New Order in Time Ooot Magazine

There's about a 2 page interview in this weeks Timeout edition though it doesn't mention anything interesting or new.

It does say that GRrrr has sold a million copies worldwide though.

The main picture makes them look SO old.....

Three Thousand and Eight posts and counting.... ..blimey ShugZiVah - you are goin places here!! I wonder if anybody here knows what ratio of your posts out of that grand total consist of intelligent banter and what ratio consist of totally meaningless shite.... ;) :D

That depends on your definition of "intelligent banter" and your definition of "totally meaningless shite" But i think Shughz has got a wonderful average , so to speak:D:D

Reading further on in the magazine last night it also said that John Barnes may make an appearance!

Perhaps we'll get both World In Motion and the Anfield Rap in the encore.

Originally posted by Spike Reading further on in the magazine last night it also said that John Barnes may make an appearance!Perhaps we'll get both World In Motion and the Anfield Rap in the encore.

Just in case any is worried they won't be able to sing along

Liverpool F.C. is hard as hell United, Tottenham, Arsenal Watch my lips, and I will spell 'cause they don't just play, but they can rap aswell

Liverpool F.C. Liverpool F.C.

My idea was to build Liverpool into a bastion of invincibility...

aah...aah...ahh...aah

...had Napoleon had that idea he'd have conquered the bloody world

Walk on... walk on... with hope... in your heart... and you'll ne... ver walk... alone

Alright Aldo Sound as a pound I'm cushty la but there's nothing down The rest of the lads ain't got it sussed We'll have to learn 'em to talk like us

Well I'm rapping now, I'm rapping for fun I'm your goalie, the number one You can take the mick, don't call me a clown Any more lip and you're going down

Alright Ace, we're great me and you But the other lads don't talk like we do No they don't talk like we do, do they do la We'll have to learn 'em to talk propah

Walk on... walk on... with hope... in your heart... and you'll ne... ver walk... alone

You two scousers are always yapping I'm gonna show you some serious rapping I come from Jamaica, my name is John Barn-es When I do my thing the crowd go bananas

How's he doing the Jamaica rap? He's from just south of the Watford Gap He gives us stick about the north/south divide 'cause they got the jobs Yeah, but we got the side

Well I came to England looking for fame So come on Kenny man, give us a game 'cause I'm sat on the bench paying my dues with the blues I'm very big down under, but my wife disagrees

They've won the league, bigger stars than Dallas They got more silver than Buckingham Palace No-one knows quite what to expect When the red machine's in full effect

Well Steve McMahon sure can rap It's about time he had an England cap So come on Bobby Robson, he's the man 'cause if anyone can, Macca can Macca-can... Macca-can... Macca-can... Macca-can...

Liverpool F.C. is hard as hell

My idea was to build Liverpool up and up and up until eventually they would be untouchable. Everybody would have to submit. Give in, give in, give in

We're Ireland lads Och-ai the noo And there's four of us And only two of you So if you want nai trouble And you don't want a slap You'd better teach us the Anfield rap

Don't forget us paddies And me the Great Dane And I'm from London mate so watch your game Well you two scousers, you're always squaking But we'll just let our feet do the talking

Our lads have come from all over the place They talk dead funny, but they play dead great Well now we've gotta learn 'em to talk real cool The song you've gotta learn if you're Liverpool

Walk on... walk on... with hope... in your heart... and you'll ne... ver walk... alone

You'll never walk alone

Ho-ho my word That's unbelievable, it really is I think they should stick to playing football. Terrible What do you think Kenny?

Oh yeah!

oh dear

Liv

Originally posted by Spike Reading further on in the magazine last night it also said that John Barnes may make an appearance!

I HOPE ITS A BIG STAGE CAUSE BARNSEY AND BARNEY ARE BOTH FAT BASTARDS NOWADAYS!!!

hank after reading your last post, I feel very ill...

Liverpool F.C. is hard as hellUnited, Tottenham, Arsenal...unacceptable

as is

I come from Jamaica, my name is John Barn-es When I do my thing the crowd go bananas

this is quite good though

He gives us stick about the north/south divide'cause they got the jobs Yeah, but we got the side

Originally posted by PAUL TROWELL > Originally posted by Spike> Reading further on in the magazine last night it also said that John Barnes may make an appearance!> > I HOPE ITS A BIG STAGE CAUSE BARNSEY AND BARNEY ARE BOTH FAT BASTARDS NOWADAYS!!!

I rather doubt he'll skip back from Japan. Did I ever mention the time I met him? I was gonna post it on that thread about meeting your heroes, It's quite embarassing and I won't repeat if I have already told it.

Originally posted by Seb Briggs hank after reading your last post, I feel very ill...Liverpool F.C. is hard as hellUnited, Tottenham, Arsenal...unacceptableas isI come from Jamaica, my name is John Barn-es When I do my thing the crowd go bananas

Contextualise man, DAMN IT! this is a brilliant line parodying EFC fans pelting him with bananas

Unfortunately no-one will never know how many records Factory sold... But if GRREEEAAADDDDDDYYYYY sold over a million copies, how could Tony Wilson say that they reformed for a "Bad" album. Clearly GR wasn`t it...