If you had the chance to talk to Bernard,Peter,Stephen,Phil or Gillian...?
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Emma Peel wrote: I think I would ask them questions about the process of making music, and I would like to play music with them... or at least work on some lyrics together.
I'd prefer to be with Barney, though. Love you, Barney!
Mmmmmmmmmm, making sweet music with Barney 
My best line was to Stephen, when I was stood behind him watching Barney dancing with Doves and we both laughed at one of his 'moves'. I said 'Who taught him to dance like that?' and he said 'Well it definitely wasn't me!'
Few occasions I have come across Barney, I've never found anything intelligent to say! Hooky is a good and willing conversationalist!
I met the charming Mr Sumner ten years ago as he and Johnny were doing For You on TFI Friday at Riverside studios near Hammersmith Apollo.
He was having a quiet beer before going on to perform and I thought "it's now or never" so I walked up and said hi. He shook my hand! I asked him if Electronic would play any more gigs and he replied that it was down to Johnny and his commitments. I then asked him the $64,000 question: would the Order reform? He said he wasn't sure but would like to. I suppose we chatted for about ten minutes and I left the place about three feet off the ground. Tremendous.
I'd like to meet any of them though.
@Hooky: "Did you ever give that basta*d Bernard back that tenner he lent you in 1981?" :D
(Check Uncut's "Touched By The Hand Of God" interview from February 1999!)
I dream about talking to BERNARD but I think if I had the chance I would probably be spechless...so I could give him A
HUG instead or...
I doubt i'll ever have the luck to meet them, but if this would come to be, the lot as i really like them all (includin' Phil, he's a nice fella). Can't tell if i would be able to say anything pertinent, depending of the surprise... I suppose just chatin' friendly about everythin' and nothin'.
To be honest i dont know if id like to meet them,been a fan so long its very odd that i havnt met them cos its just the sort of thing that happens to me,but it might just spoil it so maybe thats fate. But if i was to meet them in a restaraunt id like it to be like a fast show sketch.
To hook:"long hair isnt fashionable no more,get it cut and act your age".
To cummins: "you aint gillian and never will be,plus you got ginger hair so fuck off".
To gillian: "you aint phil,you cant play a note and unless your gonna start wearing short frocks and low cut tops,fuck off".
To steve: "you dont fool me with that cheeky chappy persona,ill bet your the miserable influence aint ya,AINT YA(hold of his collar at this point).
To barney: i pull out a can of talcam powder and sprinkle it into my hand SMAAAAACK straight across his chops. "thats for shellshock ya twat".
i then run from the building hoping im not being chased hehehehe
