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25 May 2006, 00:15

We have a 10-80 out here, a truck on fire, we have a man on the lift. We are unable to find the switch to turn the lift off, can't stop the dancing chicken.

25 May 2006, 05:16

Who says America isn't capable of great culture?

25 May 2006, 05:20

Shellshocker wrote: Who says America isn't capable of great culture?

Even if the film director is German?

25 May 2006, 06:38

oldmonkey wrote:

Shellshocker wrote: Who says America isn't capable of great culture?

Even if the film director is German?

Oh well. We've still got the "History of dancing" guy. :\ohwell:

25 May 2006, 09:47

What the f**ckin 'ell is all that about?

God damn yanks,aintya got nowt better to do?

Obviously there is a jd connection,but a very sick one at that! :thumbdown:

:nuts:

25 May 2006, 10:10

All I know is we're gonna clean up at the Chicken Olympics.

25 May 2006, 18:46

Dude...

Here i am watching this video thinking NO will eventually be played. Very funny :)

26 May 2006, 06:31

David...what in the name of GOD are you doing to find THAT???

It frightens me...it really does!

26 May 2006, 15:19

The chicken is S T I L L running

26 May 2006, 15:26

first time i actually saw that. No wonder Curtis offed himself. :ignore:

26 May 2006, 19:00

OMG. My first time seeing that.

28 May 2006, 01:18

:eek: :clap: :rolleyes:

lol.....

I wasn't sure what to expect .......

28 May 2006, 06:22

ghost rider wrote: first time i actually saw that. No wonder Curtis offed himself.

nah more like "what crack head thought of that?"

28 May 2006, 06:42

a very talented chicken, oh yes. it even walked off stage properly at the end!

28 May 2006, 10:34

I think it was more of hot burning plate rather than the chicken actually being able to dance. It's like gangsters point the guns at peoples feet, say "dance" and start shooting at their feet.

28 May 2006, 10:37

Retroesque wrote: I think it was more of hot burning plate rather than the chicken actually being able to dance. It's like gangsters point the guns at peoples feet, say "dance" and start shooting at their feet.

Actually, I thought maybe the plate was rotating and the chicken was "dancing" to keep from falling over.

28 May 2006, 16:00

yes, america, a country discovered by the Spanish and Portuguese, settled and ruled by the British, freed by the colonist, and migrated to by Strozek, who abandoned his girl to truckers, his friend to jail, the chicken to dancing, and the offing his head at the end of a shotgun. ahhh, the immigrant - the dreamer, the inspired, the disillusioned - RIP