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8 Oct 2007, 05:18

Blessed is the Britpop cheesemaker

How does it feel to eat me like you do? The Blur bass guitarist-turned-farmer Alex James is making a cheese named Blue Monday.

After his award-winning milk curdling with "Little Wallops" – a mild, lemony goats' cheese wrapped in vine leaves – James, above, has begun production at his farm in the Cotswolds, on a 12-inch, blue-veined fromage.

"Blue Monday" was a 1983 totemic dance-pop number by New Order, memorable for Bernard Sumner's acid-influenced deadpan lyrics. Although this is the biggest-selling 12-inch single ever, the expense of the flashy sleeve artwork meant that every record sold lost money.

Mercifully, James has done his sums, and resisted extending the influence of New Order to pumping his product full of LSD. He is also adding a lamb pudding to his range of fine fare.

8 Oct 2007, 05:42

Grate of the Nation?

8 Oct 2007, 05:55

the KRAFT-y devil.

so he's a farmer now hey.

8 Oct 2007, 05:57

Bizarre Love Dairy Lea Triangle?

Snorri xxx

8 Oct 2007, 06:05

Bries Like Us? Cream (Cheese) Attack? Turn The Fondu Set On?

Snorri xxx

8 Oct 2007, 06:06

churn

8 Oct 2007, 06:10

Or from the Western Works demo....

Fromage! :nod:

Snorri xxx

8 Oct 2007, 06:12

"Goudas it feel....to eat me like you do....?"

8 Oct 2007, 06:27

"Tell me how does it feel, when your quark grows mould?"

:evil4:

Snorri xxx

8 Oct 2007, 06:57

Edam's Gone Green.

8 Oct 2007, 09:01

Rock the Jack Age of Cheddar

8 Oct 2007, 09:22

(Baby) Bell Shock

Roulade in A Day

:skeptic: !!!STOP IT!!!!

:bag:

8 Oct 2007, 12:23

Roquefort the Shack

8 Oct 2007, 12:29

Tender Blue Monday cheese with Coffee & TV for the Girls & Boys in a Country House.

Indeed*!*

8 Oct 2007, 12:30

Cheese lost control............

8 Oct 2007, 12:35

Feta Like Us Reblochon In a Day Every Second Comté Touched By The Hand Of Gouda Chosen Tomme Blue Munster

...Sorry! :blush:

8 Oct 2007, 12:38

Whey now what you doing

8 Oct 2007, 12:52

:laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol:

8 Oct 2007, 13:07

Stilton of the Nation

8 Oct 2007, 16:22

Churn my (curds and) whey

8 Oct 2007, 22:09

Careful with the cheesey puns, everyone - you risk looking like Emmental patient...

9 Oct 2007, 04:47

I've been thinking about this one all night... And the only other one I can think of is Everyone Ev-gruyere... :skeptic:

Snorri xxx

9 Oct 2007, 04:59

EdelBrock wrote: Rock the Jack Age of Cheddar

Age of Cheddar? wtf :scratch:

:evil4:

9 Oct 2007, 05:00

Snorrimon wrote: I've been thinking about this one all night... And the only other one I can think of is Everyone Ev-gruyere...

Snorri xxx

yep! a common one. :laugh:

9 Oct 2007, 06:08

Cheeses Never End.... Gouda Than You Think...

Sorry.

9 Oct 2007, 07:44

Whey of life

9 Oct 2007, 11:33

Bleu Monday?

9 Oct 2007, 20:55

True Feta Such a Gouda Thing Provolonesome Tonight Ricotta the Shack Bica Love Triangle Tourmalet My Way

I'll need a glass of wine with this thread...

10 Oct 2007, 01:24

Snorrimon wrote: I've been thinking about this one all night... And the only other one I can think of is Everyone Ev-gruyere...

Snorri xxx

The more it is borderline, the more I enjoy...

10 Oct 2007, 01:27

Super Ally wrote: Chosen Tomme

...or leave me a tomme.

10 Oct 2007, 01:32

Young St-Nectaire

10 Oct 2007, 01:37

I cannot find a title to fit la vache qui rit...

10 Oct 2007, 01:38

Jiphy wrote: I cannot find a title to fit la vache qui rit...

:laugh:

10 Oct 2007, 05:09

Camem-bert's Theme...

:clap:

Snorri xxx

10 Oct 2007, 05:45

Cheddermony