Gillian Gilbert - Sex Godess???

Originally posted by Kezzie I have had crush on Barney since I was 10 years old and saw the True Faith video - even at that tender age there something about his voice that made my knees go wobbly....Stephen just looks like Stephen Fry's younger brother.......I love Hooky..just not in that way....When I saw Gillian outside the 24Hr Party People premiere I was suprised at how good she looked - she's finally got rid of those terrible split ends! (But I still don't fancy her ;) )

oh good. cuz i was getting weirded out by the fact that i thought barney is very handsome(i can't say sexy. it's too weird comming out of me). i mean, he's old enought to be my dad! :\ohwell: his voice is part of his appeal too and i love his voice, next to bill callahan's.

stephen is handsome in that awkward way, but i never really had a crush on him. gillian, no offense, she looks a little too motherly at times.

oh, let's not forget ian...i think he's pretty handsome too. who didn't have a crush on him?

Yes.

Snucker, as long as he *isn't* actually your dad, i don't think you have anything to worry about. i'm in that camp too, it really is *all* about his voice, and the man is indeed about twice my age... ...but it's not *my* fault his voice has got even better over the years! ;)

Originally posted by Old Blue > Originally posted by But-tocks> > By the way does anybody know what car he is actually driving> in the WIM vid?

The question that really needs to be answered is why is he driving it wearing an Elvis costume?

I was wondering when someone would bring up the Elvis Presley costume Barney was wearing in this video.... My thoughts exactly! Why? What on earth was he dressed like that for? Never liked Elvis meself to tell ya the truth!! Fat greasy bloated past-it fuck! Ooopz...mustn't slag off Barney like that otherwise Kezzie darlin's gonna get nasty wi' me!!! :D

Kezzie and I have discussed this in a great ammount of deatail actually. Especially over text messages when one of us is watching a New Order video...

Bernard Sumner is a gift to all women. I have been quite unashamedly in love with that man since i was 12. There is someting about the combination of the cheeky smile, those big eyes, the "lost" look and the Salfordian accent. He has improved with age, like a fine wine... *sigh* He has no equal in my affections. (Simon Le Bon, Jacques Villeneuve and Adam Ant run reasonably close seconds though!)(ok i'll stop now!!)

Steve looks better now than he has ever done, but there is still the issue of his chin... not meaning to be personal, but i always think it would get in the way, so to speak!

Hooky... hmmmm.... yes i would. Kezzie is highly amused by mine and my mates (Annie and Cazza who were at the London piss up)theory on sex with Hooky. There is only one word for it... CARNAGE! He would rip any woman to shreds....Hooky dont, you'll make me damp!!!! raaaagh!

Gill too is looking rather fine these days, she looked partuclary good in that photo with them all looking at mirrors, when she had the black suit on and knee high boots.

Hope thats cleared some things up...

Liv

Originally posted by Liv Kezzie and I have discussed this in a great ammount of deatail actually. Especially over text messages when one of us is watching a New Order video... Bernard Sumner is a gift to all women. I have been quite unashamedly in love with that man since i was 12. There is someting about the combination of the cheeky smile, those big eyes, the "lost" look and the Salfordian accent. He has improved with age, like a fine wine... *sigh* He has no equal in my affections. (Simon Le Bon, Jacques Villeneuve and Adam Ant run reasonably close seconds though!)(ok i'll stop now!!)Steve looks better now than he has ever done, but there is still the issue of his chin... not meaning to be personal, but i always think it would get in the way, so to speak!Hooky... hmmmm.... yes i would. Kezzie is highly amused by mine and my mates (Annie and Cazza who were at the London piss up)theory on sex with Hooky. There is only one word for it... CARNAGE! He would rip any woman to shreds....Hooky dont, you'll make me damp!!!! raaaagh!Gill too is looking rather fine these days, she looked partuclary good in that photo with them all looking at mirrors, when she had the black suit on and knee high boots. Hope thats cleared some things up...Liv

not bad 'tall, Liv. and i too am highly amused by the Hooky Theory, although i have to say i personally... wouldn't. ;)

but the rest is quite dead on...and Jacques isn't bad at all, either, 'cept you have that pesky Dannii factor, which leads back to the Kylie factor, which leads altogether in a rather bad direction...

(er, i'm not very fond of Kylie...if you wondered. )

Originally posted by janaki > Originally posted by Liv> Kezzie and I have discussed this in a great ammount of deatail actually. Especially over text messages when one of us is watching a New Order video... > > Bernard Sumner is a gift to all women. I have been quite unashamedly in love with that man since i was 12. There is someting about the combination of the cheeky smile, those big eyes, the "lost" look and the Salfordian accent. He has improved with age, like a fine wine... *sigh* He has no equal in my affections. (Simon Le Bon, Jacques Villeneuve and Adam Ant run reasonably close seconds though!)(ok i'll stop now!!)> > Steve looks better now than he has ever done, but there is still the issue of his chin... not meaning to be personal, but i always think it would get in the way, so to speak!> > Hooky... hmmmm.... yes i would. Kezzie is highly amused by mine and my mates (Annie and Cazza who were at the London piss up)theory on sex with Hooky. There is only one word for it... CARNAGE! He would rip any woman to shreds....Hooky dont, you'll make me damp!!!! raaaagh!> > Gill too is looking rather fine these days, she looked partuclary good in that photo with them all looking at mirrors, when she had the black suit on and knee high boots. > > Hope thats cleared some things up...> > Liv>

not bad 'tall, Liv. and i too am highly amused by the Hooky Theory, although i have to say i personally... wouldn't. ;)

but the rest is quite dead on...and Jacques isn't bad at all, either, 'cept you have that pesky Dannii factor, which leads back to the Kylie factor, which leads altogether in a rather bad direction...

(er, i'm not very fond of Kylie...if you wondered. )

Never fear love, Dannii is now history, he came to his senses and booted the wench out! (raaaaaagh!!!)... she is going out with Craig Logan (who?) who used to be in Bros (ha ha!)

It gives me a warm feeling inside when people agree with my lust objects (be fair with my taste it doesnt happen often!)

I am starting to think though the way Kezzie and I go on that we are in fact soul mates... well Bernard soul mates anyway! :)

Liv

Hey there Liv....it's always good to see you being your usual hopelessly infatuated self on this forum ....... always makes me smile!! :\party: :\party: You and Kez are the resident cheery duo that's for certain!! Often when I click in here at night, I'm always disappointed when you ain't posting here, due to your more erratic movements of late......and I....um...DON'T mean THOSE erratic movements ok?...... shit!! .....I'm embarrassed I ever said that now..... :o

> > Never fear love, Dannii is now history, he came to his senses and booted the wench out! (raaaaaagh!!!)... she is going out with Craig Logan (who?) who used to be in Bros (ha ha!)> > It gives me a warm feeling inside when people agree with my lust objects (be fair with my taste it doesnt happen often!)> > I am starting to think though the way Kezzie and I go on that we are in fact soul mates... well Bernard soul mates anyway! :)> > Liv> >

hehehe...well, as long as you're going on about Bernard, i'm sure i'll more than likely agree. other elements of your lust objects, well...i've no idea. :D

as for Jacques and Dannii...i had known they split (whee, Formula One obsession...^^;;; shared with my boy as well; we've a happy house full of music, F1, and anime... ) , but i wondered if there were perhaps residual traces of her that might linger? although...perhaps that's silly of me. wasn't part of the problem with them that Jacques ended up paying more attention to his Playstation and his driving simulators than he was to Dannii....?

Jacques Villeneuve has been paying attention to a driving simulator?! You'd never guess by his on-track performance.

Talk about wasting good talent, he could have joined McLaren when he left Williams and been triple World Champion by now, but instead opted to cruise and collect in a BAR.

i don't care. though technically i'm heterosexual and male, i have always had a bit of a crush on 79-81 era barney. i would always look for girls who had glassy, mismatched eyes and hair falling slightly over one eye. no such luck. i like stephen's facial expressions when he is playing drums. gillian is a total badass, and i would be honored to sleep with her. i love hooky as well, but he is far too masculine to be sexy.

Originally posted by Liv Kezzie and I have discussed this in a great ammount of deatail actually. Especially over text messages when one of us is watching a New Order video... Bernard Sumner is a gift to all women. I have been quite unashamedly in love with that man since i was 12. There is someting about the combination of the cheeky smile, those big eyes, the "lost" look and the Salfordian accent. He has improved with age, like a fine wine... *sigh*

Couldn't have put it better myself!! :) Oh, and let's not forget his naughty sense of humour and fondness for partying.....and as we have discussed before...that certain way he has with a microphone ;)

You've GOT to buy yourself City Life magazine - the photo of him (looks like its from Confusion era) in there is soooo lush

Wondered when Liv would contribute the Hooky, shred ripping, making damp scenario!

Good to see you bab!

Do you reckon Barney would be gentle with you then Liv?

Hang on, wasn't this thread about why none of us wanted to shag Gillian ?

Did also ask uus gals to say what we thought but for the record i wouldn't shag Gillian either so my contribution is valid now! :happytongue:

fine then. i can't say i would either, but i still think she's quite attractive.

(and would say *someone* should, but...er...that's already been taken care of, so nevermind. ^^)

I'm with Liv & Kezzie here. Bernard is an absolute stunner, a fine specimen of a man and a feast for the eyes of any sane woman.

Originally posted by Caroline E I'm with Liv & Kezzie here. Bernard is an absolute stunner, a fine specimen of a man and a feast for the eyes of any sane woman.

And he has nice boobs!

Could someone dig out that photo and post it?

But seriously, folks, Barney getting his hair cut in the New Order Story video is sex incarnate.

Originally posted by Kezzie > Originally posted by Liv> Kezzie and I have discussed this in a great ammount of deatail actually. Especially over text messages when one of us is watching a New Order video... > > Bernard Sumner is a gift to all women. I have been quite unashamedly in love with that man since i was 12. There is someting about the combination of the cheeky smile, those big eyes, the "lost" look and the Salfordian accent. He has improved with age, like a fine wine... *sigh*

Couldn't have put it better myself!! :) Oh, and let's not forget his naughty sense of humour and fondness for partying.....and as we have discussed before...that certain way he has with a microphone ;)

You've GOT to buy yourself City Life magazine - the photo of him (looks like its from Confusion era) in there is soooo lush

er...you wouldn't happen to be willing (and able) to scan this up for us poor bastards who have no way of getting ourselves a copy...would you?

just, er, wondering. :D

Originally posted by Old Blue Jacques Villeneuve has been paying attention to a driving simulator?! You'd never guess by his on-track performance.Talk about wasting good talent, he could have joined McLaren when he left Williams and been triple World Champion by now, but instead opted to cruise and collect in a BAR.

you know, it really *is* quite sad. at first, it was really kind of cool that he'd show that sort of loyalty in sticking by his friend, but...eh...now he seems to have lost any trace of a plot he once had.

but hey, there's always Kimi Raikkonen. :D

(what was that Mika had said? "If you want to win, go with the Finn...?" )

WoW! What a response to my half-jokey type question! I always thought other New Order Fans were far too misrible to "look at them in a sexual way"! It's just such a shame they've all become such porky lard arses - except for stephen (he must work all the weight off thunping away at his drum kit.) Another question...On the CD of Low-life you get a diffent picture of each member of the band does anybody else do what I do and stick somebody other than steve at the front - on am I just very,very sad?

Originally posted by janaki > Originally posted by Liv> Kezzie and I have discussed this in a great ammount of deatail actually. Especially over text messages when one of us is watching a New Order video... > > Bernard Sumner is a gift to all women. I have been quite unashamedly in love with that man since i was 12. There is someting about the combination of the cheeky smile, those big eyes, the "lost" look and the Salfordian accent. He has improved with age, like a fine wine... *sigh* He has no equal in my affections. (Simon Le Bon, Jacques Villeneuve and Adam Ant run reasonably close seconds though!)(ok i'll stop now!!)> > Steve looks better now than he has ever done, but there is still the issue of his chin... not meaning to be personal, but i always think it would get in the way, so to speak!> > Hooky... hmmmm.... yes i would. Kezzie is highly amused by mine and my mates (Annie and Cazza who were at the London piss up)theory on sex with Hooky. There is only one word for it... CARNAGE! He would rip any woman to shreds....Hooky dont, you'll make me damp!!!! raaaagh!> > Gill too is looking rather fine these days, she looked partuclary good in that photo with them all looking at mirrors, when she had the black suit on and knee high boots. > > Hope thats cleared some things up...> > Liv>

not bad 'tall, Liv. and i too am highly amused by the Hooky Theory, although i have to say i personally... wouldn't. ;)

but the rest is quite dead on...and Jacques isn't bad at all, either, 'cept you have that pesky Dannii factor, which leads back to the Kylie factor, which leads altogether in a rather bad direction...

(er, i'm not very fond of Kylie...if you wondered. )

what is this? a diary? not that there's anything wrong with it...but wouldn't you'd be royally embarassed if a barney and co. read this thread? not that he ever would...

Originally posted by snucker > Originally posted by janaki> > > > Originally posted by Liv> > Kezzie and I have discussed this in a great ammount of deatail actually. Especially over text messages when one of us is watching a New Order video... > > > > Bernard Sumner is a gift to all women. I have been quite unashamedly in love with that man since i was 12. There is someting about the combination of the cheeky smile, those big eyes, the "lost" look and the Salfordian accent. He has improved with age, like a fine wine... *sigh* He has no equal in my affections. (Simon Le Bon, Jacques Villeneuve and Adam Ant run reasonably close seconds though!)(ok i'll stop now!!)> > > > Steve looks better now than he has ever done, but there is still the issue of his chin... not meaning to be personal, but i always think it would get in the way, so to speak!> > > > Hooky... hmmmm.... yes i would. Kezzie is highly amused by mine and my mates (Annie and Cazza who were at the London piss up)theory on sex with Hooky. There is only one word for it... CARNAGE! He would rip any woman to shreds....Hooky dont, you'll make me damp!!!! raaaagh!> > > > Gill too is looking rather fine these days, she looked partuclary good in that photo with them all looking at mirrors, when she had the black suit on and knee high boots. > > > > Hope thats cleared some things up...> > > > Liv> > >

not bad 'tall, Liv. and i too am highly amused by the Hooky Theory, although i have to say i personally... wouldn't. ;)

but the rest is quite dead on...and Jacques isn't bad at all, either, 'cept you have that pesky Dannii factor, which leads back to the Kylie factor, which leads altogether in a rather bad direction...

(er, i'm not very fond of Kylie...if you wondered. )

what is this? a diary? not that there's anything wrong with it...but wouldn't you'd be royally embarassed if a barney and co. read this thread? not that he ever would...

well, different people have got different things that they're comfortable with. i personally haven't said anything that i'm uncomfortable with, and intend to continue doing so. others take things further than me, and if that's fine by them, it's certainly not bothering me any.

:p

Dear Diary:

Today I daydreamed about Gillian again in biology class and wrote in my notebook over and over and over again, "Mr. Gnu Gilbert-Odor" until my pink pen was all out of ink.

Watched the Perfect Kiss video again four times in a row when I got home. Gillian is just so dreamy...and that icky Peter Hook gets to just stand there in his stupid mullet sucking his pick. I play bass. I could be in New Order.

And I have a studio with Macs and a drum machine. We could go solo. We could be The Other Two...and Gnu.

Gotta go.

just goes to show, you should never try to shatter the dreams of innocent children such as we. :D

well, this is quite the thread to start a weekend off with...

Someone here mentioned Gillian's "goth" look, which I think is fine with me

they guys in the band, well, seems the women are all over Barney, any surprize there???

Originally posted by dan trenor WoW! What a response to my half-jokey type question! I always thought other New Order Fans were far too misrible to "look at them in a sexual way"! It's just such a shame they've all become such porky lard arses - except for stephen (he must work all the weight off thunping away at his drum kit.) Another question...On the CD of Low-life you get a diffent picture of each member of the band does anybody else do what I do and stick somebody other than steve at the front - on am I just very,very sad?

we are not miserable, we just like miserable music! (well at least i do.) but i do agree, the members of new order are very unlikely people to lust over (at least to outsiders...outsiders can't even remember what they'd look like) um, i don't own low life, but i think i would stick somebody other than steve on the cover, cuz variety is a good thing. :)

Originally posted by Gnu Odor Dear Diary:Today I daydreamed about Gillian again in biology class and wrote in my notebook over and over and over again, "Mr. Gnu Gilbert-Odor" until my pink pen was all out of ink.

Funniest thing I've heard all day. What would Freud say about the color of your pen, eh? ;) :sex:

Originally posted by snucker what is this? a diary? not that there's anything wrong with it...but wouldn't you'd be royally embarassed if a barney and co. read this thread? not that he ever would...

I'm pretty sure if Bernard and the others ever read this they would be hugely flattered and then piss themselves...I wouldnt be embarrassed in the slightest...

As far as i'm concerned my love of New Order is all about the music, its just an added bonus that i fancy Barney...

Liv