GotBlueEyes wrote:
Laughing out loud at some of these
Funny that the example lyric from Crystal doesn't mention the all-time clunker of a couplet
"It's like honey - You can't buy it with money"
They're called supermarkets Bernard
And fair play to them including the sample lyric with the "literasites" line without mentioning that it isn't even a word
Granted, Barney was never the most accomplished or literal of lyricists, and I've heard others critique this 'Crystal' lyric. But I always interpreted it in a different way from the very first time I heard it - i.e:
Love is like honey
Love can't be bought with money
Makes more sense that way.
But most of his lyrics don't warrant a deep analysis. Still better than some of those Oasis lyrics: who the hell was Sally, and why did she need to wait? How was someone caught beneath a landslide in a champagne supernova in the sky?