KILL THE COW!!! KILL IT!!!!
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Originally posted by Major Tarantino That's better.... die evil cow!!!
Oi, as an animal lover, I find it somewhat offensive that you want to kill a cow :\pissedoff:
Originally posted by Hooky Monster > Originally posted by Major Tarantino> That's better.... die evil cow!!!
Oi, as an animal lover, I find it somewhat offensive that you want to kill a cow :\pissedoff:
Look, its not a REAL cow. Its funny. Now go and abuse McDonalds...
Originally posted by live and let live > Originally posted by Major Tarantino>
Mister T, Mooo, respek to yooo.
Moo indeed. Moo.
Originally posted by Major Tarantino OK, so the cow killing was a tad offensive... what about a dinosaur instead?
Is this for the benefit of the OAP's on this site 
or does the dinosaur's image represent guitar based NO tracks, 'cos I know you whipper snappers don't like 'em :p
Originally posted by xxSpookiexx > Originally posted by Major Tarantino> OK, so the cow killing was a tad offensive... what about a dinosaur instead?> >
Is this for the benefit of the OAP's on this site or does the dinosaur's image represent guitar based NO tracks, 'cos I know you whipper snappers don't like 'em :p
It's good we can always rely on you fer a laugh Stevie Boy
BTW - the joke about the bus and the headphones was top class as well mate
Nice work, Major! Reminds me of one of the signatures that I used to have, from the Simpsons, where Troy McClure is talking to a kid in an educational film about the benefits of eating beef.
"Don't kid yourself, Jimmy, if a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you cared about".
'N hey, my dad raises cattle, and he used to have the meanest bull. One step inside the fence was enough to get his attention raised. I cared not a whit when he was put down.
Nice work, Major! Reminds me of one of the signatures that I used to have, from the Simpsons, where Troy McClure is talking to a kid in an educational film about the benefits of eating beef.
"Don't kid yourself, Jimmy, if a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you cared about".
'N hey, my dad raises cattle, and he used to have the meanest bull. One step inside the fence was enough to get his attention raised. I cared not a whit when he was put down.
Originally posted by Sparkly Sarah why is the cow evil?don't you think what you're doing might be just an ickle bit mean?
Moooo. Do i need to spell it out for you? Evil, pure evil. But quite tasty in burger form. 
Originally posted by Major Tarantino > Originally posted by Sparkly Sarah> why is the cow evil?> > don't you think what you're doing might be just an ickle bit mean?
Moooo. Do i need to spell it out for you? Evil, pure evil. But quite tasty in burger form.
it doesn't look evil to me. it looked a bit confused. and don't bring the moose into this!
Originally posted by Sparkly Sarah > Originally posted by Major Tarantino> > > > Originally posted by Sparkly Sarah> > why is the cow evil?> > > > don't you think what you're doing might be just an ickle bit mean?>
Moooo. Do i need to spell it out for you? Evil, pure evil. But quite tasty in burger form.
it doesn't look evil to me. it looked a bit confused. and don't bring the moose into this!
Mmmmmm moose burgers.... yummy!
Originally posted by Major Tarantino > Originally posted by Sparkly Sarah> > > > Originally posted by Major Tarantino> > > > > > > Originally posted by Sparkly Sarah> > > why is the cow evil?> > > > > > don't you think what you're doing might be just an ickle bit mean?> > >
Moooo. Do i need to spell it out for you? Evil, pure evil. But quite tasty in burger form.
it doesn't look evil to me. it looked a bit confused. and don't bring the moose into this!
Mmmmmm moose burgers.... yummy!
don't you dare disrespect the moose again! :violent2:
Originally posted by Sparkly Sarah > Originally posted by Major Tarantino> > > > Originally posted by Sparkly Sarah> > > > > > > Originally posted by Major Tarantino> > > > > > > > > > Originally posted by Sparkly Sarah> > > > why is the cow evil?> > > > > > > > don't you think what you're doing might be just an ickle bit mean?> > > > > >
Moooo. Do i need to spell it out for you? Evil, pure evil. But quite tasty in burger form.
it doesn't look evil to me. it looked a bit confused. and don't bring the moose into this!
Mmmmmm moose burgers.... yummy!
don't you dare disrespect the moose again! :violent2:
There's nothing left to disrespect, its in my stomach now. Deeeeelicious.
How very strange! Excited for a minute as I thought it was with reference to the Minogue bint. Ne'er mind.
Major perhaps it has a great deal to do with the number of shandies that were consumed over the weekend but must say I found the cow thing highly amusing! Well done you!
To wander off cow topic for a second we were wobbling round Snobs last night Sparkly Girlie - did't see anyone head to toe in glitter though! Mind you as the evening progressed it was difficult to simply see!
