Phil Collins vs Peter Gabriel
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Sadly it has to be Phil Collins - his voice is so fookin wretched (and his drum solos so godawful) if he happened to do both - scream and thump the tubs - Peter Gabriel wouldn't stand a fooking gnat-shit in hell's chance, would he? Unless Gabsy miraculously manages to re-enact his Sledgehammer video and have Collins all cut up into plasticine ribbons at the click of a rostrum switch.....haw haw haw....
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anyway, so much for the digression, but WHAT DA FOOK ARE YOU DOING mentioning PHIL COLLINS (or Peter Gabriel for that matter) on a New Order forum???? I thought this sort of thing was punishable by being pelted with rotten fruit and veg in the village stocks by our Onliners....?
Stop this madness at once.
In a Celebrity Deathmatch rasslin' type thingy? Don't really care either way about those two. I'd rather see something like that annoying singer for Yes take on Lemmy.
If that Phil Collins came strolling down my street at 2 in the morning, slightly pissed from several shandy's in the pub, singing "When I'm feeling blue" and upsetting the neighbours with his horrible voice.....I'd say "Oi Collins NO, you might have had a bit of success in the 80's singing classics like "you can't hurry love" and played in both the Live Aid concerts, but you're now a sad little baldy bastard who supports the tories and still having songs played on my local radio station while I'm at work - FUCK OFF"
I'd like to take Mr Gabriel's "sledgehammer" and do some damage![]()
phill collins is not relevent any more. he's been banished to the horrid genre we know as easy rock.
the real question is, was he *ever* relevant? ![]()
frankly, i think it'd be entertaining just to watch them beat the crap out of one another, and i really couldn't care less who'd win.
'slong as it was a good, dirty fight to the death, i'd be a perfectly happy little girl. :D
Our next door neighbour plays Phil Cholic a lot you know. Can you imagine anything worse?
I get my own back by cranking up my Butthole Surfers.....if you know wot I mean... heh heh....
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Fook me, if my neighbours did that Hubey I'd go out in the middle of the night and trash their car and set it on fire!!!!!
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Anyone who still listens to Phil Collins records now deserves to be shot in the head, or at best, be stripped naked and forced to share a cell with that celebrated fudgepacker Jonathan King.
Originally posted by Grigori Rasputin, the mad mystic of Petrograd hell...Ginger Spice would whip both of these guy's candy asses!!!!
ginger spice...
Originally posted by Ian Curtis who'd have who in a ruck outside the Manchester Free Trade Hall?
Buster would have that pock faced monster No worries
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