david bloody hasslehoff

ages ago i mastered the nokia pc suite, computers and me dont get on, so you can imagine my euphoria when i transfered and synched and coverted and installed temptation onto my 6280i as my ringtone and messege alert tone, i was the coolest dude in wigan, lancashire, no i was the dogs love spuds, txting people with a question so they would reply so everyone around would hear my ringtone, and the fact that id done it i was a rival to bill gates, nothing could stop me now, computers, a piece of piss, you get the picture, 3 months i had when one night at work in the smoke cabin my fone goes off and the room is packed, my chest is sticking out, ive got a semi-on, etc etc, when a bloke of nearly 50 chirps up "were the frigging hell, and why the frigging hell have you got fucking knight rider as your ringtone, i bet you want to give hasslehoff one up the gary glitter!!! AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!! WHAT A DIS FUCKING ASTER, my world fell apart, im now a shadow of the man i used to be, grande valse or whatever from now on.

nat wrote: ages ago i mastered the nokia pc suite, computers and me dont get on, so you can imagine my euphoria when i transfered and synched and coverted and installed temptation onto my 6280i as my ringtone and messege alert tone, i was the coolest dude in wigan, lancashire, no i was the dogs love spuds, txting people with a question so they would reply so everyone around would hear my ringtone, and the fact that id done it i was a rival to bill gates, nothing could stop me now, computers, a piece of piss, you get the picture, 3 months i had when one night at work in the smoke cabin my fone goes off and the room is packed, my chest is sticking out, ive got a semi-on, etc etc, when a bloke of nearly 50 chirps up "were the frigging hell, and why the frigging hell have you got fucking knight rider as your ringtone, i bet you want to give hasslehoff one up the gary glitter!!! AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!! WHAT A DIS FUCKING ASTER, my world fell apart, im now a shadow of the man i used to be, grande valse or whatever from now on.

you poor soul..that fucking pretentious bastard..thats hasselhoff.

Give us a ringPIECE!

NOW COME ON.....PLEASE!!!!
please please, you set of b@$7@Rd$, you lot are giving me bloody nightmares, this is becoming a problem, other night on top of the wife ( you know what i mean ) the throws of passion increasing, when i opened my eyes and im sure she said " more booster kit ". its that horrifying picture with the white towel, the bloody man is haunting me:(