo all harm. therefor, your religion and many others are utterly meaningless to me. (optional) I bid you good morrow friend in the name of the mighty nosebeast....praise be to the nostril creature"

"May I offer you a sampling of his Mighty Nose Offal, which we sacrifice daily to ensure good crop and a fine plonk turnout at the year's end."

There are going to be a lot of scarred and scared individuals who make their missionary rounds this season.

Nosebeast #2 was when my new kitten Bogart scampered off from me and I chased him around calling him "a little nosebeast". I think the word is a lot like the hiccups - strange enough to be used without thinking in a variety of situations.

Can I just ask something?

Shouldn't this thread be on BCD and not Digital Republic?

Aren't we going ever so slightly off topic, guys?

OK, I'll shut up and I'll go back to my msn messenger then...

Samantha Chapman wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

You're going to have to give us tuition lessons over the net. Discount prices of course

You are on your secong glass of wine by the way

Glass? Before I gave up the demon drink in November (true), I would have been on my second bottle by now...

Tuition...Hmmm, great idea. Ten quid an hour (22 Swiss Francs). I can't go any lower than that - I have an expensive Swiss lifestyle to upkeep! :D

Deal. We'll pay you from the Barney's Angels bank account! Preferred method of payment? Wire transfer/ net transfer/ cheque (steve will have to sign as he's da boss) or we can have the cash hand delivered by barney, dressed in black, via helicopter, speed boat, holding a complimentary box of milk tray, and some durex. Be sure to let us know!

So, when do our lessons start then? once payment has been received?

Why not drink anymore or is it an off the record thing?

Bonzette wrote:

Samantha Chapman wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

You're going to have to give us tuition lessons over the net. Discount prices of course

You are on your secong glass of wine by the way

Glass? Before I gave up the demon drink in November (true), I would have been on my second bottle by now...

Tuition...Hmmm, great idea. Ten quid an hour (22 Swiss Francs). I can't go any lower than that - I have an expensive Swiss lifestyle to upkeep! :D

Deal. We'll pay you from the Barney's Angels bank account! Preferred method of payment? Wire transfer/ net transfer/ cheque (steve will have to sign as he's da boss) or we can have the cash hand delivered by barney, dressed in black, via helicopter, speed boat, holding a complimentary box of milk tray, and some durex. Be sure to let us know!

So, when do our lessons start then? once payment has been received?

Why not drink anymore or is it an off the record thing?

Net transfer.

You can have Barney. I have lost my heart to another

The non-drinking is off record.

EDIT: It would have to be a SWIFT transfer, wouldn't it? Sterling to Swiss Francs...(Can't you tell I used to do this for a living?)

What, us behave?

D'ya think anyone ever gets really cheesed off when they realize they have a thread that's been overrun by nuts?

:p

melly (msh) wrote: What, us behave?

D'ya think anyone ever gets really cheesed off when they realize they have a thread that's been overrun by nuts?

:p

Well, not me personally (I was just wondering why I couldn't find this thread in BCD and it wasn't there!)

to try to bring it sort of back on topic:

Females on this site: are New Order fans.

Samantha Chapman wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

Samantha Chapman wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

You're going to have to give us tuition lessons over the net. Discount prices of course

You are on your secong glass of wine by the way

Glass? Before I gave up the demon drink in November (true), I would have been on my second bottle by now...

Tuition...Hmmm, great idea. Ten quid an hour (22 Swiss Francs). I can't go any lower than that - I have an expensive Swiss lifestyle to upkeep! :D

Deal. We'll pay you from the Barney's Angels bank account! Preferred method of payment? Wire transfer/ net transfer/ cheque (steve will have to sign as he's da boss) or we can have the cash hand delivered by barney, dressed in black, via helicopter, speed boat, holding a complimentary box of milk tray, and some durex. Be sure to let us know!

So, when do our lessons start then? once payment has been received?

Why not drink anymore or is it an off the record thing?

Net transfer.

You can have Barney. I have lost my heart to another

The non-drinking is off record.

EDIT: It would have to be a SWIFT transfer, wouldn't it? Sterling to Swiss Francs...(Can't you tell I used to do this for a living?)

Net transfer it is then! I'll get Lord Campbell to authorise the money. All above board and legal of course

Your heart is with another? off the record? i look forward to your e-mail young lady!

i hope he's guy that would be, ohhhh so lucky to have a top Angel like yourself