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Last night I was standing in the queue to a burlesque show in KCMO, when a girl came up to me asking if I'm a New Order fan. Of all places and bands!.. Yes, of course, I am, big time. "But why", I asked her. "Cuz you're wearing a white suit", she said. So? That did not make any sense, real bizarre. She said that is how people celebrate their birthdays or something in April. Whose birthdays? Sumner's Hook's? No answer. Then we chatted about the warmth of old syntesizers, Depeche Mode and the genius of Tupac.

So can anyone make any connection between NO and white suits? Barney never wore one.

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Didnt Hooky wear a white suit during NewOrderStory?

Although how the fuck that would lead somebody to make the connection is beyond me.

Unless it was just some mental person who really does think White Suit = Hooky = New Order Fan and by the law of averages it was just your turn to be spotted.

Either that or you were off your nut/making it up.

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So can anyone make any connection between NO and white suits?

Nope but......

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Gene wrote: Didnt Hooky wear a white suit during NewOrderStory?

Spot on, but I doubt she saw it. Even I didn't remember it untill you mentioned it.

I immediately thought of Spandau Ballet though, but I didn't voice it... so maybe there was wrong association.

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Ger Boy wrote:

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So can anyone make any connection between NO and white suits?

Nope but......

Check out Hooky and his minders in white suits at the beginning of this clip..

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The correct dress code for celebrating New Order is to be naked and smeared with Marmite. That's how I listen to their records anyway.

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father jack wrote: The correct dress code for celebrating New Order is to be naked and smeared with Marmite. That's how I listen to their records anyway.

:clap: :abovelol: :abovelol: :abovelol:

Don't forget the requisite dribbling of mucus down the multiple chins either.....

:evil4: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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WHITE SUIT.....NEW ORDER????

Nah, it makes me think of this....

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MONTY wrote: WHITE SUIT.....NEW ORDER????

Nah, it makes me think of this....

Produced by MONTY Berman? :)

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Then I guess most PIMPS are New Order fans?!

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white suits?!

In that case, Alec Guinness was a huge New Order fan:

and so was this guy:

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Suppose these Sweedish lads are big fans too then eh?

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You sure she wasn't just some kind of nutjob stalker? Have you checked on your bunnies recently............?

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jake atkinson wrote: You sure she wasn't just some kind of nutjob stalker? Have you checked on your bunnies recently............?

What do you mean by "checking on my bunnies"?

How many people in America would come to you with the first ever question, Are you a fan of newOrder?

I'm going to another burlesque show this week. I will not wear a white suit though.

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jake atkinson wrote: You sure she wasn't just some kind of nutjob stalker? Have you checked on your bunnies recently............?

What do you mean by "checking on my bunnies"?

How many people in America would come to you with the first ever question, Are you a fan of newOrder?

I'm going to another burlesque show this week. I will not wear a white suit though.

I believe the bunnies would be a reference to the movie Fatal Attraction...

but I could be off...

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|| | ||| 6217|| 8 || 3 wrote: How many people in America would come to you with the first ever question, Are you a fan of newOrder?

All this clothing conversation is distracting from the real question:-

Did you fuck her or not?

Because it sounds like an invitation to an easy entry to me.

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Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

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jake atkinson wrote: You sure she wasn't just some kind of nutjob stalker? Have you checked on your bunnies recently............?

What do you mean by "checking on my bunnies"?

How many people in America would come to you with the first ever question, Are you a fan of newOrder?

I'm going to another burlesque show this week. I will not wear a white suit though.

I believe the bunnies would be a reference to the movie Fatal Attraction...

but I could be off...

Yup. Guess "Bunny Boiler" isn't a term which is common currency in the US of A?!

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Gene wrote:

|| | ||| 6217|| 8 || 3 wrote: How many people in America would come to you with the first ever question, Are you a fan of newOrder?

All this clothing conversation is distracting from the real question:-

Did you fuck her or not?

Because it sounds like an invitation to an easy entry to me.

Lol, no, she was with her man, which made it even more odd. BTW, I'm married, so no monkey business for me.

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everyoneverywhere wrote: The Hives are brilliant live.

Absolutely off topic but I agree

Benard could learn some of those moves

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