Caption Contest! :lol:
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YES!!!
Stephen: Hey guys, doesn't this bring us back to Macclesfield in the good ol' days?
Bernard: ...S.T.F.U., Steve. Just... shut it...
Hooky: ...daft as a fookin' brush...
Sam: ![]()
hooky saying to barney "piss off bitch tits",barney saying "mmm nice",steve saying "oh for fooks sake",and that anton cornflake bloke saying " zis ganga is very good yes" ? ![]()
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Spotnick wrote:
Hooky is recovering from a "No More Order?" question with: "What would you do to get away from 'Woo', naff journo?" Bernard is thinking: "I am soooo five seconds from saying 'Woo!' really loudly." Steve is about to say: "The things I have to deal with. Woo."
Anton, on the other hand, is in-the-dark. Probably for the best"! ![]()
I just died when I saw that Garfield-the-cat smirk on Bernard's face though, priceless.
melly wrote:
Spotnick wrote:
Hooky is recovering from a "No More Order?" question with: "What would you do to get away from 'Woo', naff journo?" Bernard is thinking: "I am soooo five seconds from saying 'Woo!' really loudly." Steve is about to say: "The things I have to deal with. Woo."
Anton, on the other hand, is in-the-dark. Probably for the best"!
I just died when I saw that Garfield-the-cat smirk on Bernard's face though, priceless.
Hooky: "Spill any of that on my expensive jacket and I'll kick you in the bollocks, ya Dutch git!"
Steve: "He really will, you know."
Barney: "Zzzzzzzzz"
Barney in all the pics.......
"my lips are smiling, but look at my eyes, can't you see I want to stab you all in the face! CUNTS!"
Hooky: "this is as close I ever want to be to you again you miserable fuck"
Steve "..............................................."
(his internal metronome, unphased and flawless as ever)

Hooky and Anton Cokecan take a break from their busy schedule of making films, DJing and gigging to unveil the new Barney and Steve Waxwork dummy at Madame Toussards.
When asked what he thought of the new exhibit, Hooky said "It's shit. They don't look Human at all"
Anton said something but it was in Dutch and nobody understood it.
Barney and Steve were unable to attend as Thursday is their signing-on day.
BIGINOIL wrote:
Hooky and Anton Cokecan take a break from their busy schedule of making films, DJing and gigging to unveil the new Barney and Steve Waxwork dummy at Madame Toussards.
When asked what he thought of the new exhibit, Hooky said "It's shit. They don't look Human at all"
Anton said something but it was in Dutch and nobody understood it.
Barney and Steve were unable to attend as Thursday is their signing-on day.
Hope they got home in time to cash thier giros, PO shuts at 12:30 on a Saturday
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Spotnick wrote:
barny has just squeezed cheese, while thinking! this will teach you to split the band in yer blog y'git", steve has just realised what barney has just done, and hooky is saying" as soon as this photographer has gone am gonna twat yer", anton is in la la land
Hooky is standing on an orange box about three foot in front of the others.
He's actually only four foot eight in his cuban heels.
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Barney completely misunderstands the phrase 'body double' and turns up with a body that is double the size of everyone elses.

Eee, it's nice here innit?
No, that's down the coast a bit. My yacht's parked there.
Can I come and see it?
No, you can fuck off. That yacht is MY SPACE!
(Do I win £40?)

Divorce negotiations complete:
Barney holds on to his beloved autocue. Steve keeps his drum kit (and Gillian). Despite the best efforts of his legal team, Hooky gets custody of the Vikings!
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Was coincidence or Hooky prefered to be far from Bernard on that pictures?
Life is a yacht, isn't it? ![]()
Spotnick wrote:
Thanks to Mr No more f*** saucade
ooooowwww hoooooowwww much high is Sam Reily ? 2 m ? (i can't say it in inches, sorry)
A part ça,ils sont mignons...![]()


