Bernard Sumner Is Glad the Failed Marriage of New Order Is Over

Jed Stephens wrote:

Tucker wrote: Does anyone else think now is the perfect time for Bernard, Peter and Stephen to take part in "Celebrity Come Dine With Me" on Channel 4? I really can't think of a better way for them to work out their differences and also pick up a few cooking tips along the way. Any resulting reunion tour could be sponsored by Hardy's.

Have Phil C as the fourth contestant, he can be the impossibly nice one oblivious to the tension who you end up rooting for while the others bicker over whether Hooky's used too much sugar in his Fac51Tiramasu. Also, watch Stephen roll his eyes and tensions simmer as Bernard falls over drunkenly telling Hooky he's never liked him or his post-crisp packet behaviour. Later, Hooky gets his own back by charging everyone for their meal and having Sarge eject them. Gillian arrives soon after in a tank to pick up Steve.

You know this makes sense TV gold.

now that would be the only reality show worth watching.

Apart from Ghost Hunting with The Happy Mondays, of course.

Tony Casanova wrote:

Jed Stephens wrote:

Tucker wrote: Does anyone else think now is the perfect time for Bernard, Peter and Stephen to take part in "Celebrity Come Dine With Me" on Channel 4? I really can't think of a better way for them to work out their differences and also pick up a few cooking tips along the way. Any resulting reunion tour could be sponsored by Hardy's.

Have Phil C as the fourth contestant, he can be the impossibly nice one oblivious to the tension who you end up rooting for while the others bicker over whether Hooky's used too much sugar in his Fac51Tiramasu. Also, watch Stephen roll his eyes and tensions simmer as Bernard falls over drunkenly telling Hooky he's never liked him or his post-crisp packet behaviour. Later, Hooky gets his own back by charging everyone for their meal and having Sarge eject them. Gillian arrives soon after in a tank to pick up Steve.

You know this makes sense TV gold.

now that would be the only reality show worth watching.

Apart from Ghost Hunting with The Happy Mondays, of course.

And they say creativity is dead. I would greenlight this if I were the beeb. Vikings from every shore would watch with a sick anticipation, awaiting the eventual bickering.

It'd be like a more cohesive "New Order Story". Just hope to God Bono doesn't try to sing LWTUA again.

Tucker wrote: To all of you who such each finger after finishing a bag of crisps....

Bernard isn't interested in working with you any more

I think the appropriate question to ask is WWJD? Would he lick his fingers after a big bag of crisps or expel that lot to eternal damnation?

Don't think there is any sitting on the fence for this one.