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It seems that unlike most people on this site I do not wish to read of your exploits in the diving, tongue sticking out and waggling about variety thanks. I was under the impression that this is a message forum about thing New Order-ish related, and other stuff too. But quite clearly I don't want to read about your sexual habits tah. I'd prefer if you kept them to yourself like most people on this board do.

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I can't help it Hooky Monster if people keep commenting on the name 'Muffy' or speculating about my sexuality because I have committed the quite inexcusable crime of wearing a pink shirt in the photo I posted in my profile. If i'm not mistaken you were in fact the last to do this! I really don't recall divulging any details about my so called exploits although I admit to having engaged in a little light hearted banter as happens from time to time on forums such as these and anything I personally have said falls a long way short of some of the crack that I have seen others posting. I don't have any doubt that you are a really nice and decent person who is acting in a way you see as fit and proper, however I think you should just lighten up and take things in the spirit that they are intended, but as I have clearly offended you then I wholeheartedly apologise.

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Apology duely accepted, but I can't help NOT liking you; as I'm sure you don't like me either. Nuff said.

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oooh hangbags....

Liv :angel:

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Originally posted by Isolated It seems that unlike most people on this site I do not wish to read of your exploits in the diving, tongue sticking out and waggling about variety thanks. I was under the impression that this is a message forum about thing New Order-ish related, and other stuff too. But quite clearly I don't want to read about your sexual habits tah. I'd prefer if you kept them to yourself like most people on this board do.

While we're at it "Isolated", if you're going to have a profile on this website's fan club section, try to have a REAL one!

Seb.

P.S. what have you done to that cat!!!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by Sébastien Boisvert > Originally posted by Isolated> It seems that unlike most people on this site I do not wish to read of your exploits in the diving, tongue sticking out and waggling about variety thanks. I was under the impression that this is a message forum about thing New Order-ish related, and other stuff too. But quite clearly I don't want to read about your sexual habits tah. I'd prefer if you kept them to yourself like most people on this board do.

While we're at it "Isolated", if you're going to have a profile on this website's fan club section, try to have a REAL one!

Seb.

P.S. what have you done to that cat!!!!!!!!!

Hmm, don't you think, Seb, Isolated is just our "Hooky Monster"...

Look : 69 posts already...

And I remember Hooky Monster making the exact same post about Muffy.

Pardon me if I'm wrong, Isolated Monster...

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Originally posted by Geoffroy Klompkes > Originally posted by Sébastien Boisvert> > > > Originally posted by Isolated> > It seems that unlike most people on this site I do not wish to read of your exploits in the diving, tongue sticking out and waggling about variety thanks. I was under the impression that this is a message forum about thing New Order-ish related, and other stuff too. But quite clearly I don't want to read about your sexual habits tah. I'd prefer if you kept them to yourself like most people on this board do.>

While we're at it "Isolated", if you're going to have a profile on this website's fan club section, try to have a REAL one!

Seb.

P.S. what have you done to that cat!!!!!!!!!

Hmm, don't you think, Seb, Isolated is just our "Hooky Monster"...

Look : 69 posts already...

And I remember Hooky Monster making the exact same post about Muffy.

Pardon me if I'm wrong, Isolated Monster...

First of all - if you don't like my new profile, then delete it, no skin off my nose. That's my lovely blue cat/bird anomaly.

Yes Geoff, I am indeed Hooky Monster. I thought that after what I wrote about Muffy it would be fun to change my profile and name. As I got bored of the last one. Also, due to my fallout with Muffy, I won't be visting this site as often in the future - I'm sure I won't be missed too much

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Dear Isolated, a.k.a. Hooky Monster, I can understand why you have taken a dislike to me, however, I assure you that I do not dislike you at all, what reason could I possibly have? People dont always get on, thats a fact of life, so please dont let a few silly meanderings from me put you off visiting this site and I hope through time when you realise that I am not really a complete twat we can look back on this minor incident and laugh. Love the pussy, I mean cat by the way!!

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Hooky Monster aka Isolated. Has ye been drugged at the weekend or has ye lost several of thy marble madnesses? - What gives with a long-standing member upset by talk of cuna-lingus interspersed with New Order banter? - if your upset with the aformentioned Muff-ball then what chance have I got? - I can't remember the last time I made a post without sticking something stupid on thy postal post!

Hey Hooksy, I would just like to say for my own peace of mind that just because I'm stupid it doesn't mean that I am any less or more a true New Order fan. I can categorically state that I love them above any other band or musician, they are a huge part of my life.

In the same way I embrace your comments on New Order, your life beyond New Order and your approximate shoe size... I also talk with you because you are a person with an identity. Muff-box seems to be having a rough-ride by you, I just can't understand it? - not from you Hook-shoe?!!! - Surely you'll be upset with me banging on about any old thing?! - and Allen Jarvo going on about his love of the football machine?!

Live, and let live. Make love, not war zones.:) (featuring excellent robots with precisions laser weaponry).

If you leave this board because of Muff-box's interest in licking his lass's obnoxious areas then this place will be like an egg sandwich without the egg and mayonnaise.

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First of all - if you don't like my new profile, then delete it, no skin off my nose. That's my lovely blue cat/bird anomaly.

Yes Geoff, I am indeed Hooky Monster. I thought that after what I wrote about Muffy it would be fun to change my profile and name. As I got bored of the last one. Also, due to my fallout with Muffy, I won't be visting this site as often in the future - I'm sure I won't be missed too much

I'll go withe the Hunstman, here, Hooky Monster aka Isolated.

I mean, though I enjoy sex a lot, I don't really care about talking about it here. That just means I can't really relate to some of the topics here.

That also has to do that I have trouble understand everything because of my well documented poor English.

But there are all the other topics that leave me plenty of fun. And if Muffy and Huntsy want to talk about their, imaginary or not, sex lives, I don't mind. If they're enjoying themselves, so why not ?

Let me tell you one last thing : I would certainly miss you.

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I thought the muff/hunsman sexual banterings were quite funny if that makes you feel any better. there is only so much that can be said about the great NO unfortunately

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Just to clarify one thing, it was not the Huntsman that talked about Muff-box's sexual exploits. I tend to stick to aliens, the paranormal and crisps. Well, maybe small animals... but thats it.

I'm starting to believe that the Hookster has had a momentary blow-out... does he not realise how much he is liked?

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The Klumpy paranoia is spreading....

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Hook-naughty, for what its worth I have no time for the 'side projects', but can tolerate chat about them. The 'side projects' come up all the time in posts and threads, people are just interested in different things. I do hope you don't bog off... it would be a nonesense. Muff-box doesn't even dislike you, I don't even know who would dislike you? -

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Your right, just as Buster peaked unnecessarily last week I think Hook-nose has had his chips. Buster has returned to normal now though, and I think he was taking his blow-out with a pinch of salt, whereas Conk-nose has properly blown his own nose out.

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THAT WAS A JOOOOOOOOOKKKKKEEEEE !!! :)

I guess that's what you mean by a pinch of salt, Hunstmania. :)

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Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :hi:

Keep the happy vibes flowing - I'm off back to my usual football message board

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Oh dear.

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And all because Muffy cant keep a civil tongue in his head, or should that be mouth? :o

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Well Muff-box, I don't think anyone could have predicted the baffling movements of the late Hooky Monster. All seemed well last time I was on the Orderline, until today... Hooky Monster had changed his name, felt alienated by the gang, had taken a strong dislike to drinking from the hairy cup and has now left the building.

What next? -

Perhaps it was something he ate (which was obviously not someones minge).

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Originally posted by Huntsman What next? -

I know, I thought we had all the makings of a good fist-fight brewing here, especially with people coming face-to-face with one another at the gigs later this week. Ach well, just have to watch the band instead then.

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It could have been such fun, I'd have eaten him alive!! :smoking:

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In your dreams Muffy lad :wink:

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Its good to see youve not left us after all Hookey boy! :smoking:

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Originally posted by Muffy It could have been such fun, I'd have eaten him alive!!

Oh puh-leez, not another oral sex gag?! Ugh.

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Originally posted by Geoffroy Klompkes THAT WAS A JOOOOOOOOOKKKKKEEEEE !!!:)I guess that's what you mean by a pinch of salt, Hunstmania.:)

Sorry Geoff, I know mate.....just thought I'd remind you of it :wink:

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Originally posted by Seb Briggs > Originally posted by Geoffroy Klompkes> THAT WAS A JOOOOOOOOOKKKKKEEEEE !!!> :)> > I guess that's what you mean by a pinch of salt, Hunstmania.> :)

Sorry Geoff, I know mate.....just thought I'd remind you of it :wink:

That's okay, Seb...

It's just that, with that Hooky Monster affair, I didn't want no misunderstanding. :)

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:laugh:

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Briggsy do you ever make mistakes? :hat:

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I grew a mullet once. And a couple of years ago I died the front half of my hair blond, and left the back it's natural dark brown. I looked very homosexual :kiss:

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... I wish I hadn't asked.

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Originally posted by Seb Briggs I grew a mullet once. And a couple of years ago I died the front half of my hair blond, and left the back it's natural dark brown. I looked very homosexual :kiss:

Are YOU gay? lol :eek: only joking

And so ends my final EVER post on this board for quite some time, or until after I've seen NO this Thursday

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Isn't that your 3rd 'last post' Isolated?

And no, Despite owning a number of PSB Cd's I'm not a 'Vagina Decliner' :p

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Wel, speaking for the "sexless virgin" contingent...no, that's not right, how about "waiting-for-right-person-but-not-particular-about-it" contingent, I can say we've gleaned some useful information from such post discussing the various stages of cuniligus, orgasms, bra size, will her father barge in, and all sorts of things. This will help us in the future and thus, serves a educational purpose.

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Originally posted by Allen Jarvis > Originally posted by Muffy> It could have been such fun, I'd have eaten him alive!!

Oh puh-leez, not another oral sex gag?! Ugh.

oral sex gag...sounds a wee bit disgusting there!!!!!!

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