Funny

Vicky Beckhams single only getting to number 6

Maybe the publics taste isn't so bad :\ohwell:

When I think of Victoria Beckham I imagine a glass of water. Utterly tasteless, void of any colouring, boring and makes me want a piss after too much exposure. It might be just me, but she isn't even very attractive. Her nasal passages are like aborigine blow pipes. If she loses any more weight she'll fly off into the clouds the next time David shits. Besides which, I had a tortoise that was posher than her.

My bird loves her, but then again she also likes Suede. Can we pay to have her head lanced?

she reminds me of Marilyn Manson in that stupid headscarve thing of hers