Its a distressing time for us all on the site, with a budgie flying lose within our sacred grounds. Please, everybody, remain calm. The animal is unlikely to cause any real damage, instead, is most likely to burn itself out like a filthy old fly stuck between double-glazing on an exceedingly hot day.
That said, a few pointers may be worth considering if the beast flies near your terittory. Ignore its squawks, it really is confused. Don't try to harm it or touch it - it could well be contaminated with enough filth inspired ignorance to bring a halt to us all.
Within time, the budgie will die of its own accord. Poor bastard will end up bleating to itself until so much confusion sets in, it won't know who it is, why its here or what time of day it is in North Africa. Let it pass my friends, my real friends, for the budgie is a real cunt.
The webmasters owe it to us to keep such poision away in the future. Now, let us move on with a clear head.
