I'd read this before but mentally blocked it. Read it again today while New Order Browsing - I just had this image of Hooky standing in the corner screaming 'Come on!!'
Please, don't ask why I read it again. I just don't know... :(
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I've read that somewhere before, years ago.It was on a Bernard Sumner website around 1999.Indeed wtf
AAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!
W, as has already been asked, TF!!!!!
someone needs to either keep their weirdo wank fantasies to themselves, or have their balls deep fried, I don't care either way as long as the world never has to deal with that story.
Well, that is something I should have taken warning from the others and not partly read.....you should be flogged just for posting that here! WTF!
*lol* anyone want to risk their luck trying to flog me? 
It's New Order related and some people may not have seen it. SOME people here may even have enjoyed it. What I want to know is who WROTE it and even more, WHY??? 
Johnny wrote:
NOOLigan wrote: I believe that used to be available here.
What did? Gay sex?
The story you Dafty, as Maya would put it. 
It was here, but it is empty now.
Johnny wrote: I've read that somewhere before, years ago.It was on a Bernard Sumner website around 1999.Indeed wtf
It's on Waterrat's site as well 
some people's imagination huh 
FUCK!!! I could only read the first few lines before I felt like vomiting! Shit... that's disgraceful
Razed In A New Division Of Agony wrote: WHAT THE FUCK.
W in the good name of all that's common-sensible TF indeed. 
I only read one paragraph and with that I make the following request:
Steve, run that scary story over with your tank, will ya?
Chris Nash wrote: I'd read this before but mentally blocked it. Read it again today while New Order Browsing - I just had this image of Hooky standing in the corner screaming 'Come on!!'
Please, don't ask why I read it again. I just don't know... :(
Chris, you'll be pleased to know that among other stories there is now a sleepover sequel
James Thomas wrote:
Chris Nash wrote: I'd read this before but mentally blocked it. Read it again today while New Order Browsing - I just had this image of Hooky standing in the corner screaming 'Come on!!'
Please, don't ask why I read it again. I just don't know... :(
Chris, you'll be pleased to know that among other stories there is now a sleepover sequel
Oh god....Not again....
Who is the saddo who is writing this stuff???? 
I'd think you were an arse Jeff...
Whoever is posting that crap is likely to get sued pretty soon. And I'm not talking about Barney's wife...
does it have the word awesome? if not, I can't be guilty...
I guess I should go have a look...
oh come the fuck on people...it's not that terrible...or has living in Austin made me too fucking liberal??
hell, I even got a few chuckles out of that...
I loved this line...
Neil also put in Bernard's beloved teddy bear.
bless, was that the inspiration behind the bear in the 60 mph vid, or do you reckon it was the other way around?
Someone has a vivid imagination! That's all I can say really. Whether it's actionable is another matter...
James Thomas wrote:
Chris Nash wrote: I'd read this before but mentally blocked it. Read it again today while New Order Browsing - I just had this image of Hooky standing in the corner screaming 'Come on!!'
Please, don't ask why I read it again. I just don't know... :(
Chris, you'll be pleased to know that among other stories there is now a sleepover sequel
Damnit. Damnit. Damnit. Damnit. Damnit.
Steve darlin', get yer tank. There's somethin' I need you to run over...
