It was January 2013 whe Hooky came home with a gift for me He said I bought it for you because I hate you and I bought it for you cos I hate Chapman too He was not very nice he was not very kind To Stephen, Gillian or I I use to think fuck him, he use to think fuck me
He told me to close my eyes my gift would be a great surprise I saw tears within The Light now he really wants to hurt me
Oh god, Hooky don’t point that bass at me There’s so many ways our lives have changed But now your basslines all sound the same Hooky, don’t point that bass at me Can I save my life at any price? For god sake wont you fuck off hooky
And though he was ashamed that he was in The Light Hooky came home for another fight And I often remembered how it use to be Top of the pops, Blue Monday, 1983 There’s so many ways you can kill someone Like in a band when the love has gone I use to think fuck him, he use to think fuck me
He told me to close my eyes my gift would be a great surprise Licking crispy fingers wasn’t right now he really wants to hurt me
Oh god, Hooky don’t point that bass at me There’s so many ways our lives have changed But now your basslines all sound the same Hooky, don’t point that bass at me Don’t slag off Steve’s wife for any price For god sake wont you fuck off hooky
You just say that Chapman mimes But I don’t want to hear your shite I just want this bridge to burn Oh hooky do you miss me I just want new order to be three