Barney Lyrics shocker!!

I`ve decided that this is the way Here to Stay should have sounded like:

Today I went to the Eiffel Tower, I saw a girl, like a flower. She said she would like to talk, so i took her for a walk. Along the town we did go, Softly, softly, to and fro, Until i found that she`s a man If she cant do it, no-one can.

The dentist raised his hand, and pulled upon my teeth, I wanted to be sick, but i didn`t have a sheath.

The days have slowly passed, since i saw her last. The stain is on the floor, and i cant breathe anymore. (Whoo! OOH)

Shes gone now but shell be back She needs me like a railway track, The time is now, and im not gay Cos these are the words for "Here to stay"

Any ideas?

"Hooky to Stay" By New Order

What is this thing that i can see on the stage next to me

his stubbled face and waistline i'll shoooooooove his bass where the sun don't shine

(chrous)

Like a windmill with hiccups bouncing around like a nutter He'll play the wrong part with all of his heart Then he'll let out a smelly beer fart

Like a windmill with hiccups bouncing around like a nutter like a nutter like a nutter like a nutter nutter nutter

etc etc

Ha de ha you pair!

Try singing it along with the song... it works quite well.

I have done, and yes it does like I said

Stevie Boy I think I love you

Fecking inspired!

Liv

Originally posted by Liv Stevie Boy I think I love you Fecking inspired!Liv

Glad you like it. Love you too. :)

Major, you are brilliant.

Originally posted by janaki Major, you are brilliant.

Yes. I know. ;)

Originally posted by Major Tarantino > Originally posted by janaki> Major, you are brilliant.

Yes. I know. ;)

i need to learn to stop doing that. i made the same mistake when i met Tim Booth years ago. and he said the exact same thing...even signed a CD of mine in that exact way!

Which version, gents? It doesn't seem to be working with the 4:55 version.

Glad to see your typing, Liv! Smooch!!!

Shug, you are positively evil. good job.

and indeed, welcome back to Liv!

Originally posted by Major Tarantino Try singing it along with the song... it works quite well.

"windmill with hiccups" I thought I 'd heard that expression before - was it YOU who originally said that Major? Cos I pissed meself the first time I read that!!

By the way Major -

What's a "CHROUS"???

Shug, seeing as I probably won't be here again a double ha de ha for you

TBTHOG revisited

Nicked by the PC Plod.....

I was standing on the corner really off my face I'd done a tube of glue I didn't know it but the glue was copydex My brain just flew And now I'm feeling really sick And know I shouldn't be a prick But that's the way it goes And I cannot really see And I'm as fucked as I can be I'm bleeding from the nose

Then I was nicked..by the PC Plod I hadn't done it But of course I was ........ fuck this it's boring :)

Ah no Bagger it was good, you're just being a lazy old cloth cat ;)

By the way I shall be relying on you to keep me updated on life on the good ship orderline when I am gone :)

No probs duck.

Nobody does shite lyrics quite like Barney though - below are the original lyrics to Face Up, as sung at its debut performance, Bradford Caesar's Palace 19/3/84.....

There's no you, me and you, just the two of us

I hope I hope it's always been the same

I've known you since you were sixteen Between your legs I've always been

I prefer fur hats to hairy twats But your hairy twat is like a fur hat

Oh how I cannot bear the thought of you Being like we used to be Alone on our own just the two us

Now you left me all alone Desert my home my very own

Oh how I cannot bear the thought of you Living on my own Just the one I need Just feel me for the rest of my...

We talk of this but you took us down I like shagging you

but I also think you are a fucking fat cow You've got spots

I go to someone else I know Even though I love you I can't leave you alone like I know I should You've got a brain like a piece of wood

And oh how I cannot bear the thought of you Loving you like I used to do We're always meant for each other Brother, someone so like my brother

Oh you're gone such a long time now

It's been such a long time, I know It's been such a long time, I hope

For a long time now I've seen your face It's caused me very much disgrace You look like the Elephant Man That's just talking so I can

Oh how I cannot bear the thought of you Seeing you like I used to do I never knew it would come to this It all started from the perfect kiss! The perfect kiss! The perfect kiss!

Oh how I cannot bear the thought of you Oh how I cannot bear the thought of you, ooh

Oh how I cannot bear the thought of you Seeing you...

Poetry in motion....... :)

Wahey, ha de da Bagpuss!

Cue NME headline

Forget the Strokes, Bagpuss, Shuglet and Fac21 are the future cats of Rock and Roll...

Well, at least I thought mine was good

All great - though Shugsy's just wins the vote for me

Originally posted by Oh Look! There Goes The Laughing Martian Again!! By the way Major -What's a "CHROUS"???

A small cave dwelling in southern botswana.

Originally posted by ShugZV > Originally posted by janaki> Shug, you are positively evil. good job. > > and indeed, welcome back to Liv!

Cheers missus;) Where art thou Livster? She was here and gone before you could say "please don't release WIFM again"

Indeed.. her presence was more fleeting than HTS's liasion with the top40 charts... (ooohh i know that was cold, still serve London Records right.. !!!!)

Personally i'm very proud of:

his stubbled face and waistline i'll shoooooooove his bass where the sun don't shine

and it only took me 14 and a half hours to think it up!

you follks are just too much