JD Artifacts, Oddities, Rarities, Souvenirs and Relics

I have some super rare footage of Ian doing dishes! It's so plush! hahahahahaha

Darkman wrote: I have some super rare footage of Ian doing dishes! It's so plush! hahahahahaha

And i'll bet youre not allowed to show anyone it either...

Well I found a Golden Ticket in a Wonka Chocolate Bar and took a magical trip into Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory. During my journey, I found out that Mr. Wonka is a huge Joy Division fan. When I won the grand prize at the end of the tour, Mr. Wonka gave me the Footage of Ian doing dishes, and I was told it was for me and me only, but I was allowed to talk about it!

Darkman wrote: Well I found a Golden Ticket in a Wonka Chocolate Bar and took a magical trip into Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory. During my journey, I found out that Mr. Wonka is a huge Joy Division fan. When I won the grand prize at the end of the tour, Mr. Wonka gave me the Footage of Ian doing dishes, and I was told it was for me and me only, but I was allowed to talk about it!

Apparently Mr Wonka has run out of innovative ideas for his prizes if that's the best he can do.