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Hooky's knob in the papers.

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It must be a slow weekend at both The Sun & the Daily Star!

Both these papers feature the story of Hooky catching his knob in his zip, a typical Barney quip has certainly flown over the head of the two reporters for the respective papers.

No fucking gig review in either paper either!

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:wtf:

can someone scan this in? :crazy:

:confused2:

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[orange]Ultramega[/orange] OK wrote: :wtf:

can someone scan this in? :crazy:

:confused2:

Get yer lazy arse to the shops ;)

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Boycott The Sun!

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whats that i hear? ah yes i think it is the story barrel being well and truly scraped

by the way, that is an awful picture of mon pere

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:laugh: :laugh:

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[orange]Ultramega[/orange] OK wrote: :wtf:

can someone scan this in? :crazy:

:confused2:

Wot, Hooky's knob? :eek3:

Snorri xxx

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horrible pic.

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For fooks sake - I bet you Barney was actually taking the mickey! :laugh:

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:abovelol:

So, Peter, how's your instrument ?

:evil4:

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I'll get killed for this, but I bet they were southerners, they just don't get northern humour, barneys problem with his back is its distance from the front!!!

I'll get me coat before the london order start on me!

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Oh my lands. Hee!

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Nick King wrote: For fooks sake - I bet you Barney was actually taking the mickey! :laugh:

Do you think that Hooky would have just smiled and nodded if something like that HAD really just happened to him?

Somehow I don't.

Did we NEED any more proof that the Sun is a fucking COMIC?

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the daily star & the sun? you get both of these shug?

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hennasarai wrote: Oh my glans. Hee!

:nod: Ouch

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hibster wrote: the daily star & the sun? you get both of these shug?

When you say 'get', do you mean 'does he understand both of these'?! :eek3:

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El Jarvo wrote:

hibster wrote: the daily star & the sun? you get both of these shug?

When you say 'get', do you mean 'does he understand both of these'?! :eek3:

Lots of pictures :nod:

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My god, they must be short of news, but then anything vaguely smutty...

Bet Barney made it up! I remember him telling another story about Hooky at the doctor's regarding his knob and what he had done to it!

Bad photo I agree, suppose that it represents the expression on his face at the time!

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Did they run the 'story'of why they were late back on in Liverpool?

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That's not a photo of Hooky in the article - it's that old Dingle bloke from Emmerdale....! :laugh:

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