Now then...........
........... as a fully paid up cynical old timer I never dreamt that these days New Order were capable of this! Those of you who know / knew me know that I am proper 'old skool'. Not that that makes anything I have to say any more valid than anyone else!
The first time I ever saw New Order live was at the Eglinton Toll Plaza Ballroom (Glasgow) in January 1981 (long since wracked by a dodgy fire, flats there now I believe). I was just about to turn 15. I was tall for my age and back then licensing laws were much more lax than they are now. It was easy to get into any of these 'fringe' venues if you weren't obviously, well, under twelve! lol. It was a spellbinding experience. One that changed my life!
In about 2 months time I will attend another New Order gig, about half a mile from where that first encounter took place. At the o2 Academy, on Eglinton Street. I will be accompanied by my beautiful, wonderful daughters. Grown up women, free to choose. They chose New Order!
Anyway............... ramble, ramble! Blah, blah blah!
As one of the aforementioned 'old skool' I feared the worst for this latest offering. I feared another shit Bad Lieutenant album. I'm not too proud to say that my fears and initial scoffing have been rammed right down my throat! Over the years i've come to accept that a change is gonna come. The New Order of 1981 will never ever be the same as the 2015 incarnation. That's evolution.
On the quiet over the years, i've also loved polar opposites to our titular heroes. Duran Duran, Wham!, Dexy's, Nowaysis, Emma Bunter, etc. Even the Rolling F*****g Stones! Yeah, music is a lot like love. You don't always have an intelligent explanation for why, you just know that you've been pranged by cupid's pesky arrow! Unexpectedly, cupid's pesky arrow has pranged me right on the earholes with this one. Mostly.
Unlearn This Hatred and The Game: Not for me! The rest............................ SUBLIME! Yes, even Restless. Majestic happy pop music! Nothing is better than that! I don't have the patience, or the smarts, to run through a track by track synopsis. 'Cept to say, People On The High Line, up there with the best they've ever done, for me! Like some funky house meets Joey Negro's Sunburst Band. Funky as funk! The HD Audio version is so spacious and deep it makes tears well up in my three eyes! I'm not even kidding....... If you have top drawer hi-fi gear, get the HD Audio download. It's worth the extra 50p.
p.s. Please stop lambasting Hooky. The man is a god!
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