The secret has been kept for far too long! Here are the pertinent facts: Pizza Baby powder High kicks Wearing shorts in a nightclub Barney
There is a connection. The truth is out there.
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The secret has been kept for far too long! Here are the pertinent facts: Pizza Baby powder High kicks Wearing shorts in a nightclub Barney
There is a connection. The truth is out there.
YOU COULDN'T HIDE THE TRUTH FROM ME!!! THIS MY RESEARCH
It is Sarah (b. Sarafina D'Annunzio, Brooklyn NY). A classically trained dancer, she befriends a ragtag band of street dancers with an electrifying style. Because of her astonishing beauty and talent, her partners fall in love with her, even though they are tough and from the streets. But she is only in love with the dance.
With the amazing synergy of their moves, she convinces them to try out for the big audition--but they are just street dancers! How can their bandanas and sheets of cardboard from greasy pizza boxes compete with the professionals and their sleek leotards!? At the big audition, the evil choreographer whose advances she spurned tries to ban them from performing. The snooty judges agree. "No, you cannot perform. No street dancers allowed."
But a cool judge with a #2 fade haircut stops them. He is astounded by her astonishing beauty and her intoxicating scent of pizza and baby powder. He says "let them dance."
Their dance is a whole new style--called BREAKIN! Even the snooty judges are cheering. They win! The cool judge falls madly in love with her, and she cannot resist his non-threatening yet sexy charms. He whisks her away to the Funhouse Disco where he watches her dance. Later, they do it and she cooks him a pizza. He divorces his wife and twenty some years later, they marry and live happily ever after.
FINALLY, THE TRUTH IS KNOWN!!!