Surprised no one has mentioned Lovelss lyrics!

I spent a life time working on you and you won't even talk to me (twat)

Or Face up

Your hair was long your eyes was blue Guess what I'm honba do to you?

Oh how I cannot bear the thought of you

Good work guys, i'm having a glass of wine as i have writers block :D

Nu Ordah wrote: Good work guys, i'm having a glass of wine as i have writers block :D

Barney's preferred method, if you can't think of anything decent, get pissed and write any old bollocks.

I can't even blame alcohol for my rants or childish lyrical castrations.