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have you beenn drinkink dougal? aye ted like a mad eedgit

good mornimg evrybody peeps - its about 4 in the morning abd the shugster is a bit eworse for wear what a night, crystal lee combs version got played - severreal of usm ended up going back to some birds house for a vry late birthdayt party;) on the way there - we werer stopped by tyhe local caonstabularly - and warned underr section 5a of the law for singing too louudly, we wnet through a medly of tunes which includded such favourites a s I am the ressurectionn, tempyatioin, kinky afroi and of course the celtic song (quite a few times:ll: ) appaers we upset some locals with our bravado!! misraeble bastarsd!!! me and me mate dave are nowe currently finishing off thew last 2 beers, Dave says hello - and Newordrer are shite - he';;l get a slap in a minurte. anyways gotta buggerr off - having probs concenbtrating - love yess all newoder neworder newrder neworder

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Does he never learn? Sorry Jeff me ole mucker! but I agree it's a great name for a band espescially seeing as it means you're in breach of the peace "Oh what a night" as Frankie Valli would say, after an eventful night out in sheepshag land (Kettering) we came back to Corby for some birds 21st birthday party, on leaving the nightclub we decided to walk (you can never get a taxi when you want one) Somebody decided to start a kareoke;) (well it's better than stealing For Sale signs and putting innocent people up for sale) it kicked off with I am the ressurection - much to the girls amusement - only a couple of them knew it!! Then the Shugster and Dangerous Dave picked Temptation for a duet most people joined in for the "Oh you've got green eyes" part - they must've seen trainspotting Then it was time for Shug to do his Bez impression in the middle of the road, while singing Kinky Afro. Everyone was having a great time - so the party songs came out (Celtic songs - I was in a particularly good mood because Celtic won 5-0 yesterday and Rangers got beat 2-1 ) It was around this time, the local police arrived on the scene to give us "The Usual" "Look guys, you've obviously had a good night, so let's not spoil it by getting arrested, we are warning you under Section 5a which constitutes Breach of the Peace - so keep the noise down and you's will be okay" Then they proceded to ask us where we were going...it was around this time that the girls got a bit lairy (Have you got a big truncheon, how shiny is yer helmet.....) but for a change Officer Dibble took it in good spirits! Back to the party - great craic;) Got back here around 4 with Dangerous Dave to watch New Order - not too his liking (he likes heavy fookin metal!) but I had a couple of beers in the fridge - so that kept him happy Thought it was a good idea coming on here, but as you can see from the post above - it obviously wasn't I'd love to say this kinda thing won't happen again - but I'm sure you's all know me better than that

Cheers guys It'd be X-rated stuff that's fer sure - but as everyone knows - I'm too fuckin lazy - take today for example....woke up at 7am to go to work - thought FUCK IT - stayed in bed till 12 - and seen as I'm not at work - I'm going fer a nice relaxing game of Snooker with me pal Darren in half an hour Work is for tossers

Originally posted by Brendan Sun Your post has inspired me to call in sick tomorrow ... Might kick back, eat, drink and be merry while listening to New Order all day !!

Go fer it Brendan me ole mucker;) I am just back, after hammering me good pal Darren 7-5 Top break was a measly 38 - ach well, it was certainly better than being at work Phoned in to leave a message which went as follows.... "Please tell my boss I'll be back in tomorrow, the car broke down in Scotland last night on the way back from the Celtic game" - haven't used that excuse for a good 2 years -it always comes in handy!!

Originally posted by Grigori Rasputin, the mad mystic of Petrograd so shugster...is there any chance that we shall violate this here ordinance after Finsbury????I'm thinking the answer just might be yes...seeing as I will probably be...what's the word I am grasping for here??drunk????

Very probably Jeff, very probably:evil: