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Has Bernard Sumner found God???

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or just hired himself a Mexican gardener???

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Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: or just hired himself a Mexican gardener???

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No, a yacht.

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I think it's the new guitar.

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"Hey God what ya doin'" first line from his next song!

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no hes just discovered Lsd.Hes making a concept album with Rick Wakeman

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No but he found that girl with a spotty back:evil4:

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you are all overlooking the fact that he has mentioned Jesus in at least two songs in the past 10 years...

it's quite obvious, he is now proselytizing on twitter!!!

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Jed Stephens wrote: "Hey God what ya doin'" first line from his next song!

I have it on good authority that Bernard intended for a certain song to start with that line...Warners said no...afraid it wouldn't fly wit da Muslims...

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In all seriousness, I think that its possible that both Bernard and Hooky believe in God, given statements they have made in interviews over the years.

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Zachery Starkey wrote: In all seriousness, I think that its possible that both Bernard and Hooky believe in God, given statements they have made in interviews over the years.

Yes, they do!! :thumb:

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Can't they keep it to themselves? I thought they were British.

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Zachery Starkey wrote: In all seriousness.

well...you jumped the shark right there...

we don't do serious around here...

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At least 6 songs have Bernard on his knees :)

Now if Bernard feels like recording an entirely gospel album, he really should come to America.

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But then you have a track like "Sunrise" which seems to speak to God with a sense of anger.

And on "Run Wild": "if Jesus comes to take your hand, I won't let go" Is Barney saying he doesn't care less if he loses his spouse to religion? Is she becoming a nun? Does he want to "live to get high" in order to cope with this? :smoker:

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Re-Member wrote: But then you have a track like "Sunrise" which seems to speak to God with a sense of anger.

And on "Run Wild": "if Jesus comes to take your hand, I won't let go" Is Barney saying he doesn't care less if he loses his spouse to religion? Is she becoming a nun? Does he want to "live to get high" in order to cope with this? :smoker:

Is it from like a Baptist point view?

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I think wine is still Bernard's god. Hooky on the other hand, has been "saved" for a couple years now.

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Zachery Starkey wrote: In all seriousness, I think that its possible that both Bernard and Hooky believe in God, given statements they have made in interviews over the years.

Jeeeeezzz, who cares?:nuts:

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Martijn wrote:

Zachery Starkey wrote: In all seriousness, I think that its possible that both Bernard and Hooky believe in God, given statements they have made in interviews over the years.

Jeeeeezzz, who cares?:nuts:

Yeah who cares?

I don't believe in even musical gods...they're just people.

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eskamiya wrote: I think wine is still Bernard's god. Hooky on the other hand, has been "saved" for a couple years now.

you cant beat a good whine!!:evil4:

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As we demonstrated on its release, WFTSC is a song based on the book Ulysses.

The line "How many times must I lose my way, hey?" is a direct appeal to God.

Saying Hey like that is no way to address someone you worship and therefore Bernard is not religious.

Jehovah knows.

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although you have all failed to mention he was touched by the hand of yawnnnnzzzzzzzzz!:sleep:

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chipie wrote: although you have all failed to mention he was touched by the hand of yawnnnnzzzzzzzzz!:sleep:

that ones about Maradona...doesn't count...thanks for playing...

:hat:

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|| | ||| 6217|| 8 || 3 wrote: At least 6 songs have Bernard on his knees :)

Now if Bernard feels like recording an entirely gospel album, he really should come to America.

Gospel? Go for it Barney! He can have a whole bunch of female backing vocals, and sing about jesus... he'll be in heaven.

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Barney stated he prayed to God when the shark attacked his yacht, but so do most people when they realize they might just die.

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Biginoil wrote: As we demonstrated on its release, WFTSC is a song based on the book Ulysses.

The line "How many times must I lose my way, hey?" is a direct appeal to God.

He has found his way with Bad Lieutenant. :nod:

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runwild wrote:

Biginoil wrote: As we demonstrated on its release, WFTSC is a song based on the book Ulysses.

The line "How many times must I lose my way, hey?" is a direct appeal to God.

He has found his way with Bad Lieutenant. :nod:

but he's still talking about Jesus...

so confused...

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I thought Bernard Sumner was God. So maybe he has found himself

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Nuff said! :laugh:

:smoking:

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Nick King wrote:

Nuff said! :laugh:

:smoking:

Haha...LOL

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Nick King wrote:

Nuff said! :laugh:

:smoking:

if that fat fuck is God, then I'm the fucking pope...

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