Caption Contest! :lol:
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YES!!!
Stephen: Hey guys, doesn't this bring us back to Macclesfield in the good ol' days?
Bernard: ...S.T.F.U., Steve. Just... shut it...
Hooky: ...daft as a fookin' brush...
Sam: 
hooky saying to barney "piss off bitch tits",barney saying "mmm nice",steve saying "oh for fooks sake",and that anton cornflake bloke saying " zis ganga is very good yes" ? 
Spotnick wrote:
Hooky is recovering from a "No More Order?" question with: "What would you do to get away from 'Woo', naff journo?" Bernard is thinking: "I am soooo five seconds from saying 'Woo!' really loudly." Steve is about to say: "The things I have to deal with. Woo."
Anton, on the other hand, is in-the-dark. Probably for the best"! 
I just died when I saw that Garfield-the-cat smirk on Bernard's face though, priceless.
melly wrote:
Spotnick wrote:
Hooky is recovering from a "No More Order?" question with: "What would you do to get away from 'Woo', naff journo?" Bernard is thinking: "I am soooo five seconds from saying 'Woo!' really loudly." Steve is about to say: "The things I have to deal with. Woo."
Anton, on the other hand, is in-the-dark. Probably for the best"!
I just died when I saw that Garfield-the-cat smirk on Bernard's face though, priceless.
Hooky: "Spill any of that on my expensive jacket and I'll kick you in the bollocks, ya Dutch git!"
Steve: "He really will, you know."
Barney: "Zzzzzzzzz"
Barney in all the pics.......
"my lips are smiling, but look at my eyes, can't you see I want to stab you all in the face! CUNTS!"
Hooky: "this is as close I ever want to be to you again you miserable fuck"
Steve "..............................................."
(his internal metronome, unphased and flawless as ever)
Hooky and Anton Cokecan take a break from their busy schedule of making films, DJing and gigging to unveil the new Barney and Steve Waxwork dummy at Madame Toussards.
When asked what he thought of the new exhibit, Hooky said "It's shit. They don't look Human at all"
Anton said something but it was in Dutch and nobody understood it.
Barney and Steve were unable to attend as Thursday is their signing-on day.
BIGINOIL wrote:
When asked what he thought of the new exhibit, Hooky said "It's shit. They don't look Human at all"
Anton said something but it was in Dutch and nobody understood it.
Barney and Steve were unable to attend as Thursday is their signing-on day.
Hope they got home in time to cash thier giros, PO shuts at 12:30 on a Saturday
Spotnick wrote:
Hooky is standing on an orange box about three foot in front of the others.
He's actually only four foot eight in his cuban heels.
Fact 
Barney completely misunderstands the phrase 'body double' and turns up with a body that is double the size of everyone elses.
Eee, it's nice here innit?
No, that's down the coast a bit. My yacht's parked there.
Can I come and see it?
No, you can fuck off. That yacht is MY SPACE!
(Do I win £40?)
Divorce negotiations complete:
Barney holds on to his beloved autocue. Steve keeps his drum kit (and Gillian). Despite the best efforts of his legal team, Hooky gets custody of the Vikings!
Was coincidence or Hooky prefered to be far from Bernard on that pictures? 
Life is a yacht, isn't it? 
Spotnick wrote:
Thanks to Mr No more f*** saucade
ooooowwww hoooooowwww much high is Sam Reily ? 2 m ? (i can't say it in inches, sorry)
A part ça,ils sont mignons...
Spotnick wrote: Another one:
"If someone else asks me about New Order again, I'm going to snap"
looks like he's tweaking.
Bernard: Steve, ask 'ooky what he thought of the film. Hooky: Steve, tell Behnerd that it was all double dutch to me.
Anton: Vier broodjes en pindakaasdank; en kan ik een andere verbinding ook hebben?
Barney, Steve,wtf? Hooky Lover-ley :)
Snorrimon wrote:
Spotnick wrote:
"Gottle o' geer"
Snorri xxx
"..Vill you shtop calling me Lord Charlesh,pleash Peter."
:D
MIMX wrote: Anton: Vier broodjes en pindakaasdank; en kan ik een andere verbinding ook hebben?
Barney, Steve,wtf? Hooky Lover-ley :)
honestly, I've no idea what you mean with that
"verbinding" ?!?
Hooky: 'I hope he doesn't spill that on me....or else I'll....Oops, I gotta be nice today.'
Anton: 'I'm here, they're here, and hopefully here to stay.'
Stephen: 'Please camera person, take our damn picture.'
Bernard: 'I'm smiling at the moment, but I'd actually really love to take a sip at my drink, all right? Then I'd be smiling even more.'
Ils sont super élégants, non ? (translate for me or look in your dictionnary ,just for one time)
JL: "Any'ow Corby.. hic.. all I ish shayin' ish I could've done this Tony Curtis bloke wif a bit more.. swagger.. hic "
AC: "Zat's goot my friend, maybe I let you play Davy Gahan in my next moofie?"
BS: Reckon I know this bloke. Is he famous? 'Ooky reckons ask 'im 'ow's his nanny... Need a bit a' help with the tykes, so I just might...
:\pimp3:
Barney: Hang on, let me put on my glasses so I can read the autocue to respond to the interviewer's questions
Hooky: I thought that was an autocue over there
Barney: Now I can read the autocue
Hooky: Oo-er, I can't be seen with him reading off an autocue in public
Hooky's jaw looks seriously crazy in most of these premiere photos. I haven't seen a jaw like that since a drum n' bass rave. 
Barney: Alright Hooky, smile decent for once.
Hooky: I'll smile how I want to, you autocue-readin' twat.
Barney: Just smile for the fookin' camera.
Hooky: I AM, YOU CUNT!!
Steve: Children, the camera is this way.
Sam: Alright gang, smile!
Spotnick wrote: Another one:
ANTON!,ANTON!, DONT LET GO,SOME FUCKER'S SPIKED MY MINERAL WATER WITH KETAMIN
Is it just me or is the whole 'split' thing starting to seem a bit 'Spinal Tap'?
I reckon Barny's saying "Well, I’m sure I’d feel much worse if I weren’t under such heavy sedation, but still in all, I mean you’ve got to be realistic about this sort of thing, you know...."
Crew Member of Space Ship Earth wrote: Barney to Hooky "Is that shirt from the Digi Mike Summer Range?" :)
So Hooky's been living in your Shed, Mike?
Snorri xxx
Niiiiice! 