O.T. Confession time

Hands up, I pulled a stick thin, ash blonde that went to bed with me on Saturday night. My trophy came to me out of the midnight blue Manchester sky, I set my stall out early and got what was coming to me. In case you're thinking I'm on the wrong board again, I'll attempt to stear this back on topic.

What I actually pulled out of the air was one of Peter Hook's used and abused drum sticks, As it soared over 4' above my head. Hank Wiseass© set two life-time personal best stats on the interception play. A carreer high leap of close to: 15' measured from finger tip to floor and a hang-time stat of close to: 1.90 seconds. I saw my opportunity knock early, positioned my self well as the play developed, the pair broke up in the sky, I sensed I had the jump on the opposition(in more ways than one). Now do you attempt a jump at something that could well sail ten feet over your head leaving you luck foolish or play it cool and miss out? Well I gambled and it payed off. As it struck the very tips of my fingers, for an instant I thought there was the chance of a thumble on the play but that quickly turned to relief as I returned a succesful completion and said item was quickly secreted about my person.:D

This is a true story but what HANK does NOT know is when he was sleeping,and i AM NOT going to mention any details of sleeping partners cos this could embarass several people HERE,i crept into his room and replaced it with a GENUINE FAKE i had made in the taxi on the way back to our NOOL's friends FLAT.It is now housed in a safe haven and i been forced to move today having foolishly invited HANK over on FRIDAY.I caught him making a plan of the security measures i have in place.I am now in the COSTA DEL CRIME but the temp is a bit too HOT for my collection so FREDDIE FINGERS has put it into COLD STORAGE with some intersting FROZEN? DUMMIES i think! ROCKET REGGIE MICK

FAO Rocket Mick's helper, do not read this next bit out loud. The sucker is now paying good money to house an air-conditioned job lot of Val Doonican's Greatet Hits. Hehehe fancy falling for the meeting in work on a Sunday ruse. Also, he should have paid more attention to the 12" bulge in my trousers, the home of the real drum-stick.

Yes but did it have TWO holes ? Silence is golden...ps HANK was it quiet for you this weekend cos i seemed to have lost my VOICE. Anyone for a TAXI? Rocket Mick. PS Love FAT BOTTOMED GIRLS from LIVERPOOL! :D