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Mines gotta be Barney on the Taras vid trying to sing Temptation. It sounded like he hadnt even written the words for it yet!! Its hardly recognisable from the wonderous song it turned out into!! Have to say his singing is utterly dreadful as well! (though he does looked fucked out of his head!)

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The whole of that radio 1 live in concert thing.

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what Glasto '87 ?

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Yes

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I think the most embarrasing time I saw them was when they were doing that Radio 1 Live thing in a studio on TV in 1984 with that Mike whatshisface who had that copter crash. The one where they turned up late and Barney couldn't sing for toffee and everything sounded tinny. In a Lonely Place was particularly bad when Barney was telling Steve midway through the song "Faster Steve! Faster!" and poor old Morris quickened the beat. Yeah. That was bad. Although funny with Barney ripping the foam off the mike looking like he was going to kill someone.

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Originally posted by True-Faith Mines gotta be Barney on the Taras vid trying to sing Temptation. It sounded like he hadnt even written the words for it yet!! Its hardly recognisable from the wonderous song it turned out into!!Have to say his singing is utterly dreadful as well! (though he does looked fucked out of his head!) :nono:

He hadn't. They were three months away from recording it.

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There was one gig on the 84 tour, Gloucester, where Hooky made a complete horlicks of the intro to Leave Me Alone. He was playing it on the wrong string, and laughing as he was doing it. Steve was pounding away on the drums, poor Gillian didn't know whether to laugh or what to do, Barney just looked at him and started laughing - it sounded like a completely different song ! After about a minute he switched to the right string, and it started up properly. A classic live fuck-up of the best variety :)

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Originally posted by Zizou Zidane > Originally posted by True-Faith> Mines gotta be Barney on the Taras vid trying to sing Temptation. It sounded like he hadnt even written the words for it yet!! Its hardly recognisable from the wonderous song it turned out into!!> Have to say his singing is utterly dreadful as well! (though he does looked fucked out of his head!) > > :nono: >

He hadn't. They were three months away from recording it. That figures cause its so blatent that he's making it up as he goes along!! :lol:

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Originally posted by Jim Reilly Barney was telling Steve midway through the song "Faster Steve! Faster!" and poor old Morris quickened the beat.

I believe Barney was "speeding his nuts off" at the time, hence the 'faster' comments.. .

;)

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Rock Around The Clock 17.00 hrs (2 bob idea) BBC 2 + Radio One (in basement 4 studio) Saturday August 24 1984

      • it was sunny. very sunny.

Intro, Richard Skinner

  1. Sooner Than You Think (quite a good version)

  2. Age of Consent (barney fluffs intro, badly, very badly, hooky remains motionless)

  3. Blue Monday (barney's voice is now f****** shot, temper bordering hot to mild volcanic)

  4. In A Lonely Place (Barney is behaving like a spoilt little chappie now. Stevie was playing his f****** heart out. check the perspiration stains on the cheesecloth)

  5. Temptation f/w Hooky solo The Temptations My Girl (quite good)

Overall, they were S***

Richard Skinner proceeded to ejaculate into his neatly pressed waffles. (a fact) he adored them .

They were held up in trafic after playing in Portsmouth the previos evening. Certain equipment had been mislaid and they arrived at Radio One studio with leass than 40 minutes to spare. But who gave a hoot? cos this is what Rock'n Roll should all be about.

Below is the intended 30 minute set

  1. Sooner Than You Think
  2. The Perfect Kiss
  3. This Time Of Night
  4. Face Up
  5. Temptation

note: 1-4 would have literally been the first time most of us would have heard all the juciy fruits from the low-life recording sessions.

Why do I know this? cos I'm Ian Curtis

Remember! this was when they (neworder) took chances, proper chances on the live front (No £32 for the same f****** set 3 nights a running, yall)

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Most of the above is bollocks......

  1. Portsmouth was the night after, not before.

  2. They hadn't even written This Time of Night at this stage - it was written in December 1984.

Dead Pop Stars eh, what do they know ?

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The Barnster did go thru a period of always forgetting the words to Face Up both at the summer'87 tour and 6-8-10 gigs.

Though this was all part of the appeal, I suppose...

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Originally posted by Zizou Zidane Most of the above is bollocks......1) Portsmouth was the night after, not before.2) They hadn't even written This Time of Night at this stage - it was written in December 1984.Dead Pop Stars eh, what do they know ?

whoops, i'm in trouble. sorry mr WM sorry

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The live version of Special they did was pretty shit as well..

Shame really.

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This is probably not NO's worst or most embarrassing moment but is memorable ... I remember a part of the book 'From New Order to Joy Division' where they were talking about a club show that they did in America and Barney was in a very bad mood and said to the audience something like "Your just about the most unresponsive crowd we've ever played to. Yank Bastards" ... and "How does it feel to stand in front of a bunch of fuckin cunts like you" ....

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Originally posted by True-Faith The live version of Special they did was pretty shit as well.. Shame really.

Think it was just the mixing at fault? From what I remember you could just hear the beat and all the frail bits that sit on top were drowned out. Probably too 'fragile' a song to consider playing at an outdoor festival at 2am in the morning, or whatever it was..

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Originally posted by Zizou Zidane 2) They hadn't even written This Time of Night at this stage - it was written in December 1984.Dead Pop Stars eh, what do they know ?

Is it possible to write & record an album track then have it published on vinyl just 5 months later? Must've been a good couple of months before that, surely? And this is(was?) Factory we're talking about.. .

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"Special"? Didn't know they'd played this one live: where was it, guys?

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Originally posted by martin fradley "Special"? Didn't know they'd played this one live: where was it, guys?

Roskilde 93.

I'd recommend Roskilde to everyone! The women there are a cut above yer regular UK festival goers ;)

And the Scandies all carry bizarre 'Standards' (like the Romans had) down the front. Saw various ones for Dreams Never End, Ceremony, etc.

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Originally posted by martin fradley "Special"? Didn't know they'd played this one live: where was it, guys?

Roskilde Festival in Denmark, '93 Republic "tour"

Know what you mean about the fragility of this song Al, he cocks up the lyrics if i remember as well (nothing unusual there then!)

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Originally posted by Allen Jarvis > Originally posted by Zizou Zidane> > 2) They hadn't even written This Time of Night at this stage - it was written in December 1984.> > Dead Pop Stars eh, what do they know ?

Is it possible to write & record an album track then have it published on vinyl just 5 months later? Must've been a good couple of months before that, surely? And this is(was?) Factory we're talking about.. .

They wrote Love Vigilantes, TToN, Sub-culture, Elegia and Let's Go at the same time, all in the studio November/December 1984. They were all finished by the time it came to the January gigs. I remember reading an interview with Barney after the August gigs, when he said that they were in the studio at the end of the year to record the next album. I'll see if I can dig it out when I next go home.

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