false head, I'm calling you out

"example of usage: 'hey, look! its The Stevomatic, walking out of an adult movie theatre with blood all over his clothing!'"

For some reason, this sentence made me fall on the floor laughing my ass off.

In case you cared.

i'm glad i could make a difference in somebody's life.

I'm forever changed.

stephen always seemed like the shifty type, with possible connections to organized crime, snuff films and such

Part of the comedy of your example is that it's entirely plausible.

I bet in the 80's he was KGB...

that's why he always looks so uncomfortable. he's not a dork, he's a KILLER FOR HIRE!!!! and gill is a supervillain of some sort. she's that fucking cool.

Somebody should make a movie.