Jealousy crisis

Where is the ol' Huntsy and Klumpy, with Patsy as supporting character ?

Now it's all Huntsy & Muffy.

I think, for penance, I will listen to 45 rpm Joy Division in 33 rpm...

:(

Let me know how it sounds, I tried it on 78rpm once when i was on E.... It was weird. Very weird.

Klumpy baby, never fear, sweet Muffy returns to work next week, so your celebrated love affair with dear Huntsy can take its rightful place as number one source of entertainment on this here forum. Alas, I may return from time to time, lest I forget how sharp his sarcasm and downright rudeness can be when he's not got me pissing myself with laughter!

Oh, you know, Muffy, I don't want to reject anybody. That's not my type... :)

I was just writing this for fun...

Then again... :)

Originally posted by Joe Schalk Let me know how it sounds, I tried it on 78rpm once when i was on E.... It was weird. Very weird.

Haven't done it yet, but with a voice like Ian Curtis's, it might be interesting...

... Klumpy, if your not posting, then I'm not feasting... on the beautiful material you post. The Huntsman is always looking for the Buster Klumps anecdotes and frivilous banter on the OrderLine each day to keep the badgers at bay. Never fear Busty, Huntsman is here... just for you... and the entire gang of small rodents and zany farmyard animals that occupy this bizarre and crazy cat house.

There's no place for jealousy in our world BK... and that's a factoid.

As a small token of my true love for you (the love often shared between a father and his numerous sons), please accept this short poem I have written in my birds bedroom whilst the moonlight does shone on my face like a stranded rabbit in the headlights of a brightly lit automobile and that...

There was a slightly quirky old Belgian half man half goat/warrior type being called Klumpy, Who posted anecdotes in a slightly humorous fashion not dissimilar to a monkey who had learnt to operate a typewriter , He chopped at his knees and to a lesser extent his arms, And became slightly less nimble during five-a-side football matches, Oh that wonderful, unpronounceable surname called Geoff/Buster the Klump Klumpy Klomper.

The End.

(now, where did I put that egg)

Unusual to see you here this late, Huntsy.

See what I mean Klumpy, its love, true love, and how we smile and laugh as you cavort together in all its wonderful glory!

It's half past ten here in Huntsman land and I just stole me birds computer to check out the latest goings on. Unfortunately, its slower than a dead field mouse so text-read-to-response post ratio is limited to about 10 decades easy. I don't usually post at night because its like watching a flower grow in winter.

So this is my lot. I see Buster was upset so I made the effort to keep his chins up.

I think this computers engine is about to cease up like a motorbike on the beach. Ta ta for now me old beauties.

Patty... keep watching the skies! (and remember about number 12)

(I've attempted to put a smilie on this post... it could cause meltdown)

Originally posted by Huntsman ... Klumpy, if your not posting, then I'm not feasting... on the beautiful material you post. The Huntsman is always looking for the Buster Klumps anecdotes and frivilous banter on the OrderLine each day to keep the badgers at bay. Never fear Busty, Huntsman is here... just for you... and the entire gang of small rodents and zany farmyard animals that occupy this bizarre and crazy cat house.There's no place for jealousy in our world BK... and that's a factoid.As a small token of my true love for you (the love often shared between a father and his numerous sons), please accept this short poem I have written in my birds bedroom whilst the moonlight does shone on my face like a stranded rabbit in the headlights of a brightly lit automobile and that...There was a slightly quirky old Belgian half man half goat/warrior type being called Klumpy,Who posted anecdotes in a slightly humorous fashion not dissimilar to a monkey who had learnt to operate a typewriter ,He chopped at his knees and to a lesser extent his arms,And became slightly less nimble during five-a-side football matches,Oh that wonderful, unpronounceable surname called Geoff/Buster the Klump Klumpy Klomper.The End.(now, where did I put that egg)

Well, I wasn't REALLY jealous but... with what I just read from me Huntsy, I don't regret this at all.

I won't show it to me bird though as SHE might get jealous.

I'm afraid I'm beginning to lack NO-related funny stories. But, I might rememeber some forgotten gem, someday...

I didn't post a lot today cos, due to my English weaknesses, I had trouble relating to the posts between Huntsy and Muffy.

Now I wonder : has Muffy choose this name because it would suit well with Huntsy ?

Now I'm getting paranoid again.

Anyway, I love this board and I must say, Hunsty, that you're my best virtual mate.

What a fun !

A pub I used to frequent had the original version of "Love Will Tear Us Apart" on the jukebox. The A side being 45rpm and the B side 33 rpm. They always blacked out the number of the B side but you could still punch it in. How we used to laugh as the B side was played at 45rpm. I was young then and had more hair (wipes tear from eye).

Geoff, i'm Muffy because of one of my tattoos, i'm a Muff Master don't you know. That is to say I gorge rather greedily and with much enthusiasm on the honey pots of sweet and succulent young ladies, i'm sure you catch my drift! ;)

Nah, there's nothing to be jealous about really.. ..for not being able to chat like the common chatters

Music and the feelings you get from listening to New Order are light, positive.

Never been a chatter, so why try? Just a bad habit from buying a internet access. So why try, it's a meaningless hobby, meaningless efforts, when all the words come from a dark isolated room, and all the good, valuable conversations happens to be in the outside world, in the city and in the small venues, dance clubs.
You (I) need movement to communicate, and that's what you're not getting by sitting expressing personal thoughts on the net. To get to know fellow New Order fans, I should get the hell out of here and buy a ticket to Manchester.

Practise makes perfect

nah....not always...:-) - Should rather play "Kick that habit man!" from the rather infamous Monte Cazazza. :-)

Sorry, Masters! for a message you said you were insulted by, back in March. :-)

The promoter and the servant - btw, the promotive messages that were posted on Norwegian web-sites, were mostly about New Order and music from the Manchester area.

And another thing about chatting is nicknames, that's role playing and some are good at it, but why?

Frode, me old fruit, the internet to me, and many others i'm sure, is one vast meeting place and in that place you are sure to meet from time to time others with whom you share an interest. This website and especially this forum is one of those places. Communication with your fellow man is one of the ingriedients required to sustain life, that is a fact and for some the internet is the only place they get that interaction and if that makes them feel more fulfilled in life then that can only be good. For the rest of us however we hang out in these places to meet others we would'nt normally get the chance to in our every day lives, so that we can rip the piss out of each other at every opportunity and cry with laughter while we do it. As for some people being better at it then others, so what, if you cant entertain then be entertained, its as simple as that. But remember, you dont have to say anything deeply profound, there doesnt have to be great speels of pontificating, (like this), it just has to be fun.

Its a real shame that Frode believes that communication between the Orderline inhabitants is a worthless exercise. I find it difficult to comprehend that Frode's belief that our activities are 'Meaningless' is true. It begs the question, why does Frode post here? - if it is meaningless, then what does Frode get from it?

I'm not an overtly internet intensive person... just happened upon this site by chance. If it wasn't for this site, I wouldn't have had the opportunity to download lots of rare material, chat to like-minded people, obtain all of the latest news and heard so many great stories. I really can't see anything shameful about chatting online about something your really intersted in. New Order has been a great part of my life... this site only intensifies this situation.

Personally speaking, 'In the Real World', I have lots of girlfriends, boyfriends , business colleagues, acquaintances, activities, outings, dates etc. etc. and it is a nice time-out to come online for a quick chat. It 'ADDS' to life, it doesn't 'REPLACE LIFE'.

Perhaps Frode, it is you that needs to get out more, and not us... if you genuinely feel ashamed of talking on the internet to 'Cyber Friends'. I dislike the negative association with this term, and it is people like you that have tainted the meaning.

Does something always have to be real, to be real? - I'm sure you would be happy to read a book and use your imagination to fill the pictures in. Not dissimilar to this site really Frode.

Buster Klumpy, Patty, A J Jarvis, Sebbsy, Sebsy, Nic the Blank, Andy the Swan, Muff-box, April, Liv, Taboo 7 etc. etc.... these are real people, yes, that's right, real.

Open your eyes, you might just learn something.

Sausages.

Well, you might also say that, sometimes, some of the communication here can be way more real than the supposedly real ones.

Me too, I have lot of friends in the "real world", I have a beautiful girlfriend too.

But why should I choose when I can have both in-the-flesh friends and cyber-friends.

I have a lot of cyber mates, here and that's really great.

PS : for the ones who didn't get it, this thread was a joke to begin with. Belgian humour, maybe... /°

Huntsman, on occassion you may have been known to speak incomprehensible bollox. You now speak the truth. This board is a bit of fun, often a very good laugh, and a chance to share New Order related banter-which it is all too difficult to do in the 'Real World'

Here here Seb!

See what you started Klumpy with your mock insecurities, how do you sleep at night!

"Perhaps Frode, it is you that needs to get out more"

Re Huntsman:

Yeah! And that's what I think I was trying to express. Self-critism, doesn't meant that I judged people like Huntsman or other users on this board. A computer can mean isolation to some, and be a good tool for others. Well, if I name a few good writers on the subject New Order and the related stuff, I'll guess it would be a insult to others?

As Muffy said, the judgement was perhaps a little too harsh?

No, it hasn't been entirely meaningless, Get Ready was very well received in Norway and the music journalists and the Dj's favourite. So it's good to see ones favourites at the top of the charts, despite one generally doesn't like the commercial part of music biz.

Huntsman: I`m real too, you know!!!

Originally posted by Muffy Here here Seb! See what you started Klumpy with your mock insecurities, how do you sleep at night!

I'm the kind of sick person who sleeps better because of things like this... :D

Bastards!!! - I knew there was somebody I'd forget... I took the risk and paid the ultimate price... embarrassment on the board.

Factoid... you are so real it stinks, and I can smell your feet from here.

I'm a figment OOPs i meant I'm a fig is cyber space really there?where will it end?

Alright, i don't think I ever wrote in this board that all contributors who decide to use nicknames are unreal and manipulative, have I? :-) I've might have done such a mistake in a e-mail once, but you're allowed to do mistakes, aren't you?

Peace?

Originally posted by Frode Nordmarken Alright, i don't think I ever wrote in this board that all contributors who decide to use nicknames are unreal and manipulative, have I?:-)I've might have done such a mistake in a e-mail once, but you're allowed to do mistakes, aren't you?Peace?

Peace, mate.

When do I get to become a "Member with TECHNIQUE"?? I cant wait, Whooo-hooo!!!!!

Doh!

Originally posted by Fac21 When do I get to become a "Member with TECHNIQUE"??I cant wait, Whooo-hooo!!!!!

You'got to have 250 posts, Facsy.