One of the blokes from Madness gave him to me on Thursday. He had a massive black and white cutout of Ian at home, along with Johnny Rotten and a few others, and knowing how much I love JD/ New Order - decided to bring him to the pub on Thursday to give to me as a present.
Me and Hacienda went to pick him up. Was a bit weird walking in the pub and Ian was stood there while we had a drink.
I got him home and didn't know where to put him as he's so massive so gave him to Joe to put somewhere - got to bedtime, and as I pull the covers open, Ian's lying there. Freaked me out. So I moved him to my hallway outside the bathroom, but everytime I went to the batroom -Ian's staring at me from behind in the bathroom mirror. It's been proper freaking me out all weekend and making me jump out my skin, even walking past him to get to the kitchen.
Got in very late last night in the dark and forgot i'd moved him. Thought someone was in my flat.
He's been in goal all day today playing penalty shoot-out against Joe. He's starting to grow on me though, and i need to find a proper place for him in the home so I can get used to having him a round all the time - no idea where though!
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