IN 25 MINS IT WILL BE MY ELDEST SONS BIRTHDAY.THE SAME RITUAL AS LAST YEAR.HAPPY BIRTHDAY BLAH BLAH.OPEN YOUR PRESENT. SON TO ME "AS LONG AS IT AINT NEW ORDER RELATED" DAD TO SON "BUT THIS IS A RARE ITEM". YEP I BOUGHT HIM FAC 53 ,YELLOW COVER WITH NEW ORDER IN TOP LEFT HAND CORNER. SON THROWS A NARK AND I EVENTUALLY GET THE PRESENT HE DOESNT WANT. LAUGH...I NEARLY GOT A JOB.
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Damn, nearly spit my beer out. Pretty funny stuff. What would you've done if he'd decided to keep it for himself?
FOR MILLENIUM XMAS HE GOT NUMBER 50 MINT CONDITION
SUBSTANCE PROMO DOUBLE ,GATEFOLD SLEEVE,HE IS STILL PLAYING WITH THE WRAPPER......... CHILD ABUSE BEGINS AT HOME
Me fookin stomach's killing me mate - you should audition for TV mate
GREEN I WOULD HAVE PACKED HIS BAG,I HAD BEEN MARRIED TWICE BY HIS AGE.EVERY TIME I FETCH A GIRL BACK NOW HE THROWS A BAG OF WASHING AT THEM,WHEN THEY ASK WHY HE SAYS.... "THATS WOT MUMS ARE FOR" ITS HOW U BRING EM UP THAT COUNTS ..... ROCKET TRIED HIS BEST AND MARSH
GREEN I WOULD HAVE PACKED HIS BAG,I HAD BEEN MARRIED TWICE BY HIS AGE.EVERY TIME I FETCH A GIRL BACK NOW HE THROWS A BAG OF WASHING AT THEM,WHEN THEY ASK WHY HE SAYS.... "THATS WOT MUMS ARE FOR" ITS HOW U BRING EM UP THAT COUNTS ..... ROCKET TRIED HIS BEST AND MARSH
Rocket Man!!!
you frigging make me laugh so hard, my uterus is now lying on the ground!!!!
Thanks man!
dad thanks for my extra special present..yes you guessed it "THE FACTORY,THE CASSETTE AND THE DISC.(A MODERNIST FAIRYTALE)"......a price list from the RECORD PEDDLAR 20a SWAN ST MANCHESTER circa 1990. YOU'VE GOT TO SPOIL EM.... ROCKET MICK......JUST WAIT TILL THE PARTY STARTS I'M DJING "SON I WAS THIRTY I ONLY WENT WITH YOUR MOTHER COS SHES DIRTY"....... BITCH LEFT ME THOUGH ,I WONDER WHY?
Originally posted by Rocket Mick dad thanks for my extra special present..yes you guessed it"THE FACTORY,THE CASSETTE AND THE DISC.(A MODERNIST FAIRYTALE)"......a price list from the RECORD PEDDLAR 20a SWAN ST MANCHESTER circa 1990.YOU'VE GOT TO SPOIL EM....ROCKET MICK......JUST WAIT TILL THE PARTY STARTS I'M DJING"SON I WAS THIRTY I ONLY WENT WITH YOUR MOTHER COS SHES DIRTY".......BITCH LEFT ME THOUGH ,I WONDER WHY?
Sorry to hear that Mick, hope you are ok, by the way i got your cd's yesterday, fucken loving them, i'll send you an email when i have time and i've listened to all the tracks. Thanks mate. 
Best thread in ages! Now I know why I keep coming back here everyday...and it ain't the ambience!
Originally posted by ShugZV© Whatever happened to the FUNNY Rocket? Bring im back:D CLASSIC THREADS #1
Who the fcuk keeps bringing these OLD posts back?
Originally posted by Spike me and uh some other peeps lol
Trust you SPIKE or should this read TRUSS U SPIT?
Originally posted by Rocket Mick > Originally posted by Spike> me and uh some other peeps lol
Trust you SPIKE or should this read TRUSS U SPIT?
Twas me who brought this topic back up - can you not read you senile old get? Answer yer MSN Messenger as well.....it's me;)
Originally posted by ShugZV© > Originally posted by Rocket Mick> > > > > > > Originally posted by Spike> > me and uh some other peeps lol>
Trust you SPIKE or should this read TRUSS U SPIT?
Twas me who brought this topic back up - can you not read you senile old get? Answer yer MSN Messenger as well.....it's me;)
FCUK OFF you tight bast and give us a ring via LANDLINE.
Originally posted by Rocket Mick > Originally posted by ShugZV© > Originally posted by Rocket Mick> > > > > > > Originally posted by Spike> > me and uh some other peeps lol>
Trust you SPIKE or should this read TRUSS U SPIT?
Twas me who brought this topic back up - can you not read you senile old get? Answer yer MSN Messenger as well.....it's me;)
FCUK OFF you tight bast and give us a ring via LANDLINE.
I will give you a shout later on Baldy
