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Blue Monday (if it wasn't for your big *##)

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I was going through some versions of Blue Monday and was wondering what version is the one where Barny sings...

"If it wasn't for your big penis i'd be a heavenly person today"

I remember the first time I heard it I was driving with my brother and we were listening to mix CD I made. When it played we both started to laugh so hard i almost had an accident.

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He's done that several times - it's either "my big penis", or "your big penis", or "big willie" or "big bollocks". He does seem to have a bit of a one-track mind!

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oldmonkey wrote: He's done that several times - it's either "my big penis", or "your big penis", or "big willie" or "big bollocks". He does seem to have a bit of a one-track mind!

...and a cock like the M1... :ignore:

Snorri xxx

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oldmonkey wrote: He's done that several times - it's either "my big penis", or "your big penis", or "big willie" or "big bollocks". He does seem to have a bit of a one-track mind!

He's male. Obviously.:shades:

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You're most likely thinking of the one from Reading '98.

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Aries wrote: You're most likely thinking of the one from Reading '98.

He's done it maybe 50 times though, so it could be any of a number of shows! True, Reading 98 is one of the more widely available.

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Why did he sing about it?

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|| | ||| 6217|| 8 || 3 wrote: Why did he sing about it?

how long have you been a fan? .... and you still ask that question. lol

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It was also on the Ayr 83 gig that Tim kindly put up.

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NOOLigan wrote:

|| | ||| 6217|| 8 || 3 wrote: Why did he sing about it?

how long have you been a fan? .... and you still ask that question. lol

he obviously has fantasies about male genitalia. would have thought he'd sign about tits and flanges myself but there you go.

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he does that as well!

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It's just a live thing; I don't think it's ever been done as a studio recording though...

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