Just wondered if anyone on here has read any of Keith Allen's autobiography (I'm going to buy it when I head back to the UK and it's out in paperback and in a HMV 3 for a tenner sale), I'm curious about what he's written about recording 'World In Motion' and meeting the band
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lilyallen says she doesn't like being a celebrity.then don't make anymore music youdumb twat and stfu.
I'll pick it up when it eventually makes it into paperback. Bet he's got some right good stories.
JG's already flicked. There's apparently a couple of anecdotes about one Bernard Sumner and some greatbigfat lines of cha-cha! 
I quite like Keith Allen,
think ive just found my reading material for the plane, when i go on holiday
gazman wrote: I quite like Keith Allen,
think ive just found my reading material for the plane, when i go on holiday
It's still in hardback only, bit weighty for a plane.
I just read Garrincha's biography on me hols. Now that's a proper book - puts today's footballers' exploits to shame. Quality player, and very much a bit of a boy by all accounts.
Only unnerving thing is they have to mention the size of his cock every 5 pages! 
El Jarvo wrote:
gazman wrote: I quite like Keith Allen,
think ive just found my reading material for the plane, when i go on holiday
It's still in hardback only, bit weighty for a plane.
I just read Garrincha's biography on me hols. Now that's a proper book - puts today's footballers' exploits to shame. Quality player, and very much a bit of a boy by all accounts.
Only unnerving thing is they have to mention the size of his cock every 5 pages!
"Unnerving"?
Just how big is it????
This is why Garrincha cocks unerve me.
I got Maradonna's autobio.
Not got round to reading it yet.
Still reading Calzaghe's at the mo
Doctor Clayhead wrote: Just how big is it????
Ten inches, but he was only a little lad.
These Brazilian footballers - lovely line in chat-up! He used to lie in bed nursing an erection waiting for the chambermaid coming in at each hotel they went to. Apparently he was enough of a cheeky chap that they wouldn't take too much offence if they weren't interested.
Like to see him try that if he'd just been a plumber and not a World-Cup Winning footballer, mind! 
Oh, and he lost his virginity to a goat. It was the norm in his village at the time, apparently.
El Jarvo wrote:
Doctor Clayhead wrote: Just how big is it????
Oh, and he lost his virginity to a goat. It was the norm in his village at the time, apparently.
Best 10 inches of prime Brazilian that goat ever had, mind.
El Jarvo wrote:
Oh, and he lost his virginity to a goat. It was the norm in his village at the time, apparently.
Didnt Pele lose his to a bloke 
*Animadversion* wrote: lilyallen says she doesn't like being a celebrity.then don't make anymore music youdumb twat and stfu.
For someone who doesn't like celebrity,she likes to tell the media The World According to Lily Allen...or Lily Allen Doesn't Like Celebrities. Not half as likeable as her dad.
