Sign a petition for New Order to perform 'World In Motion' at Glastonbury Festival with John Barnes

http://www.nme.com/news/new-order/92634

https://www.change.org/p/emily-eavis-john-barnes-and-keith-allen-to-perform-with-new-order-at-glastonbury-for-world-in-motion?recruiter=42360670&utm_source=share_for_starters&utm_medium=copyLink

There you go, your wish granted: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOMVDJTygFo

Johnny James wrote: There you go, your wish granted: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOMVDJTygFo

What you on about? No John Barnes in that clip.

Coops wrote:

Johnny James wrote: There you go, your wish granted: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOMVDJTygFo

What you on about? No John Barnes in that clip.

How can you be sure, maybe he was in the horse?

New Order deserve the top spot on the final night . as is it is a huge insult and they should cancel.

.if new order does play they should play transmission for about ten minutes , leaving the crowd limp, then go home

Johnny James wrote:

Coops wrote:

Johnny James wrote: There you go, your wish granted: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOMVDJTygFo

What you on about? No John Barnes in that clip.

How can you be sure, maybe he was in the horse?

Maybe JohnnyJames thinks Keith Allen is John Barnes.

Coops wrote:

Johnny James wrote:

Coops wrote:

Johnny James wrote: There you go, your wish granted: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOMVDJTygFo

What you on about? No John Barnes in that clip.

How can you be sure, maybe he was in the horse?

Maybe JohnnyJames thinks Keith Allen is John Barnes.

Hardly, was Keith in the horse, couldn't even be bothered to rewatch it to check.

Anyway, I hear that they like petitions about Glastonbury, so enjoy.

Another worthwhile, commendable, life-enhancing cause to die for. I always assumed the sole purpose of my existence was to get a pop song with the Least Charismatic Singer in Music onto a format that went out of date with polygamy (http://forums.neworderonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=3354#post22610) and when that came to naught, the knife was thaaaaaaaaaaaaaat near the wrists - but now I'm enraptured and shall commit my efforts to getting over-rated, overpaid Mancs to perform their worst ever single, a fucking footie record. Thank you. I haven't been so determined since Leo di Craprio got his Oscar. I thought fuck famine relief, anti-terrorism and cancer research, if that multimillionaire dwarf doesn't get a little award to put on his mantlepiece I shall cry every night.

Blimey. What a dismal couple of cunts.

I think Bernard is preparing a cool JamesBond film song , in between a Luc Besson film role and Guy Ritchie film role, voice and songs for Incredibles 2, an album of sailing and seafaring songs, and an album of melodica remixes and melodica joy division/ neworder christmas, before settling In later this year with vats of wine and new new order songs. He is a real dynamo

bernard will be boris beckham in new govrnment funded porn flick, maybe gillian could eat hookys beard in a black ship too since steve has long garters to sell over ebay last week, oh yes i see him in paris hiltons kitchen preparing a nice fish salad at home with mel b or elvis presley.

keepitcoming wrote: I think Bernard is preparing a cool JamesBond film song

Funnily enough Radiohead wrote a theme song for the recent Spectre film. It didn't get used (they went with Sam Smith instead) so Radiohead made it available as a free download on Christmas Day.

Totally legal free download HERE.

Michael Monkhouse wrote: bernard will be boris beckham in new govrnment funded porn flick, maybe gillian could eat hookys beard in a black ship too since steve has long garters to sell over ebay last week, oh yes i see him in paris hiltons kitchen preparing a nice fish salad at home with mel b or elvis presley.

I see you're learning the keepitcoming school of logic fast, Michael.

^^^

school of logic isn't a phrase i'd use for either of them to be honest

i don't know if i'm alone but their brand of 'humour' goes right over my head

if it is supposed to be humour i can't work it out

Yet again I try to amuse people and fail. It was a KIC parody, nothing personal but I don't fucking understand a word he says. He makes less sense than Tanita Tikaram.

Michael Monkhouse wrote: Yet again I try to amuse people and fail. It was a KIC parody, nothing personal but I don't fucking understand a word he says. He makes less sense than Tanita Tikaram.

Oh don't get me wrong i realised it was a keepitcoming parody.Good stuff.

I know, I meant Lee!

Nothing wrong with tanita tikaram

I sing along when gone tradition comes on radio 2

Tanita wrote back 2 handwritten pages in response to a dear friend's letter to her 25 years ago. She drew a winking eye next to her signature . Very cool. Love cathedral song and good tradition. Also it Makes me wonder how it would be If I had written to Helen Mirren after she was in 'age of consent', and she wrote back. Or what if Bernard wrote back in answer to queries ( a joke). More important is that I just found out iron maiden has a jet, so it is only fair that new order have an exquisite airship like Padme's in Star Wars 2, or5. A new song would be welcome also , and more NO songs in good movies. I Wish everybody great comfortable concerts with about 35 songs filmed of course, released on 3cd's ,lps, and broadcast next year in total on tv

Besides iron maiden, those billionaires with their 300 meter yachts would be surprised I bet if new order came along and passed them in their 9 mile long yacht , 1/2 mile wide , going about 250knots. Yeah, go new order , go like thunderbirds

keepitcoming wrote: She drew a winking eye next to her signature . Very cool.

Yes, doesn't get much cooler than that. Some people use an exclamation mark. Tanita had a good sense of melody but the lyrics don't mean Jack Shit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A\_H00qJS3kY