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Bernard Sumner has a new album due with his band Bad Lieutenant, but that was the last thing on his mind during a recent sailing trip with his family in Scotland. The former New Order singer was taking a yacht out to the island of Barra when his boat suddenly had a collision with one of the most terrifying creatures of the deep.

"I had a collision with a 30 ft shark,” he said. “The boat nearly sank and there was a big imprint of a huge shark in the paint on its bottom. There was this God-almighty crash, like I'd hit rocks. I checked the charts and there were no rocks, so I called the coastguard and he said other boats that had been up there that morning had reported six large sharks in that part of the sea.”

“My family were in bed, so I was pulling the floorboards up every 10 minutes to see if we'd taken on water,” said Sumner. The Bad Lieutenant album, Never Cry Another Tear, is due out next week, and this might be the most bizarre piece of promo Sumner’s ever done during his three decades in the business.

http://www.prefixmag.com/news/bernard-sumner-of-new-order-attacked-by-a-shark/33141/

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Sink or swim or get eaten by a f**kin shark!:)

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Bernard, is there finally going to be a song about a shark?

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|| | ||| 6217|| 8 || 3 wrote: Bernard, is there finally going to be a song about a shark?

What about Rock the shark ?

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Sputnik wrote:

|| | ||| 6217|| 8 || 3 wrote: Bernard, is there finally going to be a song about a shark?

What about Rock the shark ?

Shell Shark

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|| | ||| 6217|| 8 || 3 wrote: Bernard, is there finally going to be a song about a shark?

It did seem the next logical step after covering "Sister Ray".

Sputnik wrote: What about Rock the shark ?

Some say that one's already called "Jump the Shark".

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now i know the perfect fish is the fish of death:\ohwell:

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:D

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What about the shark? Barney RAN into the shark... it was his fault, was Barney watching where he was going? Did he cause deadly injuries to the shark? Was he drunken sailing? Killing an innocent shark?

Maybe Barney ran over a small boat and killed the fisherman, and made up this whole story to cover up his guilt? Is "i ran into a large shark" a known accurance? If it was like hitting a rock, why didn't his family wake up terrified and paniced?

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almansoglasnost wrote: ... and the shark came up and told barney: "hey! whatcha doin'?" :p

And to that, Barney replied "Getting away with it".

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The shark will tear us apart again

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Bernard's gonna need a bigger boat

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0_o wrote: What about the shark? Barney RAN into the shark... it was his fault, was Barney watching where he was going? Did he cause deadly injuries to the shark? Was he drunken sailing? Killing an innocent shark?

Maybe Barney ran over a small boat and killed the fisherman, and made up this whole story to cover up his guilt? Is "i ran into a large shark" a known accurance? If it was like hitting a rock, why didn't his family wake up terrified and paniced?

30ft fisherman?

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Barney also said he would have caught the shark but he didnt have a Hook.:\ohwell:

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Geno wrote:

0_o wrote: What about the shark? Barney RAN into the shark... it was his fault, was Barney watching where he was going? Did he cause deadly injuries to the shark? Was he drunken sailing? Killing an innocent shark?

Maybe Barney ran over a small boat and killed the fisherman, and made up this whole story to cover up his guilt? Is "i ran into a large shark" a known accurance? If it was like hitting a rock, why didn't his family wake up terrified and paniced?

30ft fisherman?

I know what you did last, Sumner.

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poor Barney :lol:

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