Jack, please get your Dad back in the band. I'll get you a pint.
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i'll second that I am from Brooklyn and if NO would get back together it would mean the world to mean , I would buy 3 copies and leave the other two unopened that's how much i like them
The whole of New Order should get a pint if they get back together.. perhaps they should discuss their future over a pint.. might help?
Nick probably said:
'FFS, leave the poor bugger to himself, it's not his decision, let him get on with his own life. Bet he wished he'd never joined this sodding site, the amount of hassle he must get from idiots making stupid requests - have some respect and leave the poor lad alone'
Well, that's what I'd have said anyway... 
Hey Jack, while you're at it, would you mind bringing peace to the Middle East?
Now there's a good lad....
You cheap bastards! Is a pint all it's worth to you?! I'll buy them each a keg! 
Cheapskates!
nmc wrote: The whole of New Order should get a pint if they get back together.. perhaps they should discuss their future over a pint.. might help?
That's not gonna help! Hooky's tee-total now, isn't he?!
Actually, that might just be the problem ... never ever trust a man who doesnae drink! 
Chris Nash wrote: Nick probably said:
'FFS, leave the poor bugger to himself, it's not his decision, let him get on with his own life. Bet he wished he'd never joined this sodding site, the amount of hassle he must get from idiots making stupid requests - have some respect and leave the poor lad alone'
Well, that's what I'd have said anyway...
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Chris Nash wrote: Nick probably said:
'FFS, leave the poor bugger to himself, it's not his decision, let him get on with his own life. Bet he wished he'd never joined this sodding site, the amount of hassle he must get from idiots making stupid requests - have some respect and leave the poor lad alone'
Well, that's what I'd have said anyway...
I can't believe there are people on here who think that I was making a serious offer! I am quite sure Jack will realise my tongue was firmly in cheek, so spare him the pity. Get a grip, guys!
Anyway, he's not old enough to drink yet
Doctor? wrote:
Chris Nash wrote: Nick probably said:
'FFS, leave the poor bugger to himself, it's not his decision, let him get on with his own life. Bet he wished he'd never joined this sodding site, the amount of hassle he must get from idiots making stupid requests - have some respect and leave the poor lad alone'
Well, that's what I'd have said anyway...
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Do you wanna borrow my trusty white charger, you boys? :p
In truth, any other 17 year old would've been run out of town by now for even breathing the words Pearl Jam! 
Oh, at while your at it Jack can you do these things too:
- Post tomorrows winning lottery numbers.
- Have all 5 horny/desperate Girls Aloud stay at mine tonight.
King John Honest John wrote: Oh, at while your at it Jack can you do these things too:
- Post tomorrows winning lottery numbers.
- Have all 5 horny/desperate Girls Aloud stay at mine tonight.
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and girls aloud will be there at 19:30
El Jarvo wrote:
Doctor? wrote:
Chris Nash wrote: Nick probably said:
'FFS, leave the poor bugger to himself, it's not his decision, let him get on with his own life. Bet he wished he'd never joined this sodding site, the amount of hassle he must get from idiots making stupid requests - have some respect and leave the poor lad alone'
Well, that's what I'd have said anyway...
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Do you wanna borrow my trusty white charger, you boys? :p
In truth, any other 17 year old would've been run out of town by now for even breathing the words Pearl Jam!
i don't care what you think about pearl jam.
this is getting boring. 
next.
His Holiness, The Pope wrote: Jack, please get your Dad back in the band. I'll get you a bint.
can you describe said bint? then i think we'll talk.
His Holiness, The Pope wrote: Hey Jack, while you're at it, would you mind bringing peace to the Middle East?
Now there's a good lad....
ask your president.
[orange]State of Love and Trust [/orange] wrote:
King John Honest John wrote: Oh, at while your at it Jack can you do these things too:
- Post tomorrows winning lottery numbers.
- Have all 5 horny/desperate Girls Aloud stay at mine tonight.
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Your one short... Come on, i've a new yacht to buy! 
King John Honest John wrote:
[orange]State of Love and Trust [/orange] wrote:
King John Honest John wrote: Oh, at while your at it Jack can you do these things too:
- Post tomorrows winning lottery numbers.
- Have all 5 horny/desperate Girls Aloud stay at mine tonight.
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12
7
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Bonus 16
Your one short... Come on, i've a new yacht to buy!
i just thought giving you ALL of them would be a bit unfair to everyone else, so you'll have to make do with those. 
[orange]State of Love and Trust [/orange] wrote: i don't care what you think about pearl jam.
this is getting boring.
next.
Fcuk me, yoof of today. Uppity little tykes ain't they? Bless. 
Chill.
El Jarvo wrote: ...doesnae...
You've used that word twice today. Why?
Actually, never mind why. Just stop it
...and another thing.
Is it just me, or has this place gone a bit shit?
We should start giving prizes for good posts, to try to get the standard up.
We could finance it with a system of fines for people that post crap.
Where's Clayhead? He's normally a good read.
BIGINOIL wrote: Where's Clayhead? He's normally a good read.
Summer holidays. Innit.
Don't lecturers get, like, three months off?
Probably somewhere near a beach in Thailand getting messy.
[orange]State of Love and Trust [/orange] wrote:
His Holiness, The Pope wrote: Hey Jack, while you're at it, would you mind bringing peace to the Middle East?
Now there's a good lad....
ask your president.
Many have tried, but the chimp don't listen very well.
he'stoo busy giving and getting blow jobs to care. strap on a dildo and chase the other chimps around...
We should all get together and buy them loads of beers if they do decide to bury the hatchet (and not in each other!).
Seriously, if they're reading this: you need your heads banging together. You're all fucking NEW ORDER for Christ's sake! Whatever Hooky thinks it is that is separating you and making you unhappy with each other can be resolved if you sit down together and talk about it like mature adults instead of all this sniping at each other via one press release or another. This is pathetic! You're all old enough and ugly enough not to behave like petulent children. You've achieved too much to reckon it'll be as good as it was with just two of you at it. It won't be and you know it won't.
Rant over.
Chemical wrote: We should all get together and buy them loads of beers if they do decide to bury the hatchet (and not in each other!).
Seriously, if they're reading this: you need your heads banging together. Rant over.
Haven't they earned their Stripes to not give a shite or Rat's.. Don't think it's the case though. Or being 'bout the age of 51 might..
PJ is olde 
skool USA.
Well the band's "tatey bread" as they say round here (alster reimin sleng")......fuck talking him back in.....talk him into floggin me a bass, I'll even take that fuckin brutal red shergold.
Maybe Sir Hooky drank lots of caipirinhas when he stayed here in Brazil
Hope Ian is looking at them somewhere and will tell them in their dreams that New Order must be back soon!!!
Big Mouth Julio wrote: Maybe Sir Hooky drank lots of caipirinhas when he stayed here in Brazil
Caipirinhas....so fucking delicious, i did drunk too much in Brazil last year
